News on the censor: "13-year-old Norwegian scared wolves with the help of treach-metal on his mobile phone."

Well, no fucking, do you see that metal is much cooler than that pop-up guano?

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH That day today! All wet, tired and money must...
What, did you work for ninja grandmother? It is :)
I was not on holiday today. This is the story of Marina.
Specifically, me and Marion. More precisely with me.
Once upon a time!
Marinka bought a new bathroom, I told you that onpa was going. He called, said, set up a bath, come and try. I went to the parade and bought everything I needed.
WOW : Well? Do not pull!
xxx: short filled the bath this pale bath with water to the point, dressed, marinka called the type to swim and swim. And put the fox at the end. This is an acrylic bathroom!! And put her Marine and her foolish younger brother! In short, I turned all of my 95 kilograms, all the water on the floor.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! You are fucking!
I’m so used to the bathroom!! That it is indestructible like a wall of blinds, like a window in my grandmother’s apartment in the Stalin house. Even if you sit down, plant flowers!
WOW: Fuck, my also wants to change the bathroom to acrylic, I was against. Let me show her, let her see.

The Session? That is wonderful! As a friend of mine recently said, the exams are actually a good thing. You will learn a lot of new things that you did not know before. Everything would be nothing. But my friend is a professor at the university.

Higher School of Economics. In front of the entrance to the universe stands an advertisement shield with a widely smiling young man and the inscription "There is such a profession - to protect the Motherland!"

There is a fundamentally new idea for the plot of the porn video - actors, dressed in costumes of microbes and bacteria, engaged in reproduction in the mouth and under the toilet.

The broken clairvoyant is mite 10 daze miche.)

Dear manufacturers of stack viruses, please write a price of more than 300 rubles on your screenshots, or I am ashamed to take more for removing your creations((

Amor: What do you think about the literacy of modern youth?
Tbl4ep: as to the orthographic disaster

What do you think about Lenin’s funeral?

YYY: I also feel good about the idea of buriing Mutin and Pedved. and premature.

xxx: I am a cake
yyy: I am a waffle)
zzz: I am a cookie)
Debilicons, we are transforming!

People write “worse.” Is it better or worse?
Yyy: This is "Namana"!

Discussion before submitting research work:

They say they can ask everyone for half an hour.
YYY: No, this time the commission is in a hurry.
XXX Where?! to
Maybe burning in hell!

Combinator at the Humanitarian Institute:
How many ways can seven students enter the audience?
Method of factor change from seven - 5040 variants.
Are there other versions?
If you don’t think mathematically, then five: through the door, the window, the cave, the lookout in the ceiling and the breakdown of the wall.

This morning in the courtyard burned the car, and for a long time so..minutes 15-20..stinking in no way wanted to..it and the snow was thrown, and water was watered, boilers from above were thrown...but it was burning again..the flame was not bad..chikov wanted to heat the car with a gas burner, played, the firefighter came when they were already extinguished )))) Well, I am back home now after work, I look at this wolga is not there, well I think the evacuator was taken, but if not, it is Russian automotive industry, she left...JUST!!! went and left. Mom tells me:"I look out the window, and her smoke went from behind, well, I think, it burned again, and then the headlights turned on, my eyes on my forehead came out, so she still went".)))))
If I had not seen her burn, I would never have believed.

My father broke his notebook two days ago.
Today he stated that he can’t live like this anymore, dressed and went out.
After 10 minutes, he returned suspiciously satisfied.
He said he bought a replacement for a broken note.
XHH: I am confused. Where did he get the money?
xxxh: and here the father gets the newly purchased magic card and with the enlightened lily in all the moustaches begins to lay down a piece on the table.

I heard the story in the military. The recruiter (p) passes the medical commission, the turn comes to the dermatologist (d). The dialogue:
D: Take off your clothes, turn off your clothes, take off your shorts, spread your buttocks!
P: (after doing all this, he asks) Well what’s there? Does the delay smell?
The curtain. I think the guy was taken.

Conversation with the former:
Help me to choose a car! Budget of 200
Did you find a sponsor?
Ugo, a long time ago.
Married to Heaven?
I : Yes.
He: And what is his wife?
I: his wife...his wife gave me birth 21 years ago!

A friend of my girlfriend went on a date with a guy she found through the internet.

It started like this: he invited her to some special restaurant, forgot to order a table there, was late, there were no tables, had to go to another restaurant. The Village. have eaten. First she went to the toilet. Then he went to the toilet.

When he left, the girls sitting at the neighboring table said to the girlfriend’s girlfriend, “Hey Hani! YU KEN DO BETTER VISAUT HIM! Throw it away, go hang out with us, here is our phone! And in general, while you went to the toilet, he ate from your plate.

The curtain.

The child is listening to the "speaking alphabet", (for those who do not know, I explain, such a thing on the wall, pronounces letters, words and short words with verses) the slow-moving one presses a button, and it is a verse for him.
And then the child without listening to the first verse switches to the second and it turns out: "Sasha went on the highway and sucked four turtles!"

Dr. Morf: If all humanities had disappeared on earth, we technicians would have gotten bored. If all technicians had disappeared, humanitaries would have died.