One of my clients has the habit of scheduling changes on the site in the last minute. One example is sending a letter on Sunday:

We have to make these corrections before two o’clock on Monday.

I am :

“I’m currently busy with another project, I can do all the repairs on your website by Thursday.

The Client:

We are a big company! We cannot wait so long!

I thought about writing that I agree, but with a double price for speed. The answer:

We are a small company! Where do we get such money?! to

A familiar told me today. Some 10 years ago he was driving his BMW, and at the post of GAI in front of Luga he was stopped by a haishnik. He stopped and asked, “Is there a shirt?” The acquaintance replied, “There is something. Gives a hoodie. He wipes out his front number and says, “You’re half a penny! Washing your back?

Recently in the hypermarket of Yekaterinburg saw such a picture. A boy, 5 years old, with his father chooses a machine. The father offers him an Audy, and the boy answers, “I want a Jigguli!” The father sat in front of his son and said, "Promise me that in 13 years you will tell me the same!"

The critic says to the artist:

Do you want to know my opinion about your carpet? It is not worth equal anything!

“I believe,” the artist modestly replied, “but nevertheless I am ready to listen to him!

Oh, these are the players from the MMORPG mail.
You tell them that the game requires a sea of time from you to at least stay behind the rest.
XXX: And they say you’re just lazy playing.

Whoever enters into the shit is not afraid.

The outstanding cardiac surgeon academic Vladimir Andreevich Almazov in his office in the clinic of the First Medical Institute stood a glass with a spirited heart. Every student knew the history of this heart. In the early 1950s, when Almazov was still a student of the 4th course of the First Medical, a girl with subacute septic endocarditis entered the clinic of the institute. This is a terrible disease and now gives a high percentage of mortality, and then...
She was considered hopeless. The girl had a fever below forty, the heart refused. It was examined without special results by leading professors and, as usual, a bunch of interns. Among the practitioners was one – talented and attentive.
No, he didn’t offer a revolutionary method of treating endocarditis, he just fell in love – the girl was very nice. I went to the house every day, wearing flowers. The dying girl also loved him. I slowly recovered.
They married, gave birth to children, and invited the doctors who treated her to their silver wedding. When she died many years later, she gave her heart to the First Medical Institute. To remember, a sick heart is treated by a loving heart.

Business guru says:
We need to focus only on what we are the best in the world, and give the rest to those who are the best in the field. I’m not the best mechanic in the world, so I drive my car to the station once a month. of service. I’m not the best computer expert in the world, so someone else comes to me from time to time to adjust. And I’m definitely not the best swimming pool cleaner, so this is done by another person in my house. The questions?
Are you married?
and yes!
Are you the best lover?
No, no, but what is the question?
I wanted to clarify if someone else came to you for this?

In Moscow, in different areas, pedestrians cross the street with varying degrees of caution. This parameter should also be inserted in the navigator. For example, for the Water Stadium: "Be careful, you have entered the area of fearless pedestrians!"

xxxh: I have a mouse scratching on the roof) I sent a cat there))) let it train))))
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He’s always crawling when you’re dragging him anywhere.
He is for any case. It is like dying with music ?
Did you feed him before hunting?
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It is wasted :D

I don’t have anything to store for the New Year – Jiri щас!

HHH: Where do you want?
WOW in Tanzania. This is where the view of Kilimanjaro and the migration of the antilopes. Hundreds of thousands speak of them. The darkness. A delightful spectacle. I want to see.
Ohhhh the morning. and disappeared.

Generation of gadgets, no-no

My son was in a stupor for a long time when he heard that I needed to put a manicure set on charge.
Once again, I realized I wasn’t joking.

I photographed my breasts, now I don’t know who to send...

here here :

Why haven’t all the advocates of spelling yet drowned each other in the toilets? I remembered it!! In real life, they are afraid to talk to strangers.

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"Fear" is this such a thin trolling?

AleStaN: Yesterday, the tribe issued :) The two-born sister and her husband went to the theater, brought small for a couple of hours to me, said he can not sit in another house (the guy is 9 years old already, in general). Well, I launched him on the third wizard's compass, so that he would be happy and let me calmly talk to a friend in the kitchen. After an hour and a half, the water comes to drink, my spoke to him, "Andrew, don't you want to eat?" The guy’s response made me drown with tea.
"It is unpleasant for a woman to eat me to sit down when Themeria is in danger".

(from the citation of Fantasy Lab)

A negative review of the book cycle begins with the phrase:
I have read all three books and not a dozen times.

Which side of the plane is best to fly to Kamchatka?
Did no one advise from the outside?

The xxx:
Where and how to celebrate the New Year?
YYYY :
In the notebook - a pen, if the oldfag,
In Twitter - status, if hipster,
In Laura, if it is boring,
In the company of friends - a camping, if you need a fun year,
At home - a deep, strong sleep, if everything is gone.

lex_Crimea: There are movies where the trailer is a spoiler