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[ + 27 - ] [8 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73554
 29.11.2012
xxx: The biggest file in recent times is to hand over a paralyzed notebook to the service, and then try to polite explain that the password is "myohoenpassword".

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №73553
 29.11.2012
The fire of my love has been poured to you—only melting coal remains.
Would you suggest that I throw the wood?
Oh yeah yes ?
I’m always happy to throw a couple of sticks. ;)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №73552
 29.11.2012
Good where I am not... but nothing, I will get there!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №73551
 29.11.2012
"I don’t have time to spend everything you earn". And only after these words of women comes the real realization that you are rich.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №73550
 29.11.2012
XXX is
65% of the issue is resolved.
Remains to be notified.

YYYY
65 percent ?
How was the percentage calculated?

XXX is
I am a beginner financier.
Honestly, intuitively
We are in Russia.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №73549
 29.11.2012
Omdzn: The Incasator stole 8 million and dumped it.. it was found in the sanatorium of Ust-Kaczka, Perm region. Where he bumped and spent a bubble on a baby of easy behavior.
Hm... As far as I know Ust-Kacha, it is an aging resort, where gynecological diseases are treated... Chet the man did not go there.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №73548
 29.11.2012
Universal, 4 pair, protection of laboratory work

Alexandra, you look at me like an idiot ;)
Girl: And why not?

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №73547
 29.11.2012
from porntorrent, topic "I am looking for porn with a hook"
In fact, the dream of childhood. There are comics, every piece made in five minutes, and someone has seen something serious?
2) I had somewhere in the house rolled a gait at 56...
I can fuck it for you and shoot it on video. It will cost only 5,000 rubles.
For 10,000 rubles, I can send a gauge and do what you want with it.
My childhood dream will come true! will go? and :)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №73546
 29.11.2012
The schedule for December holidays - 20 -preparation for the end of the world, 21 -the beginning of the end of the world, 22 -the official celebration of the end of the world, 23 -the end of the world, 24 -rest after the end of the world, 25-26-.... New Year's Mornings and Christmas trees... New Year, New Year holidays.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №73545
 29.11.2012
Discussion on the news tape about awarding a handless athlete with a tablet:

Oleg AAA: I would better give a bigger plasma that <...>
blablabla: plasma for blind athletes is attached, not here, everything is thought out in advance.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №73544
 29.11.2012
Discuss the benefits and harm of sugar
It is obvious that saccharose is an unusual product for us. To get these two tablespoons of sugar, which are in a pack of ice cream, you need to drink with carrots juice or, at least, dry breeze.

[ + 34 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73543
 29.11.2012
Go with us on a night fishing trip? Z is. Do you have a boat engine?
WOW: Thank you, I can't give a direct answer right now, there is an interfamily conflict.
Q: How is the family?
WOW: People I’ve seen only once (the parents of my sister’s husband) want me to go with them for a weekend to the country, which fucking knows where 150 km away, for a whole day, they’re going to do something there, and I’m going to cook a fence for them at that time.
Why willn’t their son cook them the fence?
WOW: Because my sister doesn’t want to go there and she has tainted her husband (their son) for this weekend!!! to

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №73542
 29.11.2012
When a mother buys a chocolate to her son, the dad, in order to teach the child to the realities of life from childhood, bites from the tiles 13%

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №73541
 29.11.2012
I have a very developed instinct of self-preservation.

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №73540
 29.11.2012
Recently there was a violent fight under the window, with screams and thunder. The neighbor from the bottom put the columns on the window and turned on the music from the 'Dumb Village'... even the participants of the fight were laughing.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №73539
 29.11.2012
When I buy cigarettes in the shops, the saleswoman asks me if I’m 18, sadly I answer: “No more.” It’s been almost 10 years since I wasn’t eighteen (

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №73538
 29.11.2012
Someone asked here:
The xxx:
In principle, I like the idea of carrying Sherlock Holmes these days. But I can’t think in my head that he is so clever, that he knows history and literature and that he doesn’t know about Conan Doyle and his books. Or he knows and innerly whispers every time, calling his name...

I answer, but it has been transferred to this day, and not copied. Do you feel the difference? Cut to put. So "in those days"he is no longer there.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №73537
 29.11.2012
Every year there are new epidemics of flu, fever and malaria in the world, and the WHO is still there.

[ + 79 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73536
 29.11.2012
“But the salt must be hidden.”

Residents of the Spanish city of Seville protesting against the construction of another mosque in their city have come up with a way to help themselves in this situation.
They buried the dead pig in the place where the mosque was to be built, and broadly informed the press about their “evil.”
Islamic law prohibits the construction of mosques on the “pested swine land.”
As Arthur Kalmeyer writes in his blog, the Muslim community had nothing left but to cancel the ready-to-build project (the land was sold to the Muslim community by the Spanish state authorities).
No protests or demonstrations were needed. Superstition worked like a clock! :)

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73535
 29.11.2012
and toast.
I have colleagues at work. I have neighbors in the house. I have a heart in my chest. So let’s drink for it to knock!

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