-> Swimming fucking, and sailors walk!

This usually applies to ships. But here the ship has crashed (for example), the sailor is on board - and Opa! A magical transformation.
Interesting, and swimmers athletes on sailors are not offended?

To quote Caroline, it is:

Religion has really convinced people that there is an invisible man in heaven who monitors everything you do, every day and every minute. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has prepared a special place, full of fire and smoke and flame and torture and suffering, where he will send you to live and to suffer and to burn and to suffocate and to weep until the end of the ages!
But he loves you!
He loves you and he needs money. He always needs money! He is all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing and the wisest, but that’s what money didn’t do!
Religion gets billions of dollars, they don’t pay taxes, and they always need a little more.

Is it true that when cooking the real salad "Caesar" it is necessary to use 23 knives?

We hit the cowboy

> The Roman Patricians?

Petka reads a history textbook: "Patricians surrendered to orgies in thermas with heteros".
Vasily Ivanovich is! Nietzsche is not understood.
It is easy, Petya. Terms are baths, heters are pale, orgies are group-shaped.
And the Patriots?
- And this, Petka, the mistake has stolen - you need to read "Party".

What if the Motherland says "need"?
The concept of "Fatherland" is a difficult question.
If the state, then the money ahead. If my country is where I am going.

GT: "Telegram filed a complaint against Russia to the European Court of Human Rights"

The commentary:
Referring to the Constitution of Russia in court is like referring to Tolkien’s Silmarillion in a dispute with a physicist about the origin of everything.

The boys around the tsar live in some strange reality: taxes from the poor, labor - punishment, children - to the enemies, the wealth of the power - to the shit, themselves steal - others sit.

There was a case with my acquaintance.
She went to work in a store as a cashier on a work permit. After working there for a month and a half, she fell ill and went to the hospital. Nothing predicted trouble... The official hospital ended, she recovered and returned. But it was not there. As soon as she left, the managing manager said to her, "You have taken another employee (the employer's acquaintance) in your place and you are no longer working here. You won’t get the health care and the hospital, and your work is lost. Go on all four sides!”
By the way, her ZP and hospital would cost the employer 15 thousand. The rub.
The cold shower of my friend didn’t like it. Since she had no money, she went to free lawyers. The lawyers were just young. Work loaded they were not and decided to collectively help my friend to make a complaint and lawsuit to the court, and in addition a detailed scheme of what and how to say to the employer to try to solve the case on the world and get the TC and money, and in the conversation she was recommended to record everything on the dictionary.
The employer refused and did not even meet her. She had to communicate with the same manager. The employer had to come to court, and there he was surprised that the girl brought two well-trained lawyers to court.
The result:
It was proven that she worked in the store, thanks to the recording of the conversation and the fact that the employer suddenly for some reason did not find records from surveillance cameras for 2 months, although they work.
Thanks to this - the girl received her legal money and further compensation of 65 thousand. The rub. for the fact that her TC was lost and for the time spent on the trial, which could have been spent on a new job.
And also on the employer was imposed several fines (in total about 150 thousand. The rub.As part of the staff was not arranged according to the TC, the store did not comply with the norms of fire safety and sanitary norms.

Just don’t teach physics in school, and your whole life will be filled with miracles and magic.

Three new stations have opened on the salad branch of the Moscow metro.

Stations "Olivier", "Vinegreet", "Caesar".

Dialogue between two engineers and a girl internship:
Her hands are out of her ass!
What shoulders, what shoulders.

#Shopping

Since the prices have risen, and the salary is not, instead of shopping, I have a steady yarring.

In Russian, shopping is, as a rule, some kind of activity, when a certain expensive and beautiful product is selected, several stores are spent, everything is compared, compared, selected and picked up. For some people, it is a ritual, a therapy.

In Russian, in particular, my sister and I, this is called "go shopping". Everything sounds better than looking "go shopping".

Development is when you create models of the ass and the member purely for the sake of the trick, and you want them to just be combined forever. But immediately it turns out that for this they need support and propulsion devices, and thus, in turn, a source of energy and fuel. And even later it turns out that periodic repair is needed, because wear, ageing and all that, and you start to come up with how to make regeneration so that it is itself. By the way, you also turn the automatic search for fuel and refuelling. And you also have to take care that the fuel is also regenerative, otherwise it will not be enough for eternity. You have to create a almost eternal source of light, and self-replicating converters of light energy, which can be used as fuel, because the ass with the member initially did not intend to recharge with light, but to rework them already lazy. Then you face some in principle unresolved problem - the same aging, and you start to invent a bike, with the reproduction of the ass and penis, you have to wrap in the ass another hole, because the first is not suitable for this. In short, the result is a whole world in which members and asses hardly meet.
And it is always so, you think one thing, and something completely different comes out.

An old, sick grandmother was going home in a bus. Her granddaughter came. They go home together. Grandma calls her, and her granddaughter’s ears are closed. Eyes in the phone. The grandmother called, and not called, good people and an ambulance called, and the grandmother helped with a heart attack. And the granddaughter and her head didn’t turn, that she didn’t understand?

The throw, of course, was powerful, but what prevented the granddaughter from touching the shoulder? If the grandmother herself did not reach, then ask the same "good people" - they have less hemorrhoids than the old lady to pull. Here or somebody cheats, or it's not in the headphones, but in the relationship of grandmother and granddaughter.

In our country, there is a special code for officials, which provides for the execution by hanging. But when the law was signed, they missed the annoying seal, and the execution resulted through the lifting. We have been there since then.

A self-propelled carriage the size of a car, and at the same time in nuclear power, is perfectly created and used. Only in half a decade she travelled a dozen and a half kilometers. In a heavily crossed area. It is called Mars. Driving on a ride.

It’s easy to be an expert in something that’s not your job.)

59 is. I graduated with a gold medal.

I have to burn so.

<Nominator> Sleep is good for you. Only in a dream you can learn that if you make a flash flash like tea and drink, you will quickly assimilate the information stored in it.