ddd: Guess what site if: "The most visitors (13) here were Pt noya 13, 2009 13:00 am"
ttt: Em.. however, what a fucking site, obviously something bad, disgusting, mystical and in general it is obviously nobody likes it and it would be better not to.
ddd at the point. This is the website of our school.

I buy children in the world of toy light swords. On the label is written "The World Sword. The most powerful weapon in the galaxy. Made of plastic." In how!

The fucking! My cat went crazy, caught herself by the tail, bitten herself for it, lying on the floor, bite herself and bite herself like a victim.

If you turn on water in the kitchen, the stream, regardless of the amount of dishes in the dishwasher, will necessarily fall on the spoon, which will start to actively spray water in all directions.

But here in our thermal was led by the 80-year-old old lady of God's carnival by the name of Kogan. We called her Kogan Barbar.

XXII Sochi Festival of Team KVN
Mikhail Khodorkovsky is the only prisoner who is waiting for the end of not his term.
Team KVN "Broadway" (Moscow)

Registration form of the seminar participant:

F.I.OPlugged
Position of: Ivan
The contact body.by Maximovich

She whispered all night. I woke up in the morning, looked in the mirror, and from there the panda looked at me. Adult bad panda, fucking...
by Dina

A horror movie today. This is "The Top" is called. One comment pleased me:

Texas, "Shield"... "Shield"...in the near future expect "Shield", "Shield", "Shield" and the horror trilogy "Shield")))

P.S."... look at the screens of the country sharp-sighted mystic horror film: "STANGENCIRKUL"!))))

I said that I was in a corporate practice. Imagine an American morning (we still have a morning in California). I am pleased that today is Friday, flying out of the coffee machine with a cup of hot black coffee, and on the turn flying into a guy in a white sweater and light jeans. I drink his coffee, I understand. The cape. He lost the gift of speech. I begin to apologize – Sorry, Sorry, Its May Folt. And he so sadly raises his eyes at me, and says, “Mada, shit.” I was surprised: "Huyasse!"
A normal American morning. :)
and ah :)

Lyolka

From the MMORPG chat:
23:48 pm » WOW : throw the torg on the rings
23:48 You invited a player to trade.
23:49 You paid the tax: 1 58
23:49 You gave the item(s): The Ring of the Punisher
23:49 You got the item(s): The Ring of Titan
23:50 WOW: Well what will you say now... the rings have been exchanged. We are now married.
23:50 “Wow, let’s get to know you.
23:50 hrs » WOW : Igor
23:52 WOW » xxx : Anton

She called you a bitch today.
Oh yeah?
I remembered the horse.

xxx: I want to meet you
YYY: What is it that wears you?
xxx: yes

A friend, a passionate fan of one of the characters of Camedy Club, tells about the dream she dreamed.

It was a wonderful, romantic dream, as I visited in a fairy tale.
I feel like I’m standing at a stop, it’s hot, I’m horrible for some reason...
The car stops, he leaves it!
xxx: In a white coat, playing with his muscles, looking at me with his stunning eyes, smiling and talking.
What is "How much?"

xxx is offline

The probability of the end of the world in 2012 is roughly equal to the probability that Putin will appear in an ad for chips with the taste of a crab.

Our society is divided into three parts: some take bribery, others give bribery, and all the others simply failed to live.

They talked.
I drive a car, I do not touch anyone, on such a straight road. There is a haishnik, seeing me naturally pulled a stick - say go here.
I stop while he comes to me, I get all the documents, I prepare in general for the conversation.
Haishnik (G) staring out the window: “Hello, where are you going?”
I was, of course, expecting a different question, such as “Your documents or “We are breaking”?
At the end of the day, I hang, think deeply and answer, “I’m going straight.”
Here hanged the haishnik: "Directly" he repeated unsure.
“Right,” I confirmed, looking him honestly in the eyes.
“Happy way,” he paid tribute and went to his car.

Watson, what do you think of the Baskerville dog?
I didn’t eat it, Holmes.
Mrs. Hudson says she ate.
Why do you believe her and not me, Holmes?
Because she is cooking, not you.

You lie between the girl of your dreams and a gay. You are naked. To whom do you turn your back? ? ? ?
ZZZ: I’m more interested in how I got into such an inconvenient situation? OO
XXX: after the club the girl did not want to go without her "girlfriend" for example)))
ZZZ: Is gay a passive or an asset?
XXX: no matter, no one knows
ZZZ: then you have such a girl with such a girlfriend ?
That is your dream.)
Tomorrow is the end of the world.)
XXX: and the cock is itching)))
ZZZ: You think bad about my dream ?
my dream is a true aryan with truly aryan views..and gay she has no acquaintances))))
Well, if in essence... that... nefiga, I couldn’t be there
XXX: Well, the shit is out and you can’t do anything.)
Does my ass hurt?
XXX for whom?? to
ZZZ: the pseudo-domain who was brought into such a situation
XXX: This was not the case at all.
ZZZ: Hm. the cheek is itching, the grandmother dreams, the ass is not hurt and all naked.
I'll fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

Horse tourism breaks all language barriers. A couple of years ago he went on a weekly tour in a group with 2 Finns, 2 Russians and 3 Americans. When I left, everyone spoke Russian, thanks to my Russian friends who sat in the saddle for the first time in their lives. The first Russian language was learned by a typical American (140 kg of a good-hearted person) with the typical name John - already on the second day he freely expressed with his horse phrases of the kind "Tfaju mat! Lost!" and "Kuta blat!?" and