Today is the high birthday. No all-Russian channel shows anything, but we remember.

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Well, we usually have everything in extremes, if it is cold, then minus 30, if the snow is around the belt.
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In the case of elections, 146%
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Once I drank in the company and everyone got together and there was such a dialogue.
xxx: here are you guys when you catch a penis, what are you lying on the ribbons?
YYY:...
Yyy: No, he hangs down
XX: Do you not be afraid of it?
YYY: What is it?
XXX... in the shit.
Here I catch that the girl has never seen a penis in a calm state.
Yyy: in general, in a calm state, it decreases once in three.
You are lying to me!!! to

I sleep with my husband at night. in the other room sleeps the daughter (3 years). Sometimes she asks us to sleep with us at night, but because she is afraid of the darkness she calls us out of the room. The night, we sleep, the daughter cries: "mama". I push my husband and say "Take the little", silence. I understand that it makes no sense to wake up, I get up and go for the little one, lay back..in 5 minutes he answers with a sleepy voice: "And she didn't say where to take her?"...unfortunately the demand didn't think to say: "from the disco!" :)

Our affordable housing is the most affordable in the world!
I rented land from the state, on the condition that if I build a house there in 5 years, I will be able to privatize the house and the plot. The house would only be built - a modest house 6x8 with a fence in the middle. The construction took 200 mph. After six months, the documents...
A bunch of commissions, a bunch of documents and a bunch of money - quite expected, but! The Apophis:
Fire Inspection
The SNiP on the same page indicates the thickness of the partition (expansion of the pipe in the place where it passes through the ceiling) in sequence: 130mm, the next point is 250mm, another point is 375mm, and at the end of the note "for all cases" is 500mm. The inspector gets the calculator and folds 130+250+375+500=1255mm, and this is in each direction!!! Thus, with the size of the oven 80x50cm I get a tube 276x263,5cm
To all questions one answer - "so written", but the inspector for the modest 15t.r. He will close his eyes and sign the document.
Fucking people, full fucking people

Do I say weird?
In a multiplier? I am afraid that yes...

From the Cadastre, post about the new electric car from BMW:

xxx: guys borrow a charge, bmw
Will it go from Volvo?

– Oh, I see the telecast – it turns out, Americans also play hockey?
Why not play them?
"Well, they must have their own hockey, according to the type of football: an oval shayba, which is thrown with their hands, and cloves, so that each other can fuck.

You know that in every photo there is a piece of soul.
Do you mean, photomodels – soulless creatures?

From the foreign website, review of the product:
thank you. Order received. All rabotaet.Postavschik dispatched the goods fast and good quality.

xxx: Then, though, the special effects were real, not entirely computerized, as they are now.
WOW: Yes, it’s always a pleasure to know that two cascading legs and three pyrotechnic fingers were broken during the filming. Styles what? Well, a cup of coffee was poured on the key...not that at all.

Three hipsters sit by the fire. They decided to argue whose inner world is richer.
I recently watched an arthouse movie. Now I am not the same as before, says one.
“The book is still better,” said the other. I read and understood its secret meaning.
The third hipster said nothing. Only the ipad turned.

xxx: Unfortunately, our developer is not excited, we will look at other candidates.
YYY: Why didn’t you immediately write in the task that should be delighted? Can I rebuild? And really enthusiastic? Not an orgasm, not a joy, not a whimper, but rather an excitement?

Chuck Norris cat caught a laser beam.

XXX: How long will you walk?
YYY: another liter)))

He said, “Hello, I bought a car.
Mmm... what one?
He: Prioro, white, cast, xenon... all things. and ;)
You are just my m.
A prince on white shit.

at work a accountant (girl, 27 years old) deducted in the news: "Ricky Martin is getting married"
A cry to the whole office:
How much more will I sit in the girls!! to

You can just ask for a good couple of times. Call the area once. Then wear a broken jacket, shorts (sovkovy) or family pantyhose, and the day three does not shave. Spray your mouth with a column, it is better to buy cheaper and grab a tail. I’ll open up, I’ll kill Matt on x...I think you’ll understand. The main thing is not to be afraid.

How are you with the Marine?
With a marinade? Well, considering that Marinka was 4 girls ago, then now we are all right) do not argue)

xxx: oooooo, mafrenda ju dont nou вот зе факин хелл ит from
Its Hurried Auro-Flat

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