Because our men only play games and don’t think about the future. I am looking for an American.
Q5: Yes, they are the days! We just walked them out in the dances yesterday.

I told my father that you would pay the bills.
Guri: In the sense?! to
In other words, you will have to pay for everything.
Guri: I did not understand
You will have to pay for everything: for light, for water, for gas. In terms of accounts, I say, the municipalities will have to pay.
Tagged with: ffu

A new subject today. The new predecessor. We sit. He tells us: "Please pay attention to the location of the furniture in this audience. You are all there, look at me. I am alone here. Such a scheme can involve only one system of power. The Dictator"

Zoldar: Now I caught a puzzle. A call is issued with a complaint: "The internet does not insert me". I even depended for a moment. When working on the Internet via Internet Explorer in some form of order with the right mouse button does not call the context menu with the command "Insert".

XXX: So I found the problem! I, out, every night, in addition to the battery, remove the carburetor from the car and take home - the immobilizer is such that you fuck off!
......................
YYY: You can’t get rid of it. cars from which you can remove your own hands in the courtyard of carburetors, hijackers are not interested.

xxx: I went with a shrimp for fishing...woman said a day on 3...drinked like pigs, what I did I do not remember, before leaving comes a sms "if the shrimp is expensive, buy shrimp";

Announced!! to
The apartment is sold, there are headphones, everything for a comfortable living. A girl in the next room!!!

Nothing shows the deplorable situation of our economy like social surveys:

"Who are you working for?"
1) Top Manager
2) Middle Level Manager
3) The Younger Manager
4) The Specialist
I have trouble answering...

xxx: here my neighbors had sex, and the music was heavy in them) then I hear the girl asks "here hearing is good?"
HH: I wanted to answer yes! :D

Viewing "The Hobbit", behind a pair of "white collars" sits.
Even in the movie with a tie. accentuated and encouraged. After the phrase about the "long-term contribution" one sneaks and whispers quite loudly to the comrade:
What will happen to this contribution when they throw all the dragon gold into the market?! to
There will be nothing. They won’t go, they’re greedy.
Well then let them go.

- You can write an emulator of poppy polyethylene and chew forever!
A roll on 150m2 costs a thousand three. You can steep up to the bloody mushrooms.
And then crush them...

The World: Get Out!
QAARTEZ : -?? to
World: They don’t like me here.
Qaartez: What is it for?
Svet: - Well you understand... After 2 weeks of working to the table "Leaving, turn off the light" added "U"... =(

Q: Do you want to go to Karenina? 20:40 in Goodwin
YYY: I work until 21:15. As long as I get it, I think it will be drowned.

To all the well-known paradoxes added another:
Chats for World of Tanks (MMO game about tanks) do not exist, but punishment for their use is provided!
...it is like in the Russian legislation – there is a punishment for a coup attempt and there will be nothing for the coup itself. Don't try it. Just do it.

How do you personally fight the system?
— Start > Menu > Log out of the system.

Artzib: a child raised with memes was found on the Internet

Despite all this love, a man cannot be happy with the one he loves.
A good topic. and long. About a bottle.
I see you understand.)

by Ivan Rykov:
Who is on Movie 43?? to

Andrei Kuznetsov
Fuck, don’t go

Andrei Kuznetsov
It’s not an appeal, it’s an evaluation of the film.

A young man with a phone for 800 rubles and a watch for 6500, where to find you?!?! to

From the taxi driver:
Sunny is in trouble today. with passenger
BBB: What is it?
Which one did it? ;)
With a passenger? Were they two written? and :)
DDD: People in traffic jams do not miss :D
He has fallen asleep! I fell asleep! The passenger woke up.