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[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №42052
 22.01.2011
She is: The Wild!
Why do you always call me by name?! to
She: I like her very much, I want the same :-[

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №42051
 22.01.2011
1> We are moving here in a new building
1> Second week equipment pulling, network pulling
1> The Wite Couple has already made something about 15 km
1> Guess what happened to the rainbow flowers in my dream today :(

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №42050
 22.01.2011
At work, a very modest girl gave a pearl:
My pride will never let me ask for anything. I don’t know how to beg, ask, but to send it is yes, always please.
:D

[ + 69 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42049
 22.01.2011
Here is another interesting Russian language textbook.
The words "slide" and "writing" are written WITHOUT the letter "D".

Thanks for attention.

Now about the funny. They say, in the Russian language there is a verb of past time "bus station" and deepricipatie "battery".

[ + 61 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42048
 22.01.2011
I sell handmade soap.
and Tyler?

[ + 98 - ] Comment quote №42047
 22.01.2011
XXX is session. I eat fast, sleep little, I sit in the inlet with a sense of shame.

[ + 16 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42046
 22.01.2011
In order not to lose the coupled socks, you need to sew rubber to them, like the watermelon in childhood. And when wearing to stretch the rubber inside the pants...

[ + 81 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42045
 22.01.2011
Dybala, who thought to make in a rough pair instead of white-colored wires dumb 4 white, need to get a nail in the head (x_X)

[ + 71 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42044
 22.01.2011
Confuse the names of the heroes! Be a black man!! to

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №42043
 21.01.2011
I worked in an electronics supermarket. Once came a client, a cowboy-starver, a grandfather with a beard, a shirt and a fur cap and with full confidence demanded the EMERZE player IROD. With regard to the fact that EMERZE is MP3 we immediately guessed, but the real hysteria happened when we came to know that IROD is an iPod

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №42042
 21.01.2011
X: And that Lenka didn’t come to the pool?
ZZZ: Yes, this... she has a skit proct))
XXX is?
ZZZ: Monthly

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №42041
 21.01.2011
I realized the power of thought!
This is when you need to prepare for the exam, and the thought itself is even more tired than the process itself!

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42040
 21.01.2011
You like it, but the best cat is the cat Vasily Strugacki. A scientist suffering from amnesia.

In some kingdom there was a king, in some state there lived a king, named... mne-e... well, after all, it doesn’t matter. Let’s say, Mne-e... Polyect... He had three sons, Tsarevich. The first... the third was a fool, but here is the first...?

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №42039
 21.01.2011
I realized that she would meet with me by calculation when she asked "What’s your rating on the tracker?".

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42038
 21.01.2011
From the tape:
Norwegian schoolchild Walter Eikrem was able to scare off wolves with a heavy metal melody on his mobile phone. When the boy saw wolves on the street, he took a cell phone from his jacket pocket, turned on it music (according to some reports, it is about Creed, according to others - about Megadeth) and soon the animals retreated.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №42037
 21.01.2011
[CentauR]: Damn when you go out of the house with friends, with a terrible mess. You see the poster "With a new 2011 year", and a friend issues
So we celebrated...

[ + 97 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №42036
 21.01.2011
XXXX: I sit some Friday night in the disc-bar of Rozdolby behind a stand, next to me a very drunk girl, looking a little older than me, on a t-shirt an obscene drawing, a tattoo on half the shoulder, colorful such.Out of my hands falls an unclosed bag, out of it a hose tube, the girl is loud, trying to get out of the bar stand, I get up, I pick up the bag and the tube, give, thank you.
Monday, morning, should start a new subject in the universe, all discuss the teaching, which will lead. Guess three times who comes in?

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №42035
 21.01.2011
Alex (12:02:32 21/01/2011)
The first international congress was held. Lohi came from all over the world, and the congress was cancelled.
Lorik (12:03:22 21/01/2011)
What was cancelled?
Alex (12:03:35 21/01/2011)
The bleak...

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №42034
 21.01.2011
- She pulled into bed, as her name did not say, and she did not take off her socks.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №42033
 21.01.2011
YYY: And why do pirates have this hook? He is uncomfortable in battle, and in life too.
XXX: The Body

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