After work went to visit his loved one, in the process of dinner gave birth to an aforism: "Now I know how to bring in complete frustration Sisadamin: you just need to give him a plate of pelletry in his hands, put a half-naked girl next to him, and put a note with a misconstructed linux on the table."
The real frustration was...

A lecture is going.
The door is broken.
Calmly, these are bubbles.
After a minute, the door with a screw is slowly opened, someone's head is pushed there, looking at it and knocking on the door.
This is an entire bubble.

I remember being so upset when I first saw a man’s line in a cafe! The toilet! But it’s not all football ?

Alexenader: "C February in the documentation of the U.S. State Department remove from official circulation the words "mama" and "papa". When submitting applications for the registration of official documents, in the questionnaires from now on will be included "parent number 1" and "parent number 2".

Sent at 6:17 PM on Thursday
Strizhenkov: a child product number 1 and product number 2

xxx: website of the car show, in the section about the BMW X5, topic: "Help"
"I recently accidentally purchased a new car, I can’t get used to it at all..."
I would like to buy a new X5...

Tanya-boo: Kir, have you ever had sex with a prostitute?and the real)))
Kirill: So to pay the money directly, it is not
Tanya-boo: Cho, ran away without paying? = D
And it was ? ? ? ?

General of the Ministry of Internal Affairs detained for theft of $46 million
A criminal case was initiated against the user "VK" "for violation of copyrights"
At the same time, who will sit?

Marriott is strong. Read on the official website of Mr. The organ:
The hot phone line. (working from 10 to 13 hours every second Thursday of the month)"

She: and I and my girlfriend, when we say goodbye, smooth each other on the chest and say "grow tits")))
He is: 0_o

X: He has a daughter, the cat is already going to school... unexpectedly)
Y: Yes, that cat goes to school, I hadn’t heard of it before :D

I'm about the same figure as you, can you recommend a diet?

Fall in love with a fool.

XXX is
The mother of shash with the father quarrels, does not want to drink him with the neighbor to let go
XXX is
He says that if he leaves, he will shut the door and will not let him in.
XXX is
If I leave, will you not let me in either?
XXX is
He says, “You go for a walk until the morning, and this one is undercover.

Please help who can! I need to get an agent somewhere and get in! What is it and how is it done? for me urgently.
I am an agent, come in!

The last man on earth was sitting in the room.
They knocked on the door.
Frederick Brown. "The Shortest Scary Story Ever Written"

Commentary: "Humanity is extinct, but the darts remain"

Now phone has 9 out of 10 Russians (82%) O_o

XXX: Greetings to you bro! help me.. fucking I don't know what to do.. the girl stopped.. I haven't slept for 2 days, I don't eat almost, I can't think of anything.. the bump doesn't help, I can't even squeeze on other babies.. I'll definitely open up or go crazy, I don't know what to do.
Go to Dota
The xxx: go!

A week ago, I put a piece of bread on the window. for the birds. and a week (!) The little ones remained untouched. Yesterday it was snow, the little ones slowed. Today the birds arrived, digged the tiny pieces and clung.

<GONYAEV> Father burned...friend told my mom a sad story
<GONYAEV> about how her spit-cock was ripped out of her eyes by courtyard cats.
<GONYAEV>the operation cost 40,000, the eye was restored, but he can’t see anything.
<GONYAEV>father listened and issued:"better would the button shake"

Mother of a 19 year old daughter:
“In the Tao years I’ve grown up with you, and you’re behaving like a jerk!

I think half of this happens to me!! Maybe not in half, but in one of the two...