From the competition in the game "Crocodile" was disqualified the team of surrogators for cheating :)

The Advertising:
Intimate whitening is beautiful!
Make the intimate area brighter and more beautiful without leaving the house! You are worthy!

Docked...whitening letters *ROFL*
So I imagine: fried in the solarium ' glamorous' blonde with white pussy XD

A little boy from childhood flooded.
Trolls on the Forums, Humans Hamill.
The skull is broken, the fingers broken.
The network of guests is not in debt.

Karbofos

The silver ring is lost. If anyone finds, before
xxx: how to throw out or sell or give - show,
xxx: please for me
Nice try, Sauron

I'm a cute girl, I have a higher education, I cook well, I love sex, I don't wear uggy and I don't look at Summers.
Do you want to know where the bottom is?

I am a lesbian!

Muniya
Do you rarely come to school?

MaxTry
What a school, I suffer, I suffer.
Hermione anyway.

There is a river in the center of the city. On the ice is large, on the entire width of the river (meters 60) in two rows drawn: I, the heart of red, Russia. To my son (7 years) I explain: it is written "I love Russia". He: "Someday this love will melt..."

XXX: How did you fly?
WOW: You know, flying GM... great. But when they returned... Something is very tense when a stewardess is carried through the cabin into the cabin to the pilot with a parachute in his hands.

WOW: And even the fact that we were still on the ground at the time is not very reassuring. You sit and think, if they do, they are ready. And you are not.

111: I had a removable caviar, a foldable sofa and a notepad on the pool))), and now I have 6 rooms, a cabinet and a huge table.
222: Oh bead bead, sorrow

Tagged: ahahaaha
WOW: What are you breaking?
XHH: Imagine the PS/2 connector slipped and the computer determined that it was an ahahaha mouse
WOW :?? to
Tagged: mmm
The user is out of chat.
The naive fool

The trailer was filled with the film, with 50 cent of the main role:
Cyber_Maniac​: Black on the cover looks like 50 cent`a :D
mss73: 50 Cent on the cover looks like a black :)
Macuk: 50 cents and there is a Negro :)
mss73: That is what!

In the news:

13:09 In Europe selected the best gay car of 2011: defeated Peugeot with an advantage of one point

The company is looking for an apartment for the office:
>illidan: though, I’ll push for pity, say "we poor programmer, ya! We are 5 pieces, we live quietly, with fingers on the keys of thousands"))

Q: Where are you?
In the bathroom))
HHH: What are you doing?

XXX: At the bottom of the account. I remember when I was a junior, I decided to go to school. I lived with my grandmother then. and 2 rooms. I had enough brains to hide in the couch. Remember, they are like that. Carefully put a blanket, pillow and blanket in the closet. Quietly lay on the couch, rolled the player and went to sleep =)
Who knew that it was that day that my grandmother was going to change her clothes... So many screams were :(

neo)(_): I so stumbled only when in the anime some man saves a little girl from the huge cockroaches, and when she so happy asks him, devoutly looking at her huge eyes, -"you who?" hears in response - "Pedophile."

XXX: I look at the second matrix. She is cool.
You haven't seen 3 more.
There Trinity died.
XXX is fucking!! to
I am a bitch, right? :D

There are about 20 colds on the street. My friend is always late at work.
Yulia Kyseleva
Come home faster.
Yulia Kyseleva
Soon we’ll be having sex with an ass, she’ll be God.
Yulia Kyseleva (18:38:57 19/01/2011)
I spread your breadth.
Slet (18:39:04 19/01/2011)
and there!!! to
Slet (18:39:06 19/01/2011)
The Second States

I know the password.
I forgot the login.
I must be fucking.
The system admin.

If I make a list of the most frequently asked questions to the system administrator, then in the first place I have:
What did you do?