I have a very smart puppy. For a long time he wanted to explore the neighboring room from his room, but he was afraid - he flew to the open door and at the last moment turned.
The problem solved - landed on the floor and went down there on foot.

Here comes a guy (s) to us at work, in the form of 25, that then talked to him over the internet and here he gives me:
t: I have a home internet speed of 1 gigabyte.
What is Megabit?
What a megabyte, a gigabyte!! I had glass fibers.
I am O_O

The Dwarf (13:31:15 23/01/2012)
No, you’re going to get rid of me, I’m going to get rid of me. At first I bought headphones, did not look, but gave them pink. Now they brought me an officer: a pink line, pink clamps for paper, a pink book for records, and blatant pink scratches. Given that I’m always walking in black, it’s an emoji!
Artem Ivanov (13:31:45 23/01/2012)
and ROFL
The Dwarf (13:31:56 23/01/2012)
Don’t you throw!
Artem Ivanov (13:32:06 23/01/2012)
I always suspected it: D. You are the head of the A-ti department. The bosses are all like that.

Message from corporate mail:

Dear all of you,
Anyone who has lost a soft-blue iron break and 1 cigarette Malboro, contact the sales department - we will be happy to look at the legitimate owners!

O_O

Will the cat be tired today and you can do anything with it? and ;)
You know how to raise the mood :-*
Playing a body?
he: you are more likely to get into a zombie, or you lie like a dead body, but after a while you get thrown and start to bite :D

Married for almost a year and a half, my daughter is 2 years old. But when the wife between the affairs said that her days are delayed and wanted a little salty - he waited like in his youth...

xxx: calls here on goa lady alone
yyy: is it sympathetic?))
xxx is
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Do you owe me money? 😉
Don’t go there, Hole

Do you know why I love winter more than summer?
How do I know?
Because in the winter I am a big and warm ninja, and in the summer a fat, sweaty ninja :(

Tomorrow I take the final exam and set up a skyrim...I have endured a long time...I am a man.

On the tape, one news is more outstanding than the other.
Two police officers from Northern Butov caught on bribery with TVs
A Moscow courtyard held heroin worth a million dollars
In Chelyabinsk opened the case of mass poisoning with eggs
The head of the rural post made an assault on a neighboring office.

XX: Well, as they say, if you can not but very much want, then you can! The main thing is that no one knows! And here we include Sherlock Holmes))))

YYY: Oh, I came and he was in my forehead you were in the club! - no, you are cute what? don't boil me, you have no dry sweat on the forehead, judging by the corner of sliding droplets you moved to the left and to the right and then danced, you have snow on the floor exactly what the club has, there is always sinking sand, you have a black piece in the bag apparently a heels (I don't think you bought them recently because you didn't boast of them yet) means they have you for a long time and it is for clubs!!You are a genius!!Sorry for forgiveness... no, you have a club bracelet on your hand!!!(well or print depending on the club):DDDDDDD

el: You know there are such cowards (they are usually sold in markets) with diocesan slogans "I only love Masha! Only for Nasta!" and etc.
El: Yesterday was good. A man approaches such a pot and asks with a stone face.

Do you have a name "Tanya"?
No no no no.
A man without changing his face expression
What is "Katy"?
...
Nor is there. Take it better with "Maria". A beautiful name.

due to our uneven and uneven supply
The heating system, we can observe.
Different climatic zones
From Arctic Winter to Nuclear Winter.

I have the suspicion that I have entered the Auschwitz in the course of my life, and since I am not Heracles, it will be difficult to crack it out, especially as some horses continue to crack hard.

Letter about sex:
He is:
I didn’t say I’m a hookup.)
I said I could do more than 2 times a half hour.
She is:
Wouldn’t you mind if we were three during sex?
You and the second.

SOPA, SOPA and PIPA

Idea
Everything is treated simply - until the bill is passed it is necessary to post as many comments as possible on the SOPA website with links to pirated products! So, the first thing SOPA will have to close itself :)

XXX is:
Pingback: There is no answer.
94.26.14.167 - The server is not available.

YYY :
XXX, great hockey )

My mom asked me to throw a song on the phone, so that it would be cool when it rings. Having recorded every old man and every other bitch, mistakenly believing that Stas Mikhailov is the sample of the best on the stage in the eyes of my mother, I put him on the melody.
Mother's reaction: Yes, under this music I won't even raise my ass from the chair!
Ma, I am really proud!

Trolling vs Stub, and Blabla.. Here are you and the stub, and the trolling in one bottle: The Tolerance Competition in Colpino was won by the team of the eighth class called "14/88"

Yesterday I sat and watched a movie, popcorn came out, the advertisement began, I switched to the STS, and there was a SMS chat at the bottom, and it was written in the chat - Popcorn should be eaten in the cinema, almost drowned in the snuco...