X: How did you sit on Anime?
y: Sealormon saw on TV at 12 years, and I did not suspect that there could be cowards in the cartoon. He was raised on time.
Z: And at the conscious age, how did you get there before you started watching anime?
Y: I was 12 years old if Cho was a conscious age. I could already shake. It means EPT.

You can only be peaceful behind your backs in one case – when you take the first step in your life.

Itak, a story from the life of rodents or how to fight drunkenness in non-traditional ways.
I had a friend, a biologist. He studied some of the processes of higher nervous activity, and the object was used by traditional white mice.
He had them in the laboratory apparently-invisible, experiments with them were quite successful, the disserver was already just as close, but a major repair of the building of the institute and he had to scatter his mice on friends, experts, other laboratories, etc. In order not to miss the results, of course, of hard work of many months. In the meantime, of course, the pipes are changed and the walls are stained.
A large part of his muscles he just pulled back to his home, well he lived close to the institute. His wife literally stumbled away from such a company, threatening even to go to my mom for a while, and here the three-year-old daughter - that just sent in indescribable enthusiasm. Same dishes, mice are white, clean.
He was playing with them all day round, throwing out the plush mice and dolls.
They bathed them in the bathroom, clothed them in dolls, and one day I thought about painting them in all the colors of the solar spectrum with aquarelle.
It was just a glance, I think even the mice liked it.
Then everything was done, the mice went back to the lab, but the story unexpectedly got a continuation. Sometimes my friend talked with a neighbor on the staircase cage - with whom, by the way, they had a adjacent balcony.
The neighbor says:
– You know, I’ve been “squeezed” for a month now (before that he’s not one).
The evening did not come home.) is
...??? to
Dick, write to the hell! I sit on the balcony and suddenly there is a mouse.
is out. The Red! And it is green! And then the philanthropist! I am such
I saw, such a deadly swallow gave - no more drops of this poison!

I searched for sausages at home all day but never found them. Then I looked at the satisfied face of the maid and realized: sausages in the paste.

From the forum:

xxx: I quit smoking with a girl on the book... we do not smoke when we are sober... but as soon as we drink, it immediately breaks... what to do?Why Allen did not write in detail what to do in the book... very reluctant to start this nightmare again... even if you are sober, there is no thought about it.

yyy: It seems he has a book "How to Stop Drinking", it seems you need it now

I list the catalogue of spare parts, and here in the eye comes this item: "Rele pulling MAZ"
The first thought is Nihuaasebe relay...

It has begun!!! to

From the news:

"Sergey Bezrukov played Dmitry Dužev"

Sanchez486: Fucking trolls
by Alex_Sez
Sanchez486: I bought a bottle of lemonade. The label reads "bla-bla-bla with flour. Shake and drink. "On the cover too - shake and drink. I blasted. I thought I’d eat a delicious juice, but it wasn’t...This shit is gased!

The real case of the zoo:
xxx: Give me something to seal cats.
YYY: O_O
xxx: Oh, for the degeneration of cats.
YYY: O_O
XXX: Give something from the worms.
yyy: Aaaaa... For dehelmintication

One old man was constantly reading necrologues.
I was always happy to find people younger than myself.

What is "factorial"?
W: literally - "the devil would have taken these actual numbers"

Skunny: In our cozy gender shooter, the chief troll suffered most morally, who, proving the superiority of men, women ran into the question: "And what gender are you?".

My parents gave me a turtle for a while.
YYY: She will die.
XXX: Why is it?
YYY: They are all dying.

<LedZeppelin68> I never let my PS3 in the net, AHAHAHAHAH
<@ajax16384> LedZeppelin68: Untouched
<@F1ReB4LL> she probably has a hole LAN sticker attached :-)

Love is when you embrace a person to a crush of bones, but you realize that this is not enough and you would still eat him.
@nexebo: @koffboy is fatality

XXX is mild! The political correct name of the left is "People with unconventional hand orientation".
xxx: I am an ambidexter!!!!!))))))
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY The two? =) is
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- The neighbor stopped talking something in the karaoke...maybe her machine was covered?
There is a God in the world!

Comments under the video, in which S.Slepakov advocates for his grandfather on the road and beats the driver of a Mercedes:
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YYY: I know very few people who have done the same and I think Svetlakov is one of them. If there were Baskov, Galkin or Kirkorov in the frame, for example, I would be funny. Here is another case.
zzz: yyy, and don't say - it would be funny to me too if Svetlakov in the frame dismissed Baskov, Galkin or Kirkorov... )))))

I was told that a smoking woman ends up with cancer, I said that not only

I will soon be fired for my expressions.

My older comrade served in the navy and told a story. Their ship sailed from the Barents Sea to the North, and after a while there was a storm that lasted for 2 days! And the times of the USSR, the Cold War, all the shit. All foreign ships were hiding in the coves, and even, due to the strength of the storm, they offered to hide there to our ship! But who will swim in the port of a potential enemy! And here, two days later, the picture appears, the ship is chaotically blurred, and everyone blurred, from the jungle to the captain)) Two days the team could only drink water, and then it did not delay for a long time) But, fucking, they sailed into a strange port))) Just the pride tried!))