Excerpt from an article in the journal "Popular Mechanics" about the Chinese space program:
According to Chief Designer of Chinese manned spacecraft Zhou Jiangping, the government has allocated 15 billion yuan ($2.35 billion) for the construction and launch of the Tiangong-1 target module and the flight to the station of three spacecraft. That is, three times smaller than the legendary Russian road Adler-Sochi, which is 48 km long. Something money was enough.

From the Habra-Dahabra about the first human mission to Mars:

HangGlider: I suggest sending participants to Home-2. I’m sure they won’t see a replacement :)

Numitus: And today we will decide who to expel from the project and deprive the oxygen.

Bleat, I have seen a lot in my life, but did not expect to meet in the book "Principles of Solid Body Theory" in the chapter "Optical Properties" the epigraph of "Romeo and Juliet" of Shakespeare

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Here is a predator in such a mask.
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Super super
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Strong and sharp
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Without a mask, it looks like a donut.

About Skyrim:
“It’s a joke... to hide a 5 kilograms cheese head there during a battle, that’s all!
Yyy: And on top of the goat's foot to eat a couple of liters of vineyard.
Zzzz: It’s like a party with my relatives.

To rest on vacation like a white man, I go to work like a Negro on a plantation.

Grandfather came to visit. In the evening:
Dad (D): I found your mushrooms on the balcony!
I: He’s been three years. You would throw it out.
D: Yes, I threw out what was roasted above, and ate the rest. Three hours went well. I’ll open the second bank to check out.

"To get rid of the disease will help you qualified doctors of the Medical Center "Help yourself"."

Good name, it is immediately clear that there are no special hopes when dealing)))

The night. Cottage in the Northern Village. The duty woman in solitude and Azzsky noise bypasses the possession. Following her, a man goes with a teaspoon to pick up water. Suddenly, the woman falls from her place and runs away. A man with a scarring throws a teaspoon and behind her - little she has heard. And it turned out that she decided to run away from nothing to do)))

Q: What kind of person are you in bed?
It is barbaric!! to
SBS, and I am a wooden man!! to

For the development of the village in Russia will be allocated 42 billion rubles.
I even know the name of this village - Ruby :)

XXX is
Do you think it makes sense to talk with a girl on ordinary topics?
I spent the day and so on.

YYY
Am
Yes Yes
of course
Share what you have there.

XXX is
Oh well.
In short, I ask what shampoo she has, and she says I’m saying something wrong.

"Doctor, mega is in a good mood, I want to go to cafes, bars, shops and buy everything I like! What about me?
You have a salary:

I lie in bed with my wife, preparing for sleep.
I set up an alarm for you.
I am also on the sixth.
The wife in a wild seizure of laughter, climbs me into cowards, which then gives out ''and really's opened and another 15 minutes hiccats, here it comes to me that I gave out, had to rehabilitate =)

The annual budget of the Pentagon is enough to send two large submarines to Mars. They are doing fishing.

XXX Movement - Life
XXX: and the progressive-return may be her cause

When you wake up in the morning, there is a bar in the refrigerator. And you’re still chewing all day... No fools, right?

This is not the fucking law. In this case, they are not fools. You are just a fucking shit. When are you all going to get rid of the pigs?

Morse: I remember watching a Japanese porn multiplayer with the non-Japanese name "Steamboy". So there, these fans of realism for distant explosions made a sound delay relative to the flash. The fucks. I then overwhelmed the entire system, trying to understand why my sound track is lagging behind the video. That they all burn in hell, physicists are crazy.

She: Would you be very upset if I got pregnant?
He: Well, depending on who.
She: Let’s not leave you.
He: He is strong...
She: What if from you?
It is even stronger :D

My mother cannot sleep under the noise of the computer, even if he is in the neighboring room, and under a loud telephone can, he says, under him the thoughts from his head go well >_<