xxx: I made my opinion about his mental abilities when he stated that geisha is like gay, only female – that is, lesbian.

XX: I don’t get the foolish men!! to
YYY: I Hate Writing

BoTt: I am angry with animated smiles! You will open and look for what kind of shit they are going to come up with.

The night butterfly is...
Here we stand with a comrade at work, we smoke...Towarish is colossal (square 2x2, Heavy Athlete) and obviously from a brutal lack of sleep - the red eyes can be seen.
I’m a vampire, what are you a vampire?
Comrade (deep-mindedly so, meditatively): No, I am a lunar butterfly in the wrong light of the stars spinning in the midst of the leaves of the Sakura.
I am : o_o

"In Hollywood found a cut human head"
And just below the inscription, the police suspect that a murder was committed =\

What do you do, fools? The head can also be cut off from the body. Died for natural reasons. The generation raised by the Backward, shit. If Americans are stupid.

useless-faq
Why does milk boil in the storm?
Because in a thunderstorm, we have the electricity off and the refrigerator is not working.

I mean, you wanted to sleep. Let us go?
2 more videos and sleep.
I will promptly convince you to go to bed.
WOW how?
XHH is gentle. Lovely I kiss him and put him under a warm blanket.
Do you have a story for the night? =) is

Call to McDougall:
Hi you McDonald.
I would like to know what toys you have.
It is you again...

Judging by the silence with regard to ugga this year, all the guys who trolled them last year, in this they themselves go.)))

of the wind. The website:
"Hello my cat 2 years not castrated eat any public houses for cats do not want to castrate?"

I want a full sandwich. with fresh bread, with wheat, with cucumbers, with a salad leaf
I want to bite him with all my strength.
I feel the chloroplast crush on my teeth.

I asked my daughter to buy me a magazine "Caravan of Stories" in the kiosk. I am standing next to myself on the phone talking, I see the kioskerch and aunt in line laughing, the child is in confusion. To my question, what is the case, I get the answer: Magazine "Bloody Stories" we have not yet)

One Japanese boy has been the world record for the duration of masturbation since 2008 – almost 10 hours in a row.
10 hours is empty. This was when I learned that my young neighbor Julia was actually not a nurse, but a teacher, and had to urgently rework everything again.

Will I rape and kill? Are you afraid? )
I am from the factory r.
I have been murdering and raping since I was six years old.

As we all watched the star clock, the jungle... loved to play in the street in the Cossacks robbery

And we walked as you did not dream - the fires, on which the pads of the chairs melted and the pants broken, the drive home for the skirniak, and the crown "I will not go home, but will be driven away."
Who else remembers that?

"Cybersex addiction is an obsessive attraction to porn sites and cybersex".

Oh how! We are not some kind of drunkards there. We are cybersexualists.

Human cloning is forbidden, because then there is a chance that Chuck Norris and his clone can simultaneously strike each other with their legs. Physicists believe this will lead to the destruction of the universe.

xxx (17:29:54 19/01/2012)
Some girls can’t eat chicken, it will be an act of cannibalism on their part.
yyy (17:32:24 19/01/2012)
Some have already talked about it.)

Do you know why you can’t sleep in lenses?
Man: No why?
Girl: Because you are out.
Man :??!! to
Girl: Well remember how many times the girl said to you, “No, I can’t stay, I didn’t take the lens container...”
Man: I didn’t have girls with lenses.
Girl: Maybe I slept in them...I’ll take note)
Man: You probably didn’t know you were out.
Girl: They are sleeping well.
What else is a container? Are they radioactive?
Where to put the lenses in the liquid.
Couldn’t it be in a glass?
Man: You can get out.
Girl : No. Not in a human way, lenses in glasses... The glass is a place for the jaw!
Man: Well here is the phrase "Sorry. I can’t stay... I forgot the glass for my jaw...", I’t just be upset.
Girl: Mmm... Per this phrase is better for a note.

Boroda: One winter near Kostroma, our artillery division moved to the field to carry out firefighters. As always, on time and on account. They quickly masqueraded the equipment, long-range detectives fell into surveillance. The watch was conditional – they stood up 400 meters away from us, also disguised. The team went to battle, guns were placed on a combat basis, time went to adjust communication and reports of readiness. SOB (senior officer of the battery)on the communication: "Angara-Angara!, I-Angara-1, how do you hear?" in the helmet crash, swing. There is no answer. "Angara and Angara! I-Angara-1 How do you hear? Through the noise, as if from the Goppa of the world, the answer:..ngara1, I hear you badly!... In general, this change was repeated another 2-3 times. Time for counting is coming. Here, the SOB did not withstand and gave the command to fight and smoke: not to go away from the cars, to cast, to smoke, not to sit on the armor in the frost. I was screamed from the neighboring armor-Boroda-see -link- and the finger on the spy-radio telephonists pointed out. I looked in the panorama of the Connecticut - in a winter hat, bound to the blind, and above it the helmet on the back of the head is bound...I hear you bad-o-o!)))