Per it is better for you to keep quiet.? to
And the passport must be carried in Moscow, it is necessary for those "Moscowers", who came across its border...
And the indigenous people do not have a particular need... there that you are stuck... (from another indigenous moscovite).
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Sorry, but the fact that you are an indigenous Moscovite - you have written on your forehead?

It grew up where milk fell out.

Alexander is
I came home when my mom was watching TV. News of the day: some alcoholics found some stone older than the dinosaurs, in which a computer chip is embedded. The end of the world has come long ago.

Serena
It was your computer, ifjo.

I noticed something like this: when a Swedish table for lunch in a Chinese restaurant costs only 150 rubles, office girls on thin legs, with long hairs and manicures begin to chew gobajos and pork with pineapples like forty-year-old men.

Smokers, not compelled or restricted by anyone, are localized exclusively in domestic varieties. And we have clean streets, where no one is bothering walking children, those walking behind us, and so on. T.o Non-smokers are happy too. Because on a fairy horse with all the desire you will not jump far :)
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You will not believe, but among smokers there are decent people who think about the convenience of others. On our staircase for smokers there was a water ashes, a crown and a ashes bar, an anti-smoking air refresher and a slightly open window. After the Law, everyone went to smoke in their apartments on the balconies. As a result, the neighbors with the windows opened and said: better smoke in the entrance, as before.

She: What do you want from me?? to
He is: I? I do not want anything at all.
She: And why?? to

(newspapers group, photo of a small dried frog, cockroaches, larvae and something else incomprehensible)
The programmer brought to the editorial dishes of Thai cuisine for tasting.
P.S So far, no one has ever risked to try the snacks.

The best comment:
Out of the keyboard.

The best remedy for a sting is not to drink...and the head doesn’t hurt,and the hands don’t shake.and the salt doesn’t want,and the liver doesn’t hurt.

Football player Gascoine has repeatedly tried to fight alcoholism with the help of various hobbies. So, in September of this year, he tried to distract himself from alcohol with the help of fishing, and during one of the rehabilitations decided to collect whiskey, which he then drank during a new drink.

Exactly a quarter of a century ago I got the first pair of reading, when I tried to prove that we are still talking about a carpenter... But admit, you did not think of the line "Spring-Stretch summer red propelled"...Stretch does not jump and does not make sounds!

I studied Chinese. Now the graphic key to lock the phone can choose not just so, but with meaning

You can pay for the goods in any way convenient for you.
Will the Newcastle covers fit?

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I prefer the 5.45 ammunition.

Generally speaking, I will no longer walk in Vivaldi without a camera.

You would... take the assembly... or the mice can end up, and the animal needs something...

How is it right in Ukraine?
It is better to sit on your ass than in your ass.

Give my fiancé a major! Ura to! We washed!
Krasov: Well you the main toast do not forget - "first you will be the Lieutenant Colonel, and then I will be...."

You’re a good guy, why don’t you have a girlfriend yet?
WOW: I’m just too selfless.
I can’t find a girl with low self-esteem.

xxx: Dear, do you know that a biathlete runs 20 kilometers on ski? He is able to hit the target from a rifle four times. All this in a record 49 minutes.

Yyy: Well think about the clock late for a date, gods, who’s not going to be? In general, you’d better work on your three-minute record! I also have a shooter!

XXX: Mom, I have done it! I taught you how to swallow today. I will not disappear now!
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Zzzz: Princesses are not hacking!

How do you prepare this salad?
Dyadya_Misha: Very simple: a bank of sayras, a bank of peanuts, onions and vegetable oil.
Dyadya_Misha: only to be more delicious, definitely water from the peanut you pour on the cock
Mazenrad: Oh how! Salad and salad...

If in St. Petersburg a strawberry is a strawberry, then a manna is a manna? and :)

xxxh: 0_on me contextual advertising about self-propelled devices comes out
I am offered hotels in Italy and BMW X1
Do you see the difference between our offices?
I am so cute 😉