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For those who also suffer:
"Requests to Google(order not changed)
Cut off xxx
Download the xxx film
Download XXX Film with Wine Diesel Fighter Fuck!!and "
You know, search engines have their own "language of queries". The easiest thing about it is cakes. Here is an example of Yandex (simply, I prefer it)
xxx movie - porn
"xxx" - will be released by the same, with Vin Diesel. Without a problem. In the first line.
Smoking manuals is invaluable, for the rest... well, you know.
Last month he was in an accident, lying in the hospital with a fracture.
But yesterday, after I deleted my page, more people were interested in the question of what happened to me.
I have a twitter.
XXX: I got caught up
I decided to make a joke.
XXX: He didn’t come in.
Then I realized that Twitter was shit.
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I guess, who will signal when, in front of your entrance, someone like you will shoot down a little boy-to-death! - then talk about artificial inequalities! The former mother.
Discussing the addition of patriotism to the law of insulting various feelings.
Pacifism and patriotism! Is it possible to add Pofigism?! to
Yyy: I strongly support Pofigism
xxx: You have insulted my moral sense of pofigism with your warm support. But I was pissed.
My favorite month is May, why? Because it is Friday of the year! : )
The daughter began to go to kindergarten, the wife is time to leave the decree
Masya: I have the last working weekend (
Vitali: in the sense?
Today is working day and I have a holiday.
The last one (
Masya: at work
Working at home is more fun than sitting in four walls.
Masya: (I still have sadness
Masya: I have a serious stress.
by Masya =(
I’ll give you a bucket tonight so you don’t worry.
Masya: Wow... the bushes are little
Vitali: Okay, I’ll embrace and call it a cat.
Vitali: Let me take you to work from Monday morning for two hours, play with colleagues, drink tea. On Tuesday I will leave it until lunch, you will try and go home to sleep, and on Wednesday you will go all day, but I will call your boss and ask how you are doing there, and if you miss me, I will come and take it.
Masha : Yes! I agree!
I am tired of the Russian post.
Problems at home.
Write to us about admin.
About the shredder and his cat! =) is
Daddy: Anya, what is the Internet, tell me?
There is a lot of information on the internet, if you want, you can find everything there. Ask a question and we’ll find the answer in Google.
......
When will Anna’s grandmother come?
Google is crazy, it’s crazy :)
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xxx: worked somehow in a well-known realtor office. I don't know who accepted applications for the sale of apartments there, but there were plenty of rooms with addresses in them. Particularly busy were the street "26 Baku commercials" and the street "Sto Livarov".
Dober: My New Nick – Toulen-Telepat
I understand why Tullin, but why Telepat?
I knew you would ask it!
News: "For the development of the village in Russia will be allocated 42 billion rubles."
One of the comments:
The money will be thrown over the seals from the plane, but it will again go to Switzerland and London.
I bought the Kalashnikov machine, and whoever thinks I am a fool, let him first throw a stone at me.
9 January 2013
The morning is the first working day after the holiday.
I call on a client's request, which was sent to the NH.
Anastasia is in contact.
The dialogue:
Hello Anastasia?
Where are you calling? (I was wrong with my number)
- I need Anastasia, I call by phone number xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx
And who are you? Why does she know who I am if I am wrong?
Are you Anastasia?
Tell me first who you are? What fucking thing?
I, Vasya, the company xxx
That tells me nothing! and what? ( and???)
Is Anastasia there or can she not come? Could I call back later? Or am I wrong with the number?
What did you want? I want to hear your name, your mother. It’s so hard to answer – are you Anastasia or not?
I need Anastasia, do you need Anastasia?
I don’t need to introduce myself because I don’t know who you are. (This is the logic)
- we have an application for products, it indicates Anastasia and phone number, here I call Anastasia to clarify some questions.
Oh yeah, I am Anastasia. Fuck, at last
What is the power of the engine you are interested in? Was it not written in the application?
- I'll give the phone to my husband, talk to him, it's he ordered (how did you get my brain out at nine in the morning?)
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A cruise ship is sinking. It drowns quickly, but confidently.
However, this does not bother the team, most of which is occupied with marodering. The boats, clearly not intended for ordinary passengers, load everything in a row - from crystal lustres to toilet paper.
However, the passengers themselves the inevitable flooding, too, seems to worry little. Only the units at the expense of family fortunes and conscience break into the boats to the cochigars, spit on everything, and, pressing the passport in their teeth, jump into black unknownness on board or try to organize a rescue, sometimes falling in panic.
Most of them try to sit down in no way, without splashing cocktails, in the sleeping beds that slide on the deck. Some manage to joke about the ridiculous walk of the captain carrying the ship’s safe. Well, and the most heckmen even claim that this is a normal marine turbulence, not a disaster.
This is the image I have of all this. c) Edduardi
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The Girl:
if you find a guy with a very long, measure first with him, and then look at how much goes in, then you can find out the depth)))
I have to try)
The boy :
Sorry for my French xDDDD
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X: Yesterday I watched Darkness, the last part
X: the phrase in the film
X: I am still rubbing over her and breaking my head
X: Half deadly, half immortal
Q: Will the girl ever die or not?! to
Y: half of
The Exorcist:
"Raped the wicked ones that make near their home "leaning police officers", or vice versa, holes, such as not to chase! The road is not normal. From this day on, I will be serving a long hook by moving a deliberately created inequality. I wonder how much time is on the clock. Go out and rub your tails, sleep with sand, if you don’t want to wake up from my very loud thumb, Pidar!
Here you will be crushed. Then they fall asleep. You do it right, peder.
When will television makers begin to combine the advertising of different products in one video?
A guy is sitting on the internet from a megaphone from his Acer laptop running a new Windows 8, but here the mommy allowed to eat Rollton with Lipton tea. Suddenly, he turns half the table over to himself, squeezing his perfectly white shirt. Immediately appear aunt Asya and myadder with powder "Myth". A guy in a fresh shirt sits back behind his new super cool Acer laptop running Windows 8 to play World of Tanks.
C 4PDA
xxx: The sections are separated with the normal stock and everything was done as written in the instructions!!! to
The sections are divided, my captain!
zzz: Measures are measured
QQQ: Drinks are drunk
ppp: Printed
sss: electrons are electrified