mast: how about us (well how about us... in Yakutia somewhere) found the bacils of immortality..... who live dohuya and have a whim for everything... checked on rats now rats also live dohuya and have a whim for everything... but they say that it is too early for people to experience yet... NO! We can bite the ice in Yakutia.
Mast: and become immortal
Mast: well or without teeth
How lucky you are

Well, how can I explain to my mom that if I am constantly putting order in my closet, then I will never get through it into the Magical Porkhouse?

Advertising on Yandex:
"Another World 4: Awakening of the Premiere"

I had to read it three times until I realized that after the word “Awakening” it would be good to put a point.

I downloaded Gogol’s book. If you want to help the author, then buy this book. O_O

Twenty thousand meters of the roads of Yekaterinburg will be poured with hot plastic on the application of plastic marking, which lasts on the road for up to a year.

Comments: On the streets will be marked that lasts longer than the asphalt.

I had such a file today.
XXX I Woke Up. I watched at 9 a.m. I slept for 10 minutes. For some reason the alarm did not sound. Well, I think fucking with him, I’ll just come back faster. I went to wash, brush my teeth, wash my head, smoke, gather meals for work, dry my hair, dress up, go to shoes and walk past the hours. After that, I thinkfully go back to the kitchen, smoke a cigarette looking at the clock and slowly come to me that they are real at 4:30 in the morning, and it doesn’t seem to me.
I wondered why this cat looked at me with such a stinking look.

From the working dialogue:
-... and the assembly will now be called "manager of missing"

I can invest two hundred and fifty rubles.
yyy: > two hundred fifty
It is wrong to say so.
XXX: How is it right?
YYY: Three

After another task was solved:
I am a fucking genius! Very stupid, but a genius.

Have you ever masturbated dogs?
Oh no, and you?
Yes, and many times.
0 0 0 Why?
Oh yeah, I wanted to help them.
WOW : what?
Okay... I was a little girl then, is that a perversion?

How to Configure Authorization in Ubuntu with a Web Camera
The comments:
Yesterday I created this on Ubuntu 10.10
I played, showed my mother... there was a shock on my part – the system authenticated her as my face! And not once!
He made 6 photos of his face. Default security level - High
And gently speaking, I don’t look like her.
Of the pros: the system resisted the merciless hacking attack of a cat and an A4 photo of a writer.

The courier arrived on a Porsche Cayenne. Hm

"The time, and the fun hour", with this thought at 2 o’clock at night, I turned off the perforator and took the violin in my hands...)))))

Fuck, we have a security guard.
YYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: We have just issued a pass to the complete system detail of the star of death.
xxx and took it.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY?? to
I would have asked the same question in their place :)
YYY: Recently we had the gravy :)))

If you still don’t know what you want, enjoy what you have now. He will come in the evening and sit in full.
XXX – Enjoy it
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
I mean, you understand it all ?

If you watch for a long time how others work, you will be fired from our jobs.

My mom gathered in my nose "Interferon" to bury. I went into my room with my brother, waiting for him to wake up. Bro says "What are you waiting for? Go to ". I say through a dream: "It is too early to bury me - the body has not yet cooled."

Lav: A colleague, working in the DNS, showed letters in technical support.
Lav: I really liked the correspondence of a not very sober employee of the sapport and one influential gentleman on the topic “The laptop was delayed! What should I do?“!”

Stone to video with a bad image:
author, repair the antenna!

Talk about the course of the exam:
Do you want to answer first? The first is botanical meat. People who know how to think are strategists.