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[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №41832
 18.01.2011
And in our city there is a street dedicated to Indian programmers Hindu trial.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №41831
 18.01.2011
Soon everything will get better in Russia.
Soon there will be no illness or trouble.
Finally fighting corruption.
There will be not only one president.

We are going to be a sports power again.
Everything will be very OK,
It is called Russia united.
It will be a country, not a group of people.

The roads will become dirty.
And the fools will be less in the country.
It is a pity to live in this beautiful time.
Neither you nor I will have 9 minutes.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №41830
 18.01.2011
Cat food - 18 rubles, toilet filler - 440 rubles, a special vacuum cleaner for animal wool - 25 thousand rubles. Having a cat at home is invaluable!! to

It is dedicated to my barbecue ;)

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №41829
 18.01.2011
Ladies and gentlemen, let’s make a condition: a dumb man is a woman of easy behavior, a dumb man is a universal interdomain.

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41828
 18.01.2011
Anyone who is able to sneeze without blinking and say the letter P with his mouth open will get out of the matrix.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №41827
 17.01.2011
xxx: I remember my childhood, the snack on the hoodie...Now the growth does not allow =((
I have an instinct of self-preservation.

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41826
 17.01.2011
If you think cats are easy. Try 1 (one) day to lick a fur cap.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №41825
 17.01.2011
Hello, lovers of narcotics!
We don’t like to crack!

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №41824
 17.01.2011
XXX: Christianity
YYY: and Chen?
You remember I offered you to take Tunisia a couple of weeks ago?
YYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: so, there are two other idiots running now, we’ve missed our chance =(

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №41823
 17.01.2011
I give my children only two medicines: coal and plaster.
Why the coal?
1: From the hustle!
Why the coal??? The patch and so will help if applied correctly!!!! to

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №41822
 17.01.2011
XXX: Hello
YYY: HYY
XXX: Let’s go without it. JAZA
YYY: Ok

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №41821
 17.01.2011
The year 2031. Post on a computer forum:

People help, the antivirus key is out, - viruses have blocked the door of the refrigerator, I am starving! by SOS!"

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №41820
 17.01.2011
wasya+ (23:48:33 16/01/2011)
My sister was
Loyalty (23:48:42 16/01/2011)
? to
wasya+ (23:48:46 16/01/2011)
She solved her homework for a quarter in mathematics.
wasya+ (23:49:06 16/01/2011)
She says with words how smart I slept to sleep

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №41819
 17.01.2011
Fuck, you know what happened to me.)
YYY: What is it?
XXX I was in the bathroom.
YYY : YYY?
XXX with eyes closed
I also fell my shirt.
XXX: I was asleep at that time.
I dreamed it was you.
XXX We started kissing.
After that, my mom broke up and broke our idylly.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №41818
 17.01.2011
Lаdy In Red (03:17:38 17/01/2011)
How to Write a Carrot?

Finn (03:18:11 17/01/2011)
You just wrote it right now ;)

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №41817
 17.01.2011
From the movie discussion on the router:
Among the gay there are Tchaikovsky and Mercury (in the Beatles who sang). And many famous writers.
Yyy: It’s not the Beatles, it’s the Queen, and there’s no need to say anything.
Zzz: Do you doubt the intimate friendship of Mercury with Tchaikovsky? They also played in "The Beatles".

[ + 81 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41816
 17.01.2011
Sharing is useful. And here is a simple example for you: I once was just two cells, but the division made me a human being!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №41815
 17.01.2011
A: I was blocked on Facebook.
A: Your account has been blocked because the name it was registered with is not real. The site does not allow the registration of users under false names, copying the identity or company, as well as any other attempts to pretend to be another user.
B: So you were under your name?
A: Yes Yes
A: Dmitry Medvedev

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №41814
 17.01.2011
And when I had food on my plate when I was a child, my grandfather said that my wife would be red if I didn’t eat. For some reason, I immediately grabbed the spoon and started to eat cramping and... I still fear red babes =/

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №41813
 17.01.2011
Stepanenko P.V.The end is near!
UWCH: And before him always hand in hand. If only the lightning did not come.

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