In the morning before the psychiatric exam, I was pleased with the inscription on the wall of the hospital:>I was here. Lena< and below added >Well and fool!<

Mussolini was wonderful.
Didyseven: and green tea with roses is just magical
Didyssen: I'll go to the pub to make sure I'm still a man

<Phoenix> American experts have established that a normal adult American televisor is unable to perceive and track the sequential deployment of any topic for more than three minutes; then he loses the thread of conversation and becomes distracted."
<Archon> and read thoughts longer than 140 characters :)

by 111:
Yesterday rubbed as in the series a guy thought that his washing machine will call on the mobile when he finishes washing, and today I read about the new cars from Samsung presented at CES 2012

by 111:
You will not believe...

I went out of work to smoke today. Wearing a jacket. Ten minutes later, on the way home, I thought I had forgotten my bag at work. The fucking!! Working!! to
The manager and the customers were surprised.

I go to the subway for an interview, to be arranged as a accountant for work, just finished the institute, the mood after a quarrel with the girl is disgusting. One woman, forty years old, thought that I was too disturbing her, not letting her pass. Instead of polently asking me to move, I began to scream loudly on the whole wagon, which I am a goat, like a young man, completely overwhelmed and almost matte. I did not argue, listened to everything, and polently sent this foolish woman on the pit, and left the wagon to get on another train, because it would be impossible to go with her. I arrived safely at the office, talked to the chief recruitment officer, and she led me to communicate with the chief accountant. He takes me to the office, and there this aunt, out of the car... Naturally, I was not taken to work=(

Zeus was forced to fulfill the request by appearing in the flame of lightning, and Semela was instantly embraced by fire. Zeus had the time to tear her out of the womb a premature fetus, squeezed in his hip and successfully carried it. Thus, Dionysus was born by Zeus from a hip. When Zeus was suffering from childbirth, Poseidon served him with tuna.
c) The Wikipedia

About Navigators

It shows a short straight to the goal. Through all the houses so, very directly.
Do you think you are on a helicopter? and :)
Roman: The kind of thing. Or that I am silent =))

Have you read the letter? What shall we do?
Reassure and reassure the employer.
Remove the employer, as I did not know.

xxx: I want to download videos from YouTube, but it’s painful to pay. The price is 360 rubles.
This is permission!
ZZZ: What is permission needed?

xxx: Write this to 10 photos, 3 times say the phone and go to the kitchen, drink 1 glass of water, come to the room and you will have a smartphone on the floor.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! You have to come up with that kind of thing!! I went twice the fucker!! Where is the smartphone???! to

Johnny 1: Yes and Yes. Imagine what sex was, that even the scarf was scratched))
japonistka:: if the luster remained whole, it was not sex, but a miserable pettering!

Hitter: taught grandmother and grandfather to write SMS, today comes: "Song pizza, prepare for the exam, did not think all the message came, call old people. And this is "dib" it turns out to be "grandmother and grandmother". Shortness is the sister of talent.

XXX: I’ve said before that I don’t like his face, he’s stupid. but here’s the body... as the guys call it: "I’d blow"))))))

from social networks

One boy watched a butterfly trying to get out of the cocoon. He was sorry for the butterfly and he opened the cocoon so that the butterfly could easily get out.

The butterfly got free and flew. After making, literally, a few shakes, she fell dead into the grass.

The boy was very upset and went to his father and told him about what had happened. The father thought and said to his son:

The butterfly needs to fight with the cocoon in order to find enough strength to live.

The first comment:
Strap is scary
A fucking young killer. Ignorance does not exempt from responsibility. A scared puppy!! to

of Novosibirsk. and 28. Nights of 35.
A guy on a black Nissan Navara with the inscription FAST SUMMER on the rear glass, you made my day! and :-)

Q: The cocktail is complex - consists of a real and an imaginary part?
and Aha.
A glass of water + kiwi on the back of the neck

I stopped believing in Santa when I saw his breasts in the kindergarten in the morning.

XXX: Tell Me
8 How to Name a Man
XXX: who at -30 degrees dating a girl
xxx on the street
Seeing that she has blue lips from the frost and white hair from INEA!!!! to
Is it ice eggs?

The Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation has decided to refuse to purchase “Russian hammer” under the name “Tiger” since 2014. In the Russian troops will be supplied Italian armored vehicle "Rys".

Commentary: "War with NATO - from us with a white flag are parliamentarians - we ask you to send specialists for the guarantee repair of your equipment, here is the contract, here are the payment orders."