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After another scandal, she asked her mom:
I: How do you tolerate it? She is clearly not right! You are still apologizing.
One of the main guidelines in family life is to always apologize to your wife.
I: Even when are you right?
Especially when you are right.
I sit with my sister at night, I write a course, she spores. He asks to let the computer print, printing on drafts. He says that they have distributed spores, to whom what questions to write, and at the exam will be shared.
I say, look, warn you that you are printing on the drawings, or maybe someone will check out my mom’s recipe for the cabbage.
She’s in response – yes and okay, she’s delicious, the prep 5 will put :)
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YYY
Great to be in the decree!! I jumped up at 6 p.m. fed, washed, played in "ku-ku", cooked lunch, fed, slept, washed, fed, played in "ku-ku" bought, slept, you can go and scratch...)))))
XXX is
and all!! The rest of the time is free!!!!))))))))))))))))))))
YYY
This is if one child, usually in the envelope is the one born by the mother-in-law)))))
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The United States has raised its debt threshold. Greece is in debt. Spain, Ireland and Portugal too. Russia, Germany and Japan have budget deficits. Cyprus has sought loans from Russia. Anyone will tell me, who, bl... you, all the money???? to
[5 Jan at 11:51]
Bassist threatens up to 8 years in prison
[8 Jan at 1:06]
Bassist threatens 15 years in prison
[8 Jan at 14:18]
I need a new bass guitarist without bad habits!! to
So the guys walked :D
Client - I need to go to the web configurator, I don't know how to go?
Support - You want to clarify with us whether you know how to go to the web configurator?
Customer – yes
Support - Tell me, do you know how to go to the web configurator?
The client is no.
Support – This means that you don’t know how to access the web configurator.
When I observe my dog choosing a place to sit down and hang out, I begin to think that the world is much more complex than we think.
XXX: What is the name of your son?
YYY: The battle
In honor of the northern wind?! to
YYY: Oh, yes, in his own honor.
t2rget: the inscription in our corporate smoker:"The tubes of your nicotine sticks should find the last shelter in the funeral urn"
Nothing in the world is better than eating a delicious cocktail!
Brush the potatoes right away!
How to wait until the salary?! to
Would you pay before the salary?
La la la la la la!
The La La La!
La la la la la!
E is!
Eeeeeee!! to
Yippidy yi yi yippity yay.! to
and :-)
Have you read about 200 grams?
It was not lazy to write.
[19:05:35] Andrei: We bought a poppy yesterday, and today we will go for a hammer))) The family is growing
[19:05:49] Alex: A cat is feeding?
[19:06:07] Andrew: Not funny (devil)
Andrei: This is for kids.
Alex: The children are feeding?? to
Shhas thought: many animals are very intelligent, but show their intelligence only in captivity in experiments, and in the natural habitat they do not use them. and Nahira?
And then I thought: many people are also very clever, but show their intelligence only in captivity in experiments, and in the natural habitat they do not use it. and reassured
Olga
I’t have met a man model.
Natalia
Models are different
Olga
Even if normal guys...they lack self-confidence and self-interest.
Olga
Rapidity
Maternity
Olga
complacency
The sixth
Olga
Carrots they
The xxx:
I am selling a package of 5000 Eurofh.
YYYY :
What caliber?
Recommendations for hand lights:
A great light! It can withstand the direct hit of a Dutch skier at a speed of 70 km / h at an altitude of 2200 m!
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My friend cleansed the floor.
Would you fuck Galadriel? We need a dust.
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So annoying this window when leaving the "Classmates". "How are you going? So fast?" The life of a cruel, calm, shape!! to
Moscow, peak hour, Gorky direction Everyone is crowded, full of people. The train begins to approach, the crowd begins to seriously support (I just want to sit down!). And here a load of such a healthy kg for 120 gives:
The people! Stop the drinking! Otherwise I will accidentally get stuck in the car and I will definitely catch one of you idiots with me!
The people immediately spread to the sides.
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Let’s always be a little kids!!!! to
Do not forget to grow up.
In one family, a very young father, who kept a family fellow (everyone works), instead of carefully selected good furniture, long-awaited by householders sitting on the boxes, unexpectedly dumped all the jointly accumulated funds into his extraordinary new car.
Motivation – o-o-o- very wanted...
Why not baby?