I asked my computer worker’s husband if he had ever written sad poems.
“No,” he said, “only the stems.
How is it? 17 years old, first love, first separation. “She left, the roses wrapped,” at the end of the day.
And he gave:
She went, she wrapped roses.
As a proof of struggle.
My hands moved:
They will not be bored now.

xxx:On the lifehacker just published the article "How to pull the bulb out of the mouth". The first comment: "Finally!"
I thought...

When I was a high school student, I had a friend named Pagan. Once we met in the clinic and she showed her direction to some doctor. There was written: "Elena Patsan (girl) is heading there and there..."As she then told doctors the debt was rotting with such a clarification

I don’t think it’s a shit, it’s a Chinese shit :(
Sokol: Sometimes I no longer trust the Russian post than the unknown Chinese.

The wind in their heads seemed to be a hurricane of freedom.

The wife decided to expel the whole family with a remedy from worms for prevention... enthusiasm at least remove. I drink myself and my children. Enough bed to sleep.

He put three pastries under his wife’s legs and a couple on his pillow.

You would hear...

In order for the boring battles between deputies to become more professional and spectacular, the Russian and Ukrainian parliaments are slowly being strengthened by boxers.

A friend (D) works as a consultant in a sex shop. It tells the situation...
The man (M) appears to be nervous.
D: Do you have anything to say?
M: Tell me... Do you have flavours in the form of a phalloemitter in natural size with the taste of fish oil?? to
D: No...
The man with the words "blaspheme... the industry loses a lot" turned and went to the exit, and a friend began to overcome an irresistible interest "And the naphiga to him?".
D: You hear... And why...
M: So that this fool next time in addition to the words "Buy me sweaters" will have to clarify what!!! to

Husband: Dear, let’s just switch, or we’ll leave now, and House 2 will start and shut down our entire room.

Zima: I remember in the auto school when I was still studying, there were recorded for driving and everyone is interested in whether there is experience in this.
Zima: I'm asked - "There are children?" I still thought how damn they know about it. I am asked again "the children?"
I replied, I have no children.
Zima: The audience was just lying down, and I can’t understand that it’s all rubbing. Only then came the question that sounded: "Ezdiete?"

I hear voices every night.
Move out of the community.

Is the paper blown out on January 1 with a New Year's wish a hint that they will not come true?

When I see you, my maternal instinct turns on.)
I have an instinct of self-preservation.

Why if you stand by a pillar, do the old ladies try to pass between you and the pillar?

Can I ask a silly question?
The guest :?
Why are the Pony Men from McDonald’s?

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So carefully
Yyy: I am cautious only in three cases:
When my older uncles and aunts call me (mother told me to be careful)
When I Cross the Road (in School)
And when I go to bed in the morning with the standing (father’s commandment)

Conversation at work:
XX: Thank God, you finally got out of your hospital, without you it was silly, and now so many people have a headache gone, you are now straight like a pill from your head.
UUU: Well, in this case, I feel rather an ointment from hemorrhoids, all relief, and I am in my ass again.

Experienced people know)
The bag at the cica is a fica at the length.

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YYY: ROFL

I saw a friend on Skype congratulating the echo service
“I congratulate you hernia silent.Al you are not needed in my contacts, but all the same with the new year))),