I found in my code two (or three) years ago such comments:

1st It would be easier to write this piece on a...
2nd // Somewhere here must be the main big cycle, but I lost it :-(
Three There is perversion here and there. Do not watch children under 16!
4 is and............
5 is This function is not affected!!! It works somehow!
6 is Tum purum purum, fireflies!
7 is Remove the hand does not raise... let it be.
8 is and cautiously! I stayed here for two days!
9 is // in principle, here you can do without an additional mass, but as aesthetic, more cultural than Javanevrot!

Self-confident people who take pictures in front of the mirror look in the mirror rather than the camera screen.
Let’s start with the fact that self-confident people don’t photograph themselves.

Linar (22:42:34 13/01/2011)
My future girlfriend.

Linar (22:42:38 13/01/2011)
And then wife.

Kesha (22:42:58 13/01/2011)
Happiness is me?

Linar (22:43:08 13/01/2011)
You are a real girl.

Linar (22:43:12 13/01/2011)
or real

Linar (22:43:19 13/01/2011)
or active

Linar (22:43:24 13/01/2011)
How to name I do not know.

Linar (22:43:25 13/01/2011)
Currently

XXX is
Last time we thought of taking the assault of the office orte, but we went to feed the outlets)

The cat!! 09:57 Who is going to do what on December 21, 2012?
female_officer 10:01: what is there for us on Friday? A funny question :)

I believe that this is the top of cynicism - to bring to the hospital to a person with a fracture of the hands a full pack of apelsins!!! What should he do to clean them? With the feet? >_<

And human stubbornness and laziness will defeat any machine rebellion. This is what I have proven today from my own experience. In our city, the ATMs that accept cash are located at a fairly large distance from each other. Cold on the street. And I urgently had to throw the money on the card and then list. I run to the ATM, and the "not working" sign on it. Run through such a frost to another lenient bank. And the money must be thrown straight. I thought maybe a joke. But he pulls the card back and that’s all. I scratched the paper and began to stubbornly tap into all the buttons, went into some menu, pressed something, then inserted the card and... Oh God! He has earned! Everything started, even the joy of dancing! And then I turned around and the happy turn behind me applauded me)))

I took to work my machete (45 cm cling) to close the chest, and sharpen to fix it significantly... I sit calmly for myself, I drive a donkey on the blade, from the columns the melody of Fur Elise Beethovine sits and suddenly the boss enters, with one of his numerous requests, looks at the picture and issues:
- You electricity this, don't worry too much, the salary of the son will be given, and immediately falls...
Next time I’ll bring the tomahawk, he’ll pick it up again ?

Never, NEVER, DO NOT play snowball with a professional baseball player! How it hurts, shit.

I don’t like people I don’t know.
WOW: Well it is logical. You know that you don’t know almost 100% of the world’s population.
XX: Well, I am not comfortable among them.

What is my adequate stability?
You call me married, then naker, then seliggy. I opened a travel agency - so many trips received

There is a population census to know the number of people. There is MMM to know the number of fools. Both have become periodic.

Daniel: Hi, you know, I saw that you are studying at the Faculty of Environmental Protection, today I was watching the BBC broadcast, there they say that crocodiles are dying out, is it true?

Hello, I don’t know anything about it! Unfortunately I cannot help.

Are you still alive? ?

A friend got married.and, as is the case, decided to arrange a boyfriend.Popperly in the sauna with the fifth in the bathroom, naturally, in the bow and decided to call a taxi to go home, as well. We 5, called Volga.On the way home, they decided to take more beer and fish and began to cut through all the night shops in search of that.so here at the next store while we were shopping, Iluka dug up to the water, so that he gave him a ration.
I am the 105th, I am the 105th, I am the 105th.
105 to listen.
I'm in a shock, I'm in a shock, help me.
The base remained silent for a long time and then said: What is the 105th?Do not burn the broadcast.
Everyone who heard this conversation died of laughter.

My cat is superb. This morning, I go into the kitchen, I look, she sits, in the dishwasher with a pleasantly satisfied mouth... I hear the breath. And a couple of seconds later I heard the water whisper, well, who else has a cat hanging in the shell?! to

The Session. In the universe at the party, where physics is often given a fresh inscription:
"I have changed my mind. Take me home! Or even in the army."

Most want to deprive the cat of eggs those family members who did not carry them when they were born.

Nothing so shocks the basics of the worldview cultivated by teachers at school – “You’ll be bad at learning, you’ll be none” as the evening of a graduate meeting.

I go to the store, please warm up the chewbacks. The seller takes it away and puts it in the microwave. I stand and wait. A minute and a half passes. The seller comes and says.
Take another chestnut.
What is wrong with this?
Well, you know, he’s closed there.

You sit copying with someone, your mom fits and stands above your soul, you have to close everything and pretend that you are looking for pictures or play?