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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №11722
 27.10.2008
Crisis... banks fly... accountants have never seen so much cash in their lives... standing at the safe with packs of money photographed...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №11721
 27.10.2008
Stas (22:04) :
Sushi fucking

Conformist (22:23) :
You are what?

Stas (22:23) :
Oh...

Stas (22:23) :
I meant I ate sushi.

Stas (22:23) :
It is shit.

Stas (22:23) :
Sorry

Conformist (22:24) :
After reading three times I understood.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №11720
 27.10.2008
Sometimes there is human laziness.
A friend works in a pharmacy and tells us that every 2 days a grandmother comes, she is under 70 years old, she buys 3 packs of condoms 12pcs.
At first I was surprised, and then used to it!But still decided to ask, why you?The age is no longer the same!
You know, he says, I walk the dog, so that the legs do not stumble.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №11719
 27.10.2008
Southwest, a friend yesterday committed an accident on his maze.

Five hours were decorated, hemorrhoids with scraps, but what was then ripened, such a national composition, no, electricity in Moscow.

Rebuilt almost without looking, cut infinity, driving Armyn ("no-working moscovite" no other...)
An Armenian on infinity flies to meet, jumps on Uzbekistan on jigol "five"
“Five” attacked the Icarus 261st route, behind the wheel, we find out – TAJIK!
The Armenian, meanwhile, picks further and stops down the almer, which runs - we all hold on! A citizen of Afghanistan.

My friend is Russian. The menta came, thanks the eggs, the Russians. He says to them:
In that car that I had to rebuild, I was going to be a Georgian sitting!

(Who is on the road patrol today)

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №11718
 27.10.2008
To the quote:
I was at my friend’s house, singing karaoke loudly. Suddenly a camouflaged man enters the room, breaks the muscent from his leg and leaves...all in the air!!! 4th floor, the door is closed! Then it turned out, her neighbor below some frozen border guard former, we prevented him from sleeping, he climbed the tree to the fourth floor, jumped into the kitchen window, jerked everything and left. Tarzan is fucking.

Boys, we have an irresistible desire to dive in the night - to run into a dark wilderness and there to empty their sopranes and bases! Death of Karaoke! You are a young man! :)

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №11717
 27.10.2008
Daddy went somewhere... said "I’m not sleeping for a while, tomorrow"

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №11716
 27.10.2008
Nasty (13:59:50 23/10/2008)
You get up on Saturday and then we’ll see.)
Fox (14:00:33 23/10/2008)
I’m a very responsible person... if you say I drink vodka at 3 p.m., then at 14:45 I’ll be there with my glass.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №11715
 27.10.2008
The year 1998. The financial crisis in Russia. Ruble X and collapsed
The year 2008. The financial crisis in the United States. Ruble X and collapsed
The Blog of Vedomosti.ru

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №11714
 27.10.2008
Lazial in the settings of the Ukrainian opera. When I saw the section "Korziki" was in a wharf.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №11713
 27.10.2008
Prehistory: I myself live in a student community and a programmer lives with me in the room.

So I decided to light up my computer. Well I put the password (not the DR and not the phone number) and in the hints wrote "I went naked!!! The Tree" I come with a couple, touched. I wanted to remove the movie, but my password does not fit. I see a hint and it says "Go on your own :(((. I apologize, I will return my password!and "
And my face turned into a basheva surprise: o_0.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №11712
 27.10.2008
Sonick (20:50:14 20/10/2008)
I don’t understand chess.

...n'Ko (20:51:20 20/10/2008)
Can you name three games?

Sonick (20:52:30 20/10/2008)
Chess, mat, boat to fuck

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №11711
 27.10.2008
The girl had a poor vision all her life, she did not wear glasses.
We go to the metro.
She: Oh, look at that guy at the end of the car, you see?
I: Well I see.
She: He’s so clear now.All the people have become so clear, fantastic!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №11710
 27.10.2008
Antey: I read the vacancy "System administrator of the CPC from 50000r" O_o
Antey: "Duty: Configuration of the CPC, Software Update"
Antey: and odmin with stylus runs))
Dark_Wizard: *ROFL*

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №11709
 27.10.2008
Alien: Listen, you are from Perm, and here they say, Siva rapper is a Perm DJ? The Truth?
Thunderbreaker: I'll try it on Yandex
Alien: Fuck, in Yandex, I can make my own hair, I say - is it really a famous DJ? Do you know him?
Thunderbreaker: No... I don’t know your DJs.
Thunderbreaker: What about you?
Alien: Yes, it would be interesting to know the opinion of the resident of Permi)
thunderbreaker: there is a bomb with a manicure at the end of the clip
Thunderbreaker: This is what I saw

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №11708
 27.10.2008
Those fools with Miri are already out! They have a window between pairs on the schedule - 4.5 hours. During this time, they have the time to gather, get drunk, get drunk in some bar, and the microeconomics come drunk, full and satisfied!
xxx and what? Do you envy? =) is
YYYYYYYYYYYYY We are hungry, we are angry and we are beaten.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №11707
 27.10.2008
At the "Echo of Moscow" there is a discussion about who has invested the money in connection with the crisis. Directors send a SMS:
I put all my money in Portsmouth. I felt the consequences of the crisis in the morning.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №11706
 27.10.2008
[23:30] <NoName> I was here recently for all Russians and myself personally was proud. History is such
[23:31] <NoName> I sit in the guard for a day and code the site on the notepad. Zadornov, with his "only Russians" in the telic, spoke, and then he got this phrase: only Russian youths can work as security guards and programmers at the same time!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №11705
 27.10.2008
Publishing in the entrance "Repitator on Russian language and literature. The body.:x-x-x-x"

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №11704
 27.10.2008
Yesterday I and a friend stood by the entrance, smoking:

I: Do not talk "Gop" while the cell phone is in your hands
Friend: Will he hear? O_O
I: Prisoner
There is a guy coming out of the entrance: guys, will you call?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №11703
 27.10.2008
JLB: It’s good that there’s a T9 on which you can drop all your hidden fantasies.

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