Skyrim in the shell. If I promised you something, forget it.
If I promise you something, don’t believe it.

It turns out, when you fall in love with a person or lose him, all these pop songs are not so meaningless.

@e_vilelf: when putting out ratings arthouse films should use a scale not from 1 to 10, but from an imaginary unit to a cubic root of 17.

The answer is:"
Zil: Calling my wife I am interested in business, I say that soon I will go home, I hear a bunch of complaints that said why I did not call before, for the whole day time was not found, the family does not care, I begin to regret that I called at all, I talk about this to my wife, everything becomes even worse, more complaints, the tube is thrown...
Is it only me that happens?and "

Have you tried fuck your wife more often?

So on November 13 in the courtyard, and the tree that was thrown out by the neighbors last year weighs on the tree... and it has rooted the campaign because it is still semi-green... it is just to believe in Russia))

The Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim
Traduction: Ancient Books 5: Smoking

I’m sitting at work... Next to the girl (D) is watching the series “Scarlett”, which makes me very angry, which I periodically remind her.
In one of their scenes, Scarlett orders a building firm to build 25 houses.
Q: Where did she get so much money from?
D: Do you not understand? She is the wife of millionaire Red Butler. She knows with whom to sleep... turn away from me!

We sit with a friend in the universe, we prepare for the defense of coursework. We put, therefore, both the work - my and his - in front of me on the table, and we discuss how a friend found this course only half an hour ago accidentally on the Internet, downloaded and not even edited. In the process of discussion, we notice how a fly begins to fly over us. After turning a couple of circles, she sits down... precisely on a friend’s job. He looks at her, grumbling and condemnedly declares:
Fuck, I have a cursor.

I understood that in life you need to change something when I bought a new phone and it turned out to have a more powerful processor than I have on the O_O comp.

The cat appreciated all the advantages of the new filling for the cat toilets, so he sucked in the bathroom and cried on the balcony.

She always looks at me so surprised, I even start to fear that she can read her thoughts.

The Sunday. The evening. The husband switches channels.On the first-hunt about vampires (Saga, what is it). It comes at the moment when a vampire lands out of the SUV "Volvo".
The Vampire Car.
I was sucked...

He just wanted big and clean breasts.

<RobertDylan> "Physics relates to mathematics as well as sex to masturbation."
<zwei> Matan is given to me much easier than physics
<zwei> thinks
<zwei> yellow

xxx is. Travelling to Vietnam (
Ohhhhhh more than half of the toilet was sitting (
Oh well. Oh, I heard, total anti-health, you need to eat very carefully!
Ohhhhhh What does this have to do with? Just in our hotel, wifi fucking, the electricity in the toilet was well taken (

Oh yeah, I am pleased! I beat the head!)
Oh yeah yeah! It hurts!
Oh oh sorry! I beat my own.

Commentary on Porn:
It was very bad music, I thought it would be much better.

Some calves love to suck so much that they can suck you through the fox...or maybe they are so sucking energy out of us? Well, you know, I thought, there is a girl who wants to cheer and type I give you a suction.. sucked out and immediately like I want to please her and all that.. yeah, many out of the apartment, cars give the bodies, so here is my thought. It is possible that the carcasses in our mouths suck up our vital energy, our will, our youth, you know the kind of parasites, and we think that we are the kind in our mouths that we give them, naive.

xxx: my dog only understands two commands - "to me" and "distance"
YYY: It is so cool! You can develop a binary system and make it do whatever you want!

The news:
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This is how you live with a man, and one day a stranger comes to you and says, all, dear, your husband left you, with you 100 yuan.