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Not a little about the subject. Tell me who is more experienced, how to explain to the girl that Yekaterina Savilovskaya 1500, Svetlana Kuzminki 2000 - this is just the names of accountants, the metro and the cost of the hour I take for work (((
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The friend. Advice from someone who has experience. If a girl is digging in your phone and asking you to tell me about your contacts, then go straight away.

The state is a car that constantly arranges accidents for its citizens.

I go out of work somehow and approach my car (the "Ford Explorer" of the 1st generation), and under the door is a note: "Oksana, 8965176****".
Well, I am so all instantly broken up, say, the girl wants to meet, all the business! But I am married...
In short, I crushed this note and threw it out somewhere far into the swarm.
I sat in the car and went home. Upon returning home, I found with sadness powerful scratches on the right door. Casanova is...

Lieutenant Rzhevsky has a deadly conversation with Pierre Bezukhov.
When I really want love, and there are only terrible babies around, I drink a bottle of vodka, and they all start to seem beautiful to me. And you, Peter, what do you do in such cases?
The JS? I just take off my glasses...

A bomb simulator.
Bohm in 2 years started earning more than me and took an apartment in a mortgage!! to

Winsard: My 10-year-old son read all of Harry Potter, and what did I?
Envy and shamelessness: I painted every page of the Soviet Encyclopedia Dictionary at 6 p.m.

A friend (healthy two-meter bugy) buys cigarettes, they are placed on the shelf with a terrible picture on top, he goes to the whole store with horror:
Turn around! Turn to!
I pretended not to be with him.

Many people do not have hair on their heads, but the nipples of intracranial cockroaches.

I'm currently listing one culinary site on the subject - what would be easier to cook. I came across an article titled “Very Delicious Egg Breakfast for Simple Village Residents.”
I read the recipes:
Eggs with pesto and avocado sauce
Omelette with spinach and brie cheese.
And all in that spirit, I see very bad things in the village. and :(

The site:
The Good News 09:51
Workers killed a brigadier and buried him with an excavator

For whom is good...

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Not a little about the subject. Tell me who is more experienced, how to explain to the girl that Yekaterina Savilovskaya 1500, Svetlana Kuzminki 2000 - this is just the names of accountants, the metro and the cost of the hour I take for work (((

About Anna Maria:

I have always thought that my name is Michael in honor of the commander-in-chief of the angelic armed forces, and according to your logic, it turns out that either in honor of a thousand devils or in honor of the Vladimir headquarters. Thank you fucking.

Fuck the catfish.
From a good cyclist I heard this phrase: "Do your best to be noticed, but drive as if you are invisible."

If you are all hanged with cataphots, dimensions and other whistleblowers - this does not guarantee your safety. But it gives her a good bonus. But if you drive with full confidence as if you are not seen at all, i.e. They will neither skip, neither slow, neither take to the left, nor even signal - this is really a big plus to safety.

This also applies to pedestrians.

[24.11.2014 18:14:46] 1111: Rita, and we in Chinese need to translate or Chinese enough English version - they will make the translations themselves
[24.11.2014 18:16:23] 2222: I will translate
[24.11.2014 18:16:25] 2222: in Kiev
[24.11.2014 18:16:45] 2222: because the Chinese said that the translation from the agency (p. translated in Moscow, the translator himself was from Vladivostok).
[24.11.2014 18:17:42] 1111: well we tried))) more precisely translators)
[24.11.2014 18:18:16] 2222: The Chinese asked - and why do we have a cut-off punishment? :O O
[24.11.2014 18:18:21] 2222: I am saying shooooo??? to
[24.11.2014 18:18:33] 2222: They say you have a death penalty in your contract
[24.11.2014 18:18:46] 2222: I say, oh something may not be so translated...
[24.11.2014 18:19:01] 1111: Fige yourself, translation.....))

If you put meat in the form of filling in the fireplace, then you will get a whitewash cabriolet.

Not a little about the subject. Tell me who is more experienced, how to explain to the girl that Yekaterina Savilovskaya 1500, Svetlana Kuzminki 2000 - this is just the names of accountants, the metro and the cost of the hour I take for work (((
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There is a good anecdote:
Where do you find normal people to live together?
We take the usual, then apologize.

Sometimes it seems to me that in every department of our company hangs a poster "In any unclear situation call the IT department"

The advertising slogan was born:"Tea "English breakfast" guarantees the British accent". My tainted tongue confirms... Blind.

XXX: I read about Terraforming :)
xxx: I understood that I agreed to live only on Venus - there, after a bit of screening (sunscreening, bombardment with ice asteroids and settlement with genetically modified mold) the average temperature promises to be about +26.
XX: Interesting direction takes thoughts at the end of November.

And with every quotation from the “irritated pedestrian,” Jeremy Clarkson’s words seem more and more fair: “Push the pedestrian.” They must learn that if they do not pay the road tax, they are not entitled to go for what they do not own.

Bgg... I see directly your joy from the justice of burning your boiler, parked on a plot that does not belong to you 100% (as well as roads - pedestrians).