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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №58753
 17.01.2012
Any belief is based on the lack of complete information.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №58752
 17.01.2012
History of History

Empress Catherine the First Influential Painters Hated
In the wake of Alexander Menshikov’s “scoop” there were undeniable evidence that he was printing fake money – popular gold reds. The Boyars demanded the immediate arrest and trial of Menchikov. The Empress was in a difficult position: Menchikov had almost departed from state affairs, engaged in various financial machinations, and the princes and the boyars who demanded executions over him occupied major state posts, were the direct support of her throne. On the other hand, it was Menchikov after the death of Peter, in opposition to the same influential boyar tribes, who almost alone raised her to the throne.
Catherine hesitated for a long time, but under the pressure of state husbands did not resist and ordered the arrest of the "brilliant prince".
However, Menchikov had his own informants at the Court - he immediately joined the palace and fell to the Empress's feet: he reminded her of his merits to her and stated that he was scorned by their common enemies.
They struck a bottle (the lovers once were) by old memory, and
Catherine relaxed a little.
I don’t believe you anyway, but I cancel your arrest. In exchange, you must
three days to destroy their underground production factories
fake money, fake black people to surrender to the treasury and pay a fine in
Hundreds of thousands of gold.
Menchikov kissed the Empress's hand and vowed to fulfill her will.
Three days later, Catherine calls the treasurer:
Did Menchikov send the fake reds to the treasury?
Give up your Majesty.
Have you paid a fine of 100,000 gold rubles?
You have paid, Your Majesty.
The Empress breathed relieved, but the Treasurer immediately added:
They paid for the same fake money.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №58751
 17.01.2012
Hello to the police?
Yes, what happened to you?
Two girls are fighting for me.
Young man, what is the problem?
The terrible wins!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №58750
 17.01.2012
DJ Mustaev: We brought the ordered smartphone. An honest Chinese. All the turns.
Is it a Chinese? Is it an Italian business? and :)

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №58749
 17.01.2012
A fan of flowers. We have the entire office in palms and ficus.After the New Year's holidays, the landlord ordered the flowers to be fed.
Today we come to work, and the cat that lives in our office, in a large palm that stands in the middle of the reception room, grinned.
The chef with the foam at his mouth ticks his finger on the caca in his palm and says, “What is this?”What is this?!?and "

And an indisputable such a cleaner’s voice: "Well, we’ve fed, hule"

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №58748
 17.01.2012
The fight has already passed and I sit with them in the car, here to us sits one in adidas and in a black hat and polite to me:
Can I ask you something human?
I him
When you hit me, it was a bit uncomfortable.
I apologize, it was ignorant on my part.

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58747
 17.01.2012
Fuck, Minecraft is a terrible game - a zombie attacked me in the basement, and I killed him and SELL:
I don’t know who of us is an evil monster.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №58746
 17.01.2012
I went to the dentist with my son, and they tortured him there. Well, in general, they finished, he cries in the whole, the dentist gives him a chupa chops and says, “Here hold, until a quick meeting...”.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №58745
 17.01.2012
We have a girl dismissed at work.Today, the general Dick called her to the central office,to talk to her and try to keep her.Well, how can you keep an employee?For example, to offer an increase in employment or better social conditions.She happily came and tells.The conversation began with the fact that he immediately hinted to her that he would not raise employment, and then when she finally said that she was dismissed (well logically, once employment is not raised), he began to scream at her and insult: "You are young people such shit with excessive ambitions, self-satisfactions, raised on the computer and television".Koro humiliated and dropped her below the platform.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №58744
 17.01.2012
XXX: I don’t understand it.
XXX: Where did this fashion for soup sets come from?
For thousands of years, girls were valued in bodies.
XXX: The last 40 are very thin.
People didn’t have to ride the subway.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №58743
 17.01.2012
by Leenar: Yes! I was also "loved" in Gaye.. and in Alice..
Tanzen: Yes, Kostya Kinchev is a brutal men.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №58742
 17.01.2012
I'm not as stupid as at first sight.
YYY: What kind of fool are you?

[ + 43 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58741
 16.01.2012
Deputy of the State Duma of Russia...
This is not a Word - it is "Pipets"!

The inhabitant.

[ + 38 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58740
 16.01.2012
Discussion of the BDSM symbol
YYY :
My ex-boyfriend was taken away on the street.

The MMM:
Thematically taken away?

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58739
 16.01.2012
Now there is a lot of insta session...this is what I will tell you, kids...learn and give up!! to
Mr. Sergeant of Emergency Service

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №58738
 16.01.2012
All, this country in our hook - partners from Seattle congratulated: "Happy Old New Year!"

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №58737
 16.01.2012
"The husband seemed to have learned about Igor. He doesn’t say anything, but every time I come to him, he fucking fuck. I go, and so zero, I don’t want to. So, I think, give me such a lover?"

Is it normal for her husband to fuck her lover? How can she be considered foolish?

And after reading all of this, I hope that my husband will lower this slug down his head from the stairs!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №58736
 16.01.2012
I watched Star Wars from 1st to 6th.
YYY and?
Okay, I think, what a clever pot that Anakin Skywalker is!
YYY in meaning?
Well, throw it - he put it off with this queen Amidala (love-carrot all the things), and as he learned that he had two children - so hop immediately and went to sithi!
And all said - I am not I now, there is no Anaken's word, I don't know who it is, he seems to have died, I have spoken now, Darth Vader, the helmet is stuck, the coat and all that.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I mean, I’m a good guy xD

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №58735
 16.01.2012
xxx (23:29:43 15/01/2012)
Do you know that people are dumb?! to

yyy (23:30:26 15/01/2012)
Do you know that we are human?

[ + 37 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58734
 16.01.2012
Oh, what a country, I only dropped the matan from the whole session, to transfer it, it was necessary to go to the dop. classes (paid), and only then will be admitted to the exam. Well, I paid, left all classes, gave up. Then the curator gives us books, says what from the institute, in it about what a bribe is, etc. And there is one paragraph, it says: If the teacher assigns paid dop. Extortion is extortion. I am in shock)

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