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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №58713
 16.01.2012
My father burned:
The separation of Scotland from Britain is seriously considered.
I – Why?
Have you looked at the heart?
Yes yes yes...
The Scots probably saw it.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №58712
 16.01.2012
I go into the university dining room.I took something to bury and went to the table, I go and see that I did not take bread. I come back and say:
40 pieces of bread.
and??? to
I have 10 hamsters in my backpack.
A-A (as if it should be the same)
Everyone loves to watch me eat bread. I woke up laughing.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №58711
 16.01.2012
Guess who I saw. I say right away, you don’t know him.

O_O

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №58710
 16.01.2012
Ansey: My mom walked in the morning for the dishes in the kitchen closet, and from there, the cockroaches are licking! Then, when they started to water all the poison there, they found money (likely someone’s ass).
And I so deliberately give: - Quartpay left

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №58709
 16.01.2012
Will you be a pasta or a spaghetti?
Tagged: spaghetti
Better to make pasta.
Yes, the choice has already been made, I only have to realize it.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №58708
 16.01.2012
I dreamed that I was watching porn, in which trembling men were watching porn, I was looking into their screen, and there I was watching porn! I’m even afraid to get up in the dream.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №58707
 16.01.2012
Patrick Star
What are you most afraid of?

Redstar
The strange noise that sometimes comes from the kitchen at night

Patrick Star
You are what! Very interesting, so how can it be? We need to clean up the kitchen, comrade.

Redstar
The whole apartment was illuminated (there was a case when we had a rose on each staircase in the entrance in the morning. It does not seem to coincidence. Someone probably performed a ritual. Then it was illuminated.

DejaVu
The ceremony is called "Wedding".

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №58706
 16.01.2012
Tomorrow we’ll buy and burn fish.
I don’t want fish.
I will buy 100% fish and you will eat the fire.
I will, but I do not want.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №58705
 16.01.2012
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xxx: Listening to trubble black with fast blast bits...
xxx: I am...
xxx: And the player is already five minutes as hanging))

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №58704
 16.01.2012
xxx: I'm thinking of going on the wax epil of deep bikini, but I'm afraid :) Did you do it?
YYY: Noah, I’m sitting and scared. It hurts there too. In the most appropriate place. I am not prepared for such torture.
XXX: I'm afraid that a piece of paper will break away :)

[ + 68 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58703
 16.01.2012
The cakes are the best cakes (they have meat inside) and instead of the test - the meat :)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №58702
 16.01.2012
Okay, maybe it’s good that you’ve broken up, look for the positive side.
Wow, yes, I still have two Gondons.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №58701
 16.01.2012
Even the spiders understood it.! to

The males of some insects and spiders present “marriage gifts” to the females during the breeding. Usually this is a fresh-fished prey that the female eats during copulation, but sometimes the males cheat their girlfriends by adding uneatable items to them. To mislead the female helps bright packaging of the web, in which the male spiders wrap their gifts. As it turned out, females are equally willing to pair with cavaliers offering real and "symbolic" gifts, while males without gifts have twice as much chance.
However, a female who receives an uneatable gift stops copulation faster, which reduces the reproductive success of male deceivers: they have time to pass on to their partner less sperm than their competitors, who spent time and effort on obtaining the real, nutritious gift.
Apparently, this is what explains the fact that most males still prefer to give good gifts to females.

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58700
 16.01.2012
I try to break her apart, and she lies as a soldier without moving... Well, okay, she says, I will help you. Instantly clothes up and goes under the blanket, following her example I do the same thing) I begin, she:
You would take off my socks.
I climb down
It is: not sick! They are clean!
I survived it.
In the process, I touched her face with my hand.
Remove the hand!
0 O O
You touched your affairs with these hands.

Epic file: Are you normal?? to

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №58699
 15.01.2012
And in the police and other suspicious places we always put Linux. and silence. During the installation we say that Windows. Firefox and OpenOffice - and no one can distinguish.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №58698
 15.01.2012
XXX am I scary?
WOW : No.
Then fuck me...)
WOW: I will not do that.
That means terrible...
WOW: Why should I do this? You can’t do anything that I’m afraid of.)
I can try to sleep in the process.)
Oh yeah, you would have taken the first place in the genre. ?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №58697
 15.01.2012
My grandmother lives in St. M. Grandma. Her son, 4 years old, calls her Probabushkinskaya. It is iron logic :)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №58696
 15.01.2012
Live happily, love each other, stay more often.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №58695
 15.01.2012
I listen to music, listening loudly. I heard a bell at the door, and I was quiet. I open the door, and on the threshold a neighbor from below, well, I tell him that he has already turned off everything, let's not worry, and he gives this:"Give me a pooh on music, you tell me how the track is called";

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №58694
 15.01.2012
I am interested in this:

"The husband seemed to have learned about Igor. He doesn’t say anything, but every time I come to him, he fucking fuck. I go, and so zero, I don’t want to. So, I think, give me such a lover?"

Is it normal for her husband to fuck her lover? How can she be considered foolish?

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