Sanook: Shit, she sent me printed photos, where we are together ^^

Chicken: How cute

Ahaahahahahahahahahahahah

Sanook:...

Fuck, it would be better if she finally gave me it :(

Do you say you don’t believe in signs? Have you tried to file documents for an apartment on the 13th floor on Friday the 13th with a consultant named Lilith?

I sat in the park on the bench, waiting for a friend. On the next bench, a young mother and her 5-6 year old son feed the pigeons. There is a small pond in front of us. The dialogue between mother and son.
Mother, give me bread, and I will feed the pigeons by the water.
Why feed them there?
I will throw bread into the water, and they will dive and drown after it.
Good kids are growing up.)

xxx: after watching 7 seasons of supernaturals in a row, when the word winchester is remembered, it is not a hard disk.

<Celebrity> Go to Heroes
<Grey> I have things to do (
<Celebrity> Run, go to the heroes
<Grey> I need to finish the project
<Full> then you finish, shake in heroes
<Grey> and the book on the net
<Overall> why are you all stressed? Go all naked.
<Total> learn to send people)
<Grey> Okay, go naked with your heroes!)

Why does Oleg not answer my calls?? to
He: Man may not respond for a variety of reasons, ranging from the banally crazy - abducted by aliens; and the original crazy - as a result of a chemical effect, a genetically muted rat, trying to make a toast, accidentally grabbed a bottle of alcohol, trying to catch which, shattered and, as a result, broke the cable, which hardened. Oleg came home at this moment, the rat from fear fell on his arms. Oleg did not expect to see a genetically muted rat with toasts, spilled alcohol and a sparkling cable, resulting in shock and hospital.

"Google told developers how to decorate Android apps"

I couldn’t read it right from the first time.

And you can also add to the buttons funny and not funny the button "You are a fool?"

YYY: I know what you think!
XXX: What about what?
YYY: I won’t tell you, I don’t want you to know what I think is right!
XXX: Oh you are a shit!
XXX: But I agree!
YYY: It works, epte!! to

She’s so blonde that I’t be surprised if she had a bow, she’d wear it now instead of a shirt.
Meow: You won’t believe it...

SI++ has two fat pluses:
It is yes...

The phrase indicator "disable antivirus and firewall" should be perceived by you as "remove your pants and get cancer"

Visited in Moscow. I understand that if anyone drops a nuclear bomb on Moscow, the Russians as a people will lose nothing.

What do you ask me, I’m a virgin! In theory, the car is fun.
He: No, for me it is not an option, not a toned one.
She: Yes, don't be afraid in 2 minutes the glass will sweat, nothing is visible.
She is fucking...

What they do not sell in electric cars! Once I was driving in the morning after the New Year's holidays, so there was a man who poured salt from the canister to all those who wanted it.

Do cats need to swallow? He runs like a horse, I can hear it. And his nails knock on the floor. And even the door breaks, if it is locked, din-din-din, loudly, and the pen pulls, just not mating the bass.

I have a recursion at the entrance *WALL*
WOW :?! to
Some fools are constantly opening the door to ventilate. At the entrance, the snail smells, and the other snails in it constantly suck, because. The door opened.

xxx: I found a bug in a game with my cat!
See also mm?
When he bites, I grab him for the skin and he hangs like a dead body. He is bite again! As much as you want! ?
YYY: Pause button xD

Sanser: So it’s nice when you type a dumb question in Google, and there’s a lot of pages with exactly the same question. There is such pride. And you’re calm about yourself, you’re not the only idiot on earth.

The seventh screw is the most humane of operating systems. Now in the Start menu itself appeared the item "Uninstall Skyrim". Wanda is trying to save me.