Accidentally listened to a cigarette:
"My husband seems to have learned about Igor. He doesn’t say anything, but every time I come to him, he fucking fuck. I go, and so zero, I don’t want to. So, I think, give me such a lover?"

The teacher (a man "a little" over 50) is upset about the written checklist, saying how stupid we are in the shoes.
I, breathing, the neighbor to the party:
This is fucking troll!
Stiring behind the shoulder:
Do you think I am a troll?
I, pale red and blue of horror:
Not that you, Ivan Ivanovich!
I love studying, I love studying!
The audience slept.

Web developer forum. Spambot created the theme "The best young prostitutes of Moscow". Prices are stated in the text.
First comment: Something hurts cheap.
Second comment: Young because. work in the portfolio.

Do you have a Twitter?
YYY: NEA
YYY: I was there, my dad signed on me, and that was the end.

Letter from two sanitary officers:

I am a water person, I am a water person who would talk to me.

I’m an engineer, I’m an engineer, I’ll send the talk to her.

Conversation with my wife:
You promised to disassemble the couch!! to
I didn’t promise, you just asked.
and yes? What is the difference?

In the days with my daughter (3 years old) we watch "The Chronicles of Narnia", for a long time on the screen will jump centaurs. Katya looked, looked and asked, “Mom, why are people stuck in horses?”

The deer says that he has the keys of the pocket tear) well, the lawyer advised him to buy a keyboard) and I added - that the keyboard is such a small fat woman who will walk after him and carry the keys))))))) I definitely got sick))))

by Fuck. Dear dear admin. Thank you brother for the post. They will finally understand us. I once had such a case. The client made the computer 3 hours. The fool why then treacherously whispered that it was time to release a hamster, but the toilet bottom was not because of the fact that he was in an apartment made on a fashionable euro repair, when everyone in the same room and the kitchen and the hall and the bedroom and the toilet and a square area 30. I endured a short time, I made a car, the pressure in my ass rose to 3 atmospheres, but the sphincter was young and strong. And here I go out I am satisfied with the threshold of the fifth floor, the last. The door was closed and I gave 4 cacao!!! The echo in the entrance was shaken and..... to go to the floor below the 3 tile stood quietly smoked. I have a face with a brick (red). But I heroically pretended that it was a sort of violin. You were ashamed.

I’ve never seen men cry until I formatted the hard drive.

xxx:Programmators delay and philologists postpone
YYY: In addition, programmers understand what a joke is, and philologists only think they understand.
zzz: I am a philologist and a programmer, omg. You just exploded my mosque.
xxx you are mine!! to

The first to express his admiration for Unix systems was the poet A.S. Pushkin in the line:"Core-pure emerald"

XXX I love you.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX - I just wanted to fuck you.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

An intranet (router without password) appeared in the zone of action
He stuck, walked away and wrote the name VZLOMAL.
It's been a couple of months looking, I entered a password and changed the name of HERVZLOMAESH
Now I look at a router without a password with the name DANEHERDELAT

From corporate chat:
Tagged: valer
WOW : well?
HHH: Your time has come!
How did you beat me?

Review of the X-Files series:
"The dumb cock - Rocks - struck in every series does not believe Maldor! It’s a stubborn man!"

The xxx:
IP Sharapkin Fyodor Fedorovich, Murmansk region, Sněžnogorsk
The xxx:
Sharapova office!
The xxx:
It is there! 😉
YYYY :
You found her!!! to

According to statistics, 38% of people have a friend with a stranger named Valera.

I gave a laptop for the new year. The next day the call: "I don’t like the computer, requires to change the user!" :)))

and >
The young man was detained for installing Microsoft's non-licensed software, it would be nothing - but they just asked him to install Win7 and other progi in the police office!!! and :)
He himself came, he himself established, well, he received for his work 600 rubles, and then he was bound... for the damage of about 130 thousand rubles.
Intel Inside, Idiot Outside!! to
and >
I’m not saying you can be bound. But! Just so, weakly not to install any software, not to repair equipment, not to advise on IT police? Let it be your friends, relatives, acquaintances - do not do this. To motivate the refusal is simple - bound the boy on a sharp footing. (By the way, the guy can freely turn to a lawyer, and he will prove that it was a provocation by the police.) Simply,, the organizers of this case will come to know that their acquaintances were refused a friendly/family service because of what they did. Per this will force them to release the person and/or remove charges from him. I will not go into any further controversy "good/bad".
Hobbits support me! Itchnik was bound.