My son is 6 years old. We went with him to the clinic to take tests for Eggglist. Go out of the office and say to me, "Dad, how can such a big rod, such a small worm, be pulled out for eggs. I thought I was raising my child wrongly.

I am sitting in the bathroom. I just jumped the piano, I can’t wait to sweat. I’m sitting playing the zenit of the mess, and here, suddenly, from the neighboring cabin: “Yes, and before in the bathroom I did other things... what else can you do?”and "

We work in the technical support of a well-known provider, the appeal came.
After 5 minutes of explaining to the aunt about the influence of viruses on the stability of the work of the comp and inite in particular, the phrase of the subscriber killed:
- I am the prosecutor, the iron can not have viruses!! to

You and I have drank too often lately.
I did not drink yesterday.
Oh yes, the argument. Eight days in a row, that’s fake, right?

Genius: Working day is the time you work. And if the working day begins at 9:00, then you should come a little earlier: while you scratch your ass, pour tea, turn on the computer, etc.

You are no less brilliant: read the TC of the Russian Federation and try to find an indication there that the performance of preparatory operations for work, for example, the running of a computer and programs necessary to perform their duties is not included in working hours. I doubt what you will find. However, this approach is typical for companies where wages are issued in envelopes... But this is another story...

The real news:

In the territory of a prison in the city of Arapiraka in the Brazilian state of Alagoas on the eve of the New Year was detained a cat, in which were found things intended for prisoners. According to the BBC, guards noticed a suspicious pet as it passed through the main prison gate. The perpetrator attempted to bring drilling drills, drillers, a cell phone with a charger and headphones to prison. The cargo was attached to the cat with the help of a scotch.

As the spokesman of the prison, where more than 250 prisoners are held, the culprits will be difficult to find, because the cat will not be able to say anything. The offender was taken to a local animal shelter.

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For boys with low height and girls with high height:
Mimocrocodile: One of my tall friend with a fourth size, it’s important, got married to a guy who was up to her shoulder somewhere. Many were angry, laughing at them, which she always replied:
"But you can imagine, we complain, we scream, we can't stop, and then I pressed it to myself once, a mouth in my breasts, and happiness immediately came.

by Vasily:
Today the plan was burned.
I’m not going to put alpha firmware anymore.

XXX is more time.
So far yes
And the flood...
XHH: What then?
WOW: EGE Graduate Entry Universe FREE CASH!

We drive by car on a deserted, snowy road. It darkened. There are no lamps.
HH: Okay to you! Don’t you feel like a hero in an adventure movie?
WOW: I feel like a hero in the next part of the movie "The turn is not there".

I work as a security guard in a large jewelry store. Girls consultants (D) "shaped a couple of clients (K) choosing engagement rings, offer but red gold, then white, with stones and without. The other ring:
(K) I am afraid to measure it, will get stuck on the finger".
(D) No problem, we have a tool to help remove
(C) not trustworthy - a tail, what?

Ivanovich: aa I beat in hysterics, the girl dropped the song "Lana Del Rey -my pussy tastes like pepsi-cola" and on my grit grit "Anna :I just ordered a course on self-study English, so here" ))))))))))))
I don’t know how to say it 😉

"Your 15-minute break should be 5-7 minutes"
Tell me where I was fucking?

They do it with everybody. We are also told that we should come to work starting at 9.00 a.m. at 8.50 a.m. and the hourly lunch should end 45 minutes after the start.

The ideal wife in principle does not make claims, the ideal husband in principle does not ask what the money goes to.

The second January.
I crossed the street with a longtime acquaintance. He is a very imposing man, sleepy, with a lush snow-white hairstyle and a lush snow-white beard. Let’s go talk. Snow begins to fall from above. The acquaintance on the move takes out of the pocket of the jacket Adidas hat and stretches it on his head.
A passenger who goes to meet us brakes sharply... and gives out to the whole street:
This is yes! For the first time in my life, I see Santa in the state.

The smells had many brothers. They are not the most tasty.
by konde13

I was very scared to see something like this when I hit the search engine "Coffee on the stick"(Ms.S.)

Bliznezz> oh... found on my phone 1.8GB of photos that a child scratched when I let him play with the phone
<Sergic[beer]> is it interesting?
<Bliznezz> landscape under the couch
<Dubrovsky> can it be natural?

111: Repair it is yes *YES* power on no means needed :-D I have a shelf and microwave crane, but there are no self-cuts with dumbels. :-D There is still a drill, but no drill *ROFL*

222: I now understand how Zoy wrote the song.
I have a house, but no keys.
I have the sun, but it is in the midst of the clouds.
He has a head, but no shoulders.
But I see the clouds cut off the sunlight.
I have a word, but there are no letters in it.
I have a forest, but no tails.
I have time, but I have no strength to wait.
There is a night, but there are no dreams.

Bulgarian news site, news about 52-degree frost in Yakutia.
The first comment:
Did Depardieu know?
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