He wrote a statement to the personnel department.

Please reduce the working day on 13.01.2012 by two hours (from 10.00 to 17.00) due to family circumstances. I promise to never work that time.

Number of Signatures

Signed without signing.
We sit in the entire department.

In the cold office was a well-preserved collective.

Call for technical support:
- Allo, can you at the address of xxx, subscriber xxx, today at 23:00 I can cut off?
E-E and why is it?
- Then that I am the girlfriend of this subscriber and I need him as a guy, I am tired of watching the raids in the ambulance for a week!

told a acquaintance.
Vote on the side, a black "Tuareg" stops next to him. He sits next to the driver and checks. The leather salon, the expensive magnetola, the instrument panel and a sheet of paper on it - yes - my car, yes - a taxi, yes - not a pity!!and "

I have 4 Persians of the 85th leaf at the office, a separate rental apartment, a stable job, a evening dress, a double bed, a fun character, half hard porn and the other half of arthouse and anime, an unhumane appearance, a higher linguistic education, a wifi grid and two comps at home.
What else do you need, guys?! to
I sadly drove the tank.

XXXX: I have put up a batch
YYY: not the hoodies
xx to patch?
Be a dirty bastard.
I am such a dirty bastard.
I knew you would say that, dirty bastard.

I need to add the "I want more!" button together with the "I want more!" and "I want to work :(" and "I want to sleep :("

The falling tree turned the cat sitting under it from a cute babysitter to a wicked hunter.

In Japan, in 1964, the world’s first sperm bank was created, and recently the Japanese abandoned the traditional way of donating sperm by donors (banner, porn magazine, sharma). The donor is now assisted by a specially trained assistant. The Chinese borrowed the idea and put it on the stream. Chinese sperm is twice as cheap as Japanese.
See also: Capec
I am really curious how I can work on such a job.

There are some basic female instincts.

I don't believe that none of them sat down and did not help orally (and scream through the whole hall from the brigadier's "CHEES NOT EAT!!!and "

I remembered a story from my student life. It was 7 years ago. We just drank beer near the politech and sat down with a bomb, well, like waiting for the bottles to be released... well, and we discussed some mystical, exorcist film, like Constantine. The bomber entered into the conversation. He turned out to be a theologian with two superiors.

AM: I’ve had two states lately: either I’m sleeping, or I’m dissatisfied with not sleeping!

Ryuchishe: I decided to go to my hometown school here a few days ago, see former teachers and so on.
I see two five-year-olds sitting on a bench, and they say to each other, “You know what’s the worst thing?” That I am sober, unbarred and in school!"
Ryuchishe: O_o

The real case.
The young man was detained for installing Microsoft's non-licensed software, it would be nothing - but they just asked him to install Win7 and other progi in the police office!!! and :)
He himself came, he himself established, well, he received for his work 600 rubles, and then he was bound... for the damage of about 130 thousand rubles.
Intel Inside, Idiot Outside!! to

The Melancholy Wake:
Recently I decided – you need to change something in your quiet, measured life. We need new impressions. Now I go home on the other side of the street.

Children, remember, "coffee" and "whisky" are "he".
"It" is a shit and the Ministry of Education.

How can a child born with the name Chaplin be called Vsevolod???? c) The Twitter

aqwertya: encountered a topic where they discuss their painful experiences
aqwertya: compare all kinds of births, accidents, kidney stones, tooth pain, burns in detail
A shorter shit everywhere.
Here is the man grit.
aqwertya: "It’s crazy pain not to drink beer in the evening."

Paradox: The more beautiful a girl, the less chances of a simple female happiness.
YYY: and the scary is not at all =D

From the forum about Skyrim.
Near Solityude I killed a dragon. While examining his body, I stumbled upon very strange things. In the remains of the reptile I found a note from the mission that I completed shortly after my release (I am now much older). There was also a full set of leather armor and a weak magical sword. When I watched all these things, a newbie I remembered!

These were the things I threw out on the street of the village while performing the main task. This means that during my adventures on Skyrim, a dragon raided the village and ate the one who picked up my stuff. Then the same dragon flew through the map and was killed by me.
It took about 2 months (50 hours of real time), but fate brought me back with these things again. I think they deserve to be preserved.

I sit with a girl tonight.

She: Did you know that in Belarus the death penalty is allowed?
Hm... I didn’t know.
She: I think that’s wrong. Criminals don’t realize their fault if they just die... I think that mental torture should be used so that people slowly go mad and don’t understand what’s happening to them... They suffered.

She: “Look in my blind eyes...” Mr. ^ ^ ^