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Li is:
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by Fat38:
You are Who?
Li is:
Who am I, I am the one who lives within you.
by Fat38:
Mr Kakashi?
Don’t give your dinner to your enemy, he will leave it for breakfast.
I am a guy (this is important). I go to the supermarket, ahead a couple, 20 years.
A boy in front, a girl behind. A man on his shoulder told him something. The girl is silent. The man looks around periodically. Suddenly, the girl stops and sees a commodity on the shelf. The guy continues to go. I too. I get closer, I hear a guy’s voice: “Yes, yes, I’m probably to blame. I invite you to a restaurant where you will forget our quarrel. I’ll order you whatever you want, please don’t get angry with me... And for the new year I invite you to go to Egypt. There is warm, the sea, the rest... We order a five-star hotel for a week at the sea, diving... Do you agree?” He turns to me...
I answered bass “Yes!” Their eyes grow to the size of coffee cups. He is in stupor. It is 2.3.4 and 4.5 seconds. And then in his head as if something is clicking, he cleverly smiles:
Have you ever heard of Egypt and Egypt?“”
“No” I answer.
“Thank you, it was you, not she!”
Turn around and go to the girl:
“The dance! Let us tolerate! Go to the cinema!!
When did the English judges start wearing black clothes?
“They wore them on the day of mourning for Queen Victoria, sir.
Why are they wearing them yet?
She is still dead, sir.
I watched the picture:
k - customer / p - seller
Do you have flashes without lamps?
What kind of lamp?
Which is on the flash.
A – without an indicator. Yes there is. Is it critical to you?
(k) - Yes, I want to go into the car without a light bulb, so that it doesn't put the battery!
We had two chess players in the squad, and they were once persuaded to play a show match blindly. A bunch of people were filled in the room, a board was placed in the middle on the board so that everyone could watch the party, and they lay on opposite beds facing the wall. In the middle of the game one of the chess players thought for a long time, everyone in anticipation of the especially astute move held his breath, until finally he turned on his back and grabbed loudly.
Who knows me? maybe I’m actually cheese"
Milahka: People do not learn anything!
MonsterGod: Especially Russian language.
xxx: (00:31:30) I want to go to the sea
Do you want to go into your mouth?
zzz: (00:32:00) and who doesn’t want to go there?
zzz: (00:32:04) is very...
xxx is. Recently a guy was taken to work, and he, a cattle like that, started working!
xxx is. Well, he tactically hinted that he was talking about corporate ethics, and separation from the collective.)))
xxx is. Today I was sitting and playing all day.
xxx is. You will be a man in a couple of weeks.)
HH: Where are you missing?
My head was washed)
You can’t wash your head before the exam – you’ll forget about it all!)))
I know no one, I know no one.
If I don’t get married before 30, will you marry me?
Do you often have a headache?
Everyone has their own guardian angel behind their backs.
He looks behind his back
There is only the back of the chair. I think I broke it...
No matter how you are dressed in the online game, anyone who is dressed worse than you is a nub, and who is better is a shit.
The real man today is the one who paints the eyelids with his mouth closed.
xxx:"Like many women, she spoke with disgust in her voice: "You only think about this!"—it was only worth talking about her desire, well, and if you do not stick to her, she mumbled with a colorless voice: "You loved me?"(F. Sagan, "Reason")
You’ve gotten rid of your lexus...What generation of idiots are you??? Lexus is a hanging Toyota and nothing more.
Yesterday a bunch of young people near Kulka, eating the eyes of the RX 300 with the owner, while the nearby modestly and imperceptibly stood Aston Martin DB9, however.
A girl learns in the stream. Her father has an ambal 2x2.
Sometimes a girl asks.
Who does the batch work for?
At the building, Sweeney strikes.
What does it hit?
I don’t know, my fingers probably.
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A commentary on a not very good picture:
XXX: I want to develop it back.
I talk to my younger sister.
She: Listen, are you a frog or a frog?
I: I do not know. Probably a sova.
She: And what about me?
I: Well think yourself, you’ve already bothered me. How do I know?
After a few minutes, the sister’s joyful cry: “Curious!” I know who I am, I am a detail!