xxx: the predecessor in our practice, approached the table of Mendeleev hanging on the wall. Tychet in Md (Mendelevius) "Look, we have Medvedev! And Putin (Pu) This is Arshavin!" (Ar)

XXX: Whose brother and wife to give him to the ND I do not know.
Give a Gift :D
xxx thank you)

I’m going to get a Google Wave!
They will give me!
The Fucks! You have won!

From the sex forum:

cthltxybr
The woman in pop does not give! I want to try it...who can help?

ashur
I can help my wife.

XXX is
my mom took my charge yesterday (( I'm happy I'll die fuck

YYYY
Do you discharge? xd

B U Y V O L: Crazy guys, who has a program to compress music on Samsung?
Kolyanich: GOST 22-17,94, specific compression 24kg
B U Y V O L: Hi, chats wrote me about the program on Samsung for compression?
Kolyanich: I’m telling you that I have... you can compress your Samsung with all the music and pictures. They press "mama do not burn".
B U Y V O L: Please take me off.
From the balcony?
B U Y V O L: There is no speaker here
kolyanich: Tissues are a sliding tool for stationary fixing parts when they are processed... It’s a joke!
B U U V O L: ha ha, you have this program, I don’t understand it.

SANDRO_Rikimary
Wow, it was such a joke. Karoche opened a new pharmacy next to the universe, and my comrade and I decided to go for fun to see what was there and how. We approach the building and there such a sign is big "All that a student needs". We go in, look at the goods and here my comrade is like a whistleblower: "Fuck, there is everything a student needs here, even Pills from WOW!!!11" I fit and the truth on the packaging WOW is written. I looked at it, and this is a box from Dr. Mom up the legs =(

I watch somehow "Muhhtar" on NTV. There on the plot Mint chases a suspect on a car (a suspect on a motorcycle). In the frame comes a steering wheel, on which the emblem of the Automobile is proudly adorned. I think this is an example of non-obsessive advertising. After 5 seconds, the car will stumble, and it appears that it is not going to start.
Give honest advertising on TV!

Thank you BOR, a good community helped download the necessary things from several sites!
Do not forget:
Login – Password
QWERTY - QWERTY
3) Bash1234 - BashOrgRu123
Modern45 – Talking45
BashOrgRu - Bash1234

Fuck, please tell me what the cat would do if he looked in his eyes and repeated meow silently???? Or to check out.

XXX: I love the cake.
They are so unpredictable.

He says I love you :)

She is good

He: And what about you?

I’m a good guy too :D

The call:
Mother: Will you come for lunch?
I: Probably not.
Mom: Well, then I throw out the soup.
I love my family.

Dear taxi drivers!
Please, when you carry passengers, turn off your channels!! to

We live in a private house. During the night there was snow in the garden.

Take the blade, clean the snow in the yard!
I: Yes, spring will come and it will grow!
Take the rope, hang yourself in the barracks, you will die anyway!

I went to clean :(

My sister sent:
We have a guy in the office, an aqualancer. This is not his profession, but his hobby. Although they say that he has a license for submersion. They borrowed him (and all of us) with requests to pull these gasoline masks in connection with the epidemic.
He recently came to the meeting. In the mask. of water. Not the usual, where the eye-nose is separately, but the whole, the type on the whole face, I do not know how it is called correctly. And with Aqualore. Or how this balloon is rightly called (although it is not very similar to the balloon, some rectangular shit, similar to a flowing trunk). The boss can’t stand, he asks:
Do you have enough air for long?
The clock is 12.
And then then?
And then sailing...

I work as an administrator, I have my own office, but the wild thing is that everyone runs into it without knocking. No matter who it is, the boss or the seller which thread. After half a year of sharp jumping, trying to quickly drop my legs from the table or turn any toy, I was overwhelmed. He hanged a saucer on the door and pulled the wires there... now even the boss knocks and, without opening the door, asks if he can enter.

I have a computer for repair.
Well, by habit with men, we see that the interesting accumulated. Well, of course I lazim by "Video".
There’s a movie with a very intriguing title "VBIOS". Almost all the movies.)
Starting ))) on the screen appears "Cinema studio довженко" film "In the Battle of the Old Men". It was all 😉

XXX is
Hi to you! Putin has arrived?
YYY
I do not know
YYY
You cannot look out the window.

My girlfriend wrote:
The ideal wedding is not to go anywhere and bring a passport with a stamp.