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[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №56412
 14.11.2011
and Sber. The virgin full package: dark-boarded nails, a tightly folded face, all of herself, Diva, at first mocked the old man, who was upset, confused and tried to explain that he could not independently remove money from the card in the ATM. I forced him to use it and openly stumbled on it. And the next in line to the elderly woman gave out: "You do not listen to me, in vain you dragged here..."
Maybe someone in the market has a place, offer a girl, right?
Operator: Oksana Andreevna T., Zhukovsky, branch on the coastline of Ciolkovsky.
And another point, about the secret of the bank deposit, to all the other pleasures, the maiden is still so exhausted that, I think, not only the visitors were aware of everything, but some passers too.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №56411
 14.11.2011
Snoob: Bought a photo
Specifications: D90
Snoob: Snooby =)
I don’t know whom I cheer =)))
Snoob: Who understands... the ones are better... and who does not understand... the fool =)

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №56410
 14.11.2011
In the chat one online game:

18:53 agrigat> People who know anderasana
18:53 Zolobar> by Hans Christian?
18:53 agrigat> A n d e r s a n a
18:54 Zolobar> X a n s a K r i s t a n a?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №56409
 14.11.2011
Customer: We really liked your option, it is wonderful! Just super. But rework it.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №56408
 14.11.2011
XXX: You look great!
As a prostitute, of course, but beautiful.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №56407
 13.11.2011
My friend after dinner:
I: Was it delicious?
P: Yes very much!
I: It is great. Get me a chocolate and you will get an antidote.

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56406
 13.11.2011
And once there were people here who understood what these strange symbols on the black logo on top of the page meant.

[ + 48 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56405
 13.11.2011
Comments on Porn Videos:
- Beautiful
The bed is always distracting.
I bought the same in Ikea.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №56404
 13.11.2011
XXX: What are the plans for the NG?
XHH: Boiling or Boiling?
WOW: No, I probably won’t bump anyway, I’d rather bump, at least some variation.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №56403
 13.11.2011
Avoid those who try to undermine your belief in yourself. This is characteristic of small people. A great man, on the contrary, inspires the feeling that you too can become great.
by Mark Twain)

by yar:
I always felt like people around me were demeaning my greatness.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №56402
 13.11.2011
On an entertaining website, in the comments:
I am a prostitute!!! to
I’m a data processor, but I don’t scream about it!! XDDDDDDDD

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №56401
 13.11.2011
It’s on torrent ?
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №56400
 13.11.2011
My girlfriend made a tough self-trick:
"Your end is the lord of sheep"

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №56399
 13.11.2011
For the nostalgia:
Once there were people here who understood the trick in binary numbers... And now there are trolls, and schoolchildren-drochers.

We are actually still here - we are reading the 2004-2009 books. They are really funny =)

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №56398
 13.11.2011
I'm watching Carrier 2... I don't know what a big fantasy: how he badly removed the bomb from the bottom of the car with a building hook, or how he simply dropped the video from surveillance cameras on the iPad...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №56397
 13.11.2011
In the consultant in the search line I write "ISO/IEC Guide 23:1982" He asks me: Maybe you meant "SHYST/SHUS Pgšvu 23J1982"? That fucking! This is what I wanted to find!

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №56396
 13.11.2011
Oksana: I meet with the silence that is 20 centimeters below me. This is Fail.
Jana: I meet a silent man who is 20 years older than I am. This is Fail.
Lesha: Feel will be when I start meeting with silence.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №56395
 13.11.2011
Now I watch NTV, there is a report on how one person tries to rape another. Then the capture group enters, turns it, and one of the ments gives him a flash survey:
Have you been engaged in homosexuality for a long time?
See also: No
Opera is gay?
See also: No
The Opera: Why?


[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №56394
 13.11.2011
Requirements for the position of technical support operator:
Have an idea of the device of the local network
Experienced PC user
...
Impartiality (visually) to any subcultures and movements (emo, punk, metalists, rappers, etc.)
The purity! (No one will tolerate the smell of sweat)
The nerves are like steel wires.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №56393
 13.11.2011
HH: And in general, as my classmate said, you won’t attend all the lectures :)

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