X: Soryan and Lettu. I will take a horse and I will.
Sorry, I wrote this to my husband.
Q: Pure for personal development, can you translate?
X: Sorry I am late. Need to recharge the car. What is not clear? :D

We can ride in the asphalt, but normally put it - not.

Stories about parents and children. My friend, a forty-year-old married lady, came to Moscow to visit her parents. In the morning, she woke up from the smell of my mom’s blinkers, the dishes in the kitchen and the father’s furious whisper: “Still, you will wake the baby!”

I am impressed by our heroic past.
But it is very stressful to feel that the future is also heroic.

Oniya_Lixareva: Today I went to a paper store, decided to buy a notebook for small records. Well, it cost about 22 rubles, the cheapest. Then I go home and look at her. Blue cover with a wave-shaped pattern, 48 sheets, poor quality paper. I got bored and decided to look at the information from behind. Everything is standard there too. Only one but. Pride, in a circle, with large numbers written: 18+. I read the whole notebook in good faith – ordinary. I looked at the light, smelled (what little?) I began to cheer her to all my acquaintances. I even wrote something in it. Now I think, why didn’t I ask for a passport... When buying cigarettes, they ask, and here? I thought about it all night. Why is life so difficult?

My wife calls the cat a mouse, the dog a cat, and the pig in the village a beauty. This is innate and untreatable - I understood it when she called my first night - p*zdenyshim, eyes - blinds, and when she saw my naked hand, she said - "Oh, you have a hand. Just like my feet" Then she still admitted to me that as a child she confused bodyguards and bodyguards.

In my life, I have never encountered rescuers who would call other people’s lives wreckage and treat work as a duty, not as a matter of their whole life.

- Read the comic "Spaskom". The author is a former rescue worker with many years of experience. You will find out a lot of interesting.
- Read or listen to the Radio Vera website interview with pilots of the helicopter search and rescue team "Angel". I quote (this was said after half a hour of explanations how not to do):

A. Mikhailov: Well, if you went to the forest, here you went to the forest in camouflage, without flashbacks, with a sewed phone...
A. Pichugin (leader): You are already a strange person.
Mikhailov: Why are we looking for you?

(No, they’ll look for it anyway, of course... But they’ll be angry too.)

Alexey Teacher and Natalia Poklonskaya share the income from Matilda:
“Yes,” she breathes up, “I’ve gotten into something. I read so much shit about myself every day.
– Listen, Natasha, an experienced artist – by finishing the calculations, the Master answers. There is no bad pirate.

(Another other blunder)

xxx: With a high probability many of us under Stalin would now work for free :)

Yyy: If Stalin were alive now, it would most likely mean that he was a necromantic wizard or an alien cyborg, and then it could really be EVERYTHING. O_O

Whoever is

"We are employed so often foolish that I suggested our HR in an interview to first give a drop of Google for filtering underdeveloped..."

Apparently, your main fool is not the mercenary, but just the eichar. After all, it is he who finds them for you and recommends them to the boss.
When the cook begins to feed with feces, you need to throw out not only shit, but also the cook - in the first place.
Or divorced such "personalists" with Soros’ methods from the 90s in a single twist...

Tell me what you look like.)
very common: two hands, two legs, head, body
How sexy you talk about yourself) and your hair in general. Growth of the eyes)))
YYY: There is hair. But the body structure and the growth of the eyes... I didn’t even measure.

I had a neighbor, well, I have a neighbor, and he parked so that he violated several PDD rules at the same time. The Fairy Fool.

He parked in the zone of the sign "parking is prohibited", placed the car on the mark "fire zone", and closed the ring pass. I spoke to him personally, explained that it should not be done, but was not heard. Sending and sending.

Well, ok, called the evacuator, they came and picked up. He ran through the courtyard and spoke that would soak the puddles. I went out, I asked what happened, I started screaming that the car was stolen, I said:

Maybe they were evacuated?

Let him call and find out. I took it shortly. Where did he put the car?

is correct. and there. The Fairy Fool. Evacuated immediately.

His wife wept as if she was trying to scream to the COD.

"Your car has already struck me, so much money goes into it, your fines and evacuations, sell it or I'll burn it to the hell!

He also spoke something about the fact that the pydors alone in this house live and call the evacuator. Calculate and fuck. That he was the fool's fault, I probably didn't even think.

In short, he sells a car, but begins to use the car for rent. Parking in the same place.

I guess, fucking, how did you live through these years? I call the company, which is indicated on the car itself, I explain the situation that the car is parked in violation of the PDD, the operator accepts the application, says, now we will contact, we will ask to reset the car. After an hour, I look, I don't change, I call the rental companies, they explain that the subscriber's phone is "not a subscriber". Asked to call the evacuator, because they do not see violations personally and can not do so, they assure that for violations of the PDD during parking, the subscriber is also imposed an internal fine, when receiving several fines, access to services will be prohibited.

I call an evacuator.

A day later, the car of the company is standing in the same place again. I call, explain the situation, ask again to call the evacuator himself. I call.

No one has parked there for six months.

But I didn’t see carsharing cars in the yard anymore.

I've seen in my life various dumbabees, with such a stubborn encountered for the first time.

Do you think why he needed all this?

In the morning, a colleague argued that it would be time to stop considering November 7 a holiday. My friend’s name is Roman.

I was in the car with my wife early in the morning. I was driving, sleepy.
I: Dear, what are you willing to do to prevent me from falling asleep? (Working with the eyebrows, hinting at the mine)
Wife: I can give you a lump.
This is all you need to know about our relationship.

Mongol: Once you have created a new subsite and you want discussions – put your right hand on the Bible and swear not to banish those whose point of view is radically different from yours.
jsnk: Yes, for the sake of God, only without hamsh, labels and address mat.
Verano: You’re now, essentially, asking the ass not to curl". Take the time before his first ham, it’s not long.
Mongol: And the truth is, what to pull is: let you go!

This is:
If a girl has a vibrator - it is very likely a hint that the guy does not satisfy the girl (and so obvious that it is more direct - only in words to say the same thing). And this, first of all, is in itself a personal insult, and secondly - is a non-illusory probability that the rubber member will soon be added to the real. Not the current guy. So tired of such a meeting? >>>>

exactly! Find a choked frigid grandmother who has not heard of orgasm, as well as about vibrators, and do not satisfy her quietly, or go!

The news:
NAPK launches investigation into Klitschko’s corruption
In particular, the NAPK watched a journalist’s investigation of the program “Schemes” about how Klitschko flew on a private plane with scandalous Kiev developers.
The commentary:
and gt; chemistry

Okay, even if he was involved, he didn’t understand what was going on.

The tireless witch Geralt will soon begin to master a new craft - White Wolf is about to sing. In the Polish city of Gdynia will be shown a musical based on works of Andrzej Sapkowski.

I would go, but Mommy doesn’t let me go to Poland.
Do you think Hitler asked his mother for permission?

Ilya Filler: Reality does not exist without an observer. You cannot turn away for a moment, spouse immediately.

Sobchak, Gordon, Chekhov... who will be more cool?
Is it Sasha Grey?