Triggers are not everywhere in bed.
Wow: laying down in the posture that most likes the capricious beauty of Triggy
Oh yeah yeah
Let’s see what a big smart I have.
XHH: And will give me the entire width of the channel

The people’s wisdom. Never buy expensive services as a gift if there is ice on the street.
Don’t you don’t don’t? ?
HH: It is surprising, right?

On the router distribution emulator 95 wheels for android. One of the comments:
"What can be useful in this process? How to scare children"

It is very difficult to open the refrigerator, see the ice shelf on the shelf, and close it. It is very, very hard to see ice beer on the table and not drink it. It is impossible to see a sleeping cat without suppressing it.

XHH: Today I understood what the gift of conviction means.
I’m going home, shortly. And I hear in one of the apartments on the first floor a cat hurt. And here, in the midst of the screams, there is an incredibly calm and penetrating voice:
"That is a step! If you think that you will anything by shouting before going to bed, then, except for pizzNo"%ei, you are wrong.
I don't know how the cat, but I believed him)))

1: Go to the cinema!
2: What is there?
1: Adventure movie "Life of Pi3D"
2: Figase films went 0_o
Soorry, 3D there... separately... well in the glasses

We do not only have holes in the yard, but they are also covered in the entire width of the courtyard... you go and don’t know what’s there on the bottom.
Wauu: Ah, and in the middle of the pit 7 km/h turn into 7 nodes.

No matter what the new year is, everything remains the same.
Joseph of Egypt

How to Write a Letter to Santa.

A friend before the New Year went to visit his family and jumped into a cheap store with Chinese goods to buy their child (3 years old) puddle. He tells.

An exhausted grandmother arrives. From the threshold:
Do you have a microscope?
The girl-sellers swelled the little boy, but they do not show sight.

Maybe something else, grandmother? Look at our rich range!

What do I need from your range? My grandmother is on the verge of a nervous breakdown.
My grandson said to me, "Father Christmas should give me a microscope!"
- I told him: - until the New Year, there is nothing left, and you just wrote a letter to him and immediately give you a microscope! Do you have time, Santa Claus?! to

How will it not happen? How is it just now? I wrote this “watt beard” in the summer! What did he do all those six months?! to
The Doctor Borminthal
by *****
The commentary:
"Who doesn't know how to tell a child what he wants at the NH.
Do as my parents did. They told me to write a letter to Santa and throw it into the mailbox. The mailbox, they believed, was in the freezer.
c) the dream

I write a message to the girl: “I was very good with you!” I get the answer:
“Not you alone!” ... fucking ambiguous somehow...

Dad comes into the room with a bottle of water.
What about water?
A tree, and what?
Give me pls.
(He gives me a bottle and I drink out of it)
He is (laughs)
I: What is wrong?
She was fucking fertilized :)

I look like a hipster when I think.
Tanzen: Only my leg in my hip is as thick as a hipster's body, so I don't look like it.

Q: Have you slept?! to
WOW : WOW.
Q: What about your morality?
I guess I fucked him yesterday.)

You’d see one of the New Year’s celebrations as I walked the street.
In the cowardice?
Probably saw.

I have a website dedicated to repair and repair. Everything is very clearly explained - you can immediately see what is written by the masters of their business. After all, they even have the word “lay” on the main page!

I need help: how to get rid of the smell of the body? P.S. It is not my fault.)
In these cases, lemon usually helps.
In the sense of lemon juice or in the sense of money?
nn: in the sense of juice, although in the second case even more effective

- Changed proct and mother, why does the windshield not load?
Imagine living for yourself, going to a college, studying, working, and then one day waking up.

from VK:
Jesus Christ: repent, you unbelievers!
The unbelievers? You burned up, Muhammad.

friends, observe safety techniques, especially when dealing with Chinese fireworks. On the New Year's Eve, I was witnessing how, in a swallow, a drunk neighbor pulled into the yard a large battery of fireworks, more like a pvo complex, in miniature, and after putting it on the ground and fire, did not get far away, and stood meters in two, the feather shot three times and with a stunning explosion and flash exploded wherever it stood, it was beautiful, especially to watch how this shahid ran from the cloud of smoke, indeed he oraled not, allah akbar, but the more familiar to our ear mother... but that ran he almost without touching the ground and the shelf forced himself to leave the feathers from the broken puppy, it is, it is strong. By the way, the neighbor is alive, only got rid of injury and burns, beats himself in the chest and says that he would be sober, there he would have died.
All health and good luck in the coming year.

Okay, I’m going to go, I’m going to go to Max on the red.
At home she was sitting.
I’m going to go on an orc.)
Shield O_O
XXX: I have been stunned.
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