Today at the bar:
At the neighboring table, two girls eat salads there, pizza all kinds, two bead-types trample nearby and look straight to eat the girls. After a while one can’t stand, stands up, approaches the girls and says, “You’ve eaten so much! Maybe for a week, right? Can we meet you?"

My wife and mom are a crazy Twitter. They remember everything I whispered when I was drunk.

She (02:50:57 9/01/2011)
I am irritating you, right?? to
on (02:51:00 9/01/2011)
No is
She (02:51:07 9/01/2011)
Do not scream!! to
on (02:51:12 9/01/2011)
No to fuck!

Astrologers announced a hunger strike. Mortality among astrologers has doubled.

Go to study!I know, you will read it here!Your Dean.

A few days ago, I saw a blonde who, waiting for something or someone, during the snowfall, apparently suffered for a long time with doubts that the haircut would be more damaged, the snow falling on her head or the hat thrown on her. In the end, the choice was made in favor of the cappuccino. But this should be done a little earlier, that is, before it is filled with snow.

xxx - My cat lived for 18 years.
Uninterrupted for 18 years?? to
XXX - No, with a break!! to

I watched on YouTube a video about a conveyor from Lego that made small machines from these same Lego parts. One man's comment, just killed: the workers of the car with horror threw their quads

Iona: And you are from which city?
Inzone of Tomsk. And you?
Iona: Omsk
by Iona : )
I thought it wasn’t far away.)
Iona: We are constantly receiving applications from Tomsk in the bank
Iona: The program is confusing
Inzone: ah, some think it’s one city))
Iona: we are decrypted as a remote place of reference for prisoners
Iona: What about you?
Inzone: we also have a remote place of reference for the prisoners :)))))))
Iona: )))))))))))

In response to Miley...
How to remove a lamp from your mouth. Urgently!

The answers:
Put a photo.
- turn the basement, rub... the mouth will warm up - it will become wider, the lamp will easily come out

Brain Stew 21:32
The man wrote about a man who shuddered on a pump and his bowel was torn off.
The author’s imagination is good.

Horror Show 21:34
This man saved my gut! Now in the pool I tremble only in metal swimsuits!

Brain Stew 21:35
It is not convenient to swim in the pool.

Brain Stew 21:35
Probably not comfortable.

I just love one person very much and for him I am ready to do everything.
YYY: Bella, who is this?
XXX is me! and thou shalt

Swedes Alexei Vladimirovich, be so kind, come down from where you are, into my arms. Stop making noise. I love you, you love me. Let us be friends.

and miss. Please please.

I feel like a step-by-step function of the heavy side. And you?
I am somewhere equal to infinity, but the rest is a complete zero.

My son, for the money he received for Christmas from his grandmothers, bought a book by Richard Dawkins, God as an Illusion. I am afraid that next year he will not receive Christmas presents from his family.

For 10 years, my boys and I have been working together. And a month and a half ago there appeared a kind of fox, so tall, in a black coat with a pressed collar and a moustache like a boiled leech. Here is his car all white with a deaf toning.
Today I and the boys in the number of nine people came to him, saying we can’t go here, our type of district. And he is "Tetragrammaton. We can do everything" We wanted to overthrow and shut up, and he got two injuries from his sleeves and kicked us off with his handles. Is it normal?

WmP: The faithful today smiled. During the day, I sleep - since the new year, the regime has not completely recovered, and the beloved is angry all the time because of this, because I do not pay attention to her. Well, as a sign of protest, she begins to shake me up and shouts disgustingly and quickly: "Don’t sleep! Do not sleep! Do not sleep! Do not sleep! Do not sleep!"
WMP: I don’t think of anything. I just understand that I am being awakened and screaming over my ear "Pe-nis! The Penis! The Penis! Penis! Penis! and Penis!

Olya.lion: and can you find out - what are the advantages of programmers?
Ping.Win: Many of you are familiar with the virtues of a programmer. There are only three, and of course this is: laziness, impatience and pride. Larry Wall
Olya.lion: what are the shortcomings?
Ping.Win: The programmers are perfect. They have no shortcomings.

This country cannot be defeated! I read the news site: "In Acapulco near the shopping center found 15 decapitated bodies, most likely, it is the war of drug traffickers, this is not the first case and so on. So here is the first stone: "Acapulco айяйяй, Acapulco айяйяй!")

I wrote to you that you are great, write to me.
I am cool.