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-First who weighs the cell phone less, then who has more tones in polyphony, then who has more megapixels, then who has a larger screen, then who has a thinner cell phone, then who has more cores, and now we measure megapixels again? Degradation of something. Give us a new scarf!! to

Is it true that all women love Martini?
BBB is yes. Almost everything.
AAA: And that’s true, if the grandmother drinks martini, she’ll give it?
BBB: No, not all of it. For those who love Martini.

Sex is communication at the level of touch.
Most precious of all touches is the touch of the soul.
You can love the soul without knowing the body.
And then go crazy...
touching the body of a beloved soul.

What a pity that everything is not right now...all at the level of animal instincts...
Hopefully someone will think and think again...

XXX: Now the accountant has called. They ask what they do with the client – disgrace or enthusiasm?
YYY: O_O
XX: I suggested both.
xxx: First - the conquest of the contract, then the bribery of money. and read the instructions.

I go on bus number N, I see the bus turns in the wrong direction.

Bilitersa: don't worry, now we will turn, just the driver is new, the first time the bus drives, still does not know the route

One of the passengers: Like the first time the bus drives!? to

xxx: all the girls after the new year such cute steel
I fell asleep :D

[09:03:36] <LIS> forgot what people look like...
[09:03:44] <LIS> all salads and salads

We have the whole class of bulls only 2 girls rats.

WOW: This post would look fun if you didn’t know what the horoscope is :)

Discussing on which forum, how to give a girl a star?
One of the comments:
A star is not a stone, a star is a gas. Punch the girl in open palms.

Anna xxx (11:24) :
With all of us who stumbled upon you

~~But I like smart people) So you have a 17 year number, you need to translate it into a 9 year number system)))
No one is going to be friends with me.)

Do you really think that being able to translate numbers from one system to another and being a smart person is the same thing?
You are probably still very young.

from discussions of the video of the Kazaky group on YouTube
xxx: thank you gay for the fact that thanks to them naturals get beautiful girls, because the appearance blue out of competition, and if they were naturals we guys would close with the girls, so thank you pudor for being in the world))))

Legendary SMS to a friend:
Are you sleeping, shit?

Start the contest "which tree will last longer in the house"?? to

Re-examining the alchemist, he pointed out that the map of that country is surprisingly similar to the map of Moscow. I thought. The migrants, the rallies, the construction of a second ring in the subway... do they want to make us a philosophical stone?! to

This story was told to me by my brother.

Introduction to the course:
At the moment, my brother is studying in one of the institutions of our vast homeland.
Probably everybody knows the boratata hohma when the prepute calls at 2 o'clock at night:
Do you sleep?
I slept with a sleepy voice.
We are teaching shit!

A similar story happened with my brother’s father. And here he comes to a stream lecture. Men are 120-150. and says
- Guys, you understand, I gave you my cell phone so that you would call me and clarify the course, consultations, and not binge like little children.

Here comes the SMK:
Find me you shit.

I answered:

My sister is studying as a designer. was as-
He is at home and his sister is on the table.
All kinds of stuff for drawing and drawing.
I get into an incomprehensible joke and
I ask :
What is it? A flexible cure.
For what is it?
(The answer hanged the system...)
To paint the curved lines.

The system hanged on him... And you try to draw a sinusoid, cosinoid, etc. exactly. At least...

What if I describe myself in the kindergarten?
You will die of shame, three year old exile!

Chereshnya: Fuck, this is how now from the vacation to the working style, if I planned to lie down between 22-23 o'clock, and it turns out, what at this time wildly want to eat?? to

Google Translate translated the phrase:
Chupame El Choto
Choco and Chupame