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[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №58433
 10.01.2012
XHHH: On the street metet. I am afraid not to get to my area. I need to find a place to sleep.
YYY: What do you think?
HH: Well, I would have asked for you. But you have a dad. I was not prepared for the meeting with Pasha and I was frightened by the cowardly parachutes. Cole lives in the same area as me is not an option. A girlfriend is a good option. But she doesn’t have a scarf to dig up in the morning. The former remains.
Another plus to the former. You can wear it in any shirt.)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №58432
 10.01.2012
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Yyy: No, weakness is filling our ranks!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №58431
 10.01.2012
Night is not the best time to read Po.
Yyy: Night is the best time to write software. and :)

[ + 32 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58430
 10.01.2012
Even the description of My Little Pony is worth throwing it here.
The new animated series from Hazbro about the pony was planned as a children's series and it could only have two series, but due to the crazy popularity among adult men, it decided to release it further. Magic, pony, action, friendship, worship, magical kingdom and dragons - here you will find it all.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №58429
 10.01.2012
A girl calls and asks in a serious tone:
Do you have a children’s home near your home?
Oh yes, and what?
I have to put my daughter there, and we are giving birth to a new child. Who will not be playing a dog at 6 years of age and writing at the corner!!!! to
Softly speaking, ohhhh...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №58428
 10.01.2012
White_Water (00:18:00 10/01/2012)
How did my cat spend the night with strangers?

Deadvoron (00:21:10 10/01/2012)
is normal. I was sleeping, eaten, laughing. :)

White_Water (00:21:21 10/01/2012)
Blessed means...

White_Water (00:21:43 10/01/2012)
A moral prostitute :D

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №58427
 10.01.2012
Slon: I was in a group with fruitorians (
Elephant: I was written there: “You are what you eat” in the development of the thought of how with meat the fear experienced by animals is transmitted to man.
Slon: And I asked why none of them said, “I have the will in me, as in papaya?”

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №58426
 10.01.2012
jifa (1:28:26) and I bite
jifa (1:32:44) and the breasts myrly
jifa (1:33:29) and I just touched the cat

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №58425
 10.01.2012
BaDSiN: In general, if everything goes well with this girl, you won’t see me here in the next month.)
Kisselman: Treat the Bush?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №58424
 10.01.2012
XXX: How little I have photos (
YYY: Why so much?
How will I get older and how will I, without photographs, prove to my grandchildren that I was beautiful when I was young? I won’t believe it =(
Yyy: They won’t believe you with the pictures =D

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №58423
 10.01.2012
xxx:It all happens, it was like this moment: the girls decided to walk... well, they are all so pathosny... and something we talked to him about cars and knocked them down, said they don't know anything... and one of them answered me: yes, you were a fool in general, only iron and you know, but you can't say a word about fashion and you can't say a word about cosmetics, for example, don't say, a donkey.
I was cursed...
She didn’t know I was working in Oriflame.
Yyy: Don’t go any further, I believe 😉
xxx:that this is a shit.... I still got a good friend, after my monologue adds, I quote:
"I can’t understand, you think we guys are idiots at all? Or I don’t know how terrible it is when you smell yourself with a tonal and then you are afraid to scratch your cheek, or when you paint your nails and open the door with two palms?and "
Here I go even.
YYY: Boy, I have two questions to your friend – where do you go?and XD

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №58422
 10.01.2012
XXX: What are you sharing?
I'm preparing for Devil 3
Q: Do you close your tails in the universe or work in the face sweat?
Mmm... no. I went through the first devil...and I got fired from work
Behold, now I see, my son, you are ready to fight evil!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №58421
 10.01.2012
I put the test up on the battery. It came out of the pot and grabbed a flower. Mom's comment: Even the pasta is looking for friends, and you are baking all the cakes.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №58420
 10.01.2012
"I have a Moldovan acquaintance, and he means has acquaintances
The Mentee. Well, and how went the fashion in the car music discs (CDROM)
on a rope to drive, so that the mints are not caught by radar
Because of the violation of speed, he decided to check the case. Asked his
familiar ments to stand with the radar in front of the new bridge (this is
He goes away from the city and pulls out of his poor.
"coins" all 100 km per hour. He flows to the menta, and they are already his stick.
Mushut - said useless, all mulls caught you, on the radar showed.
The Moldavian does not pay attention to them, making a fighting turn almost
It does not decrease speed and moves to the starting point. It does not take two minutes,
He is again in the minds. The hookers began to hear something wrong.
Both of them are already waving their sticks and shouting the mother’s words loudly, but all of them are
useless picture is repeated - the Moldavian again wildly twisted
He goes to where he came from and goes to the police for the third time.
Mint is scary fat: included a flashing, in the matyughalnik orth, already sticks
over his head that he should stop - because the devil knows him
What happened to him, suddenly the man's roof went off or something else.
The Moldavian finally reacted, stopped, excited, his eyes burned,
opened the window and said: "Men, and maybe even with Shufutsky’s disc
Let’s try..."

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №58419
 10.01.2012
Employer Response on Freelance:
Not an adequate person, promised to write a program in a few days, a week later he sent me a textbook with the words write yourself.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №58418
 10.01.2012
It was before the exam. Prep came and greeted. I asked if everyone was alive after the New Year’s Eve. It seems like... a swing. The first is a guy - Androsov (the main supplier of spurs in the group, by the way). See also: Androsov! A: I am here! A voice from behind, from the gallery: Thank you for being alive!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №58417
 10.01.2012
and fish_n_lilies

Jews in China are a few million (12, it seems). These are specifically Chinese Jews.
We here in Israel fear them as the end of the world) They also have the right to repatriation.


[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №58416
 10.01.2012
mira - (09.01.2012 13:19)
Iran wins war contest in 2012

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №58415
 10.01.2012
She works as a teacher in a kindergarten. He bought a new dress and came to work. Everything as it should be, the quiet hour comes to an end, the miracle of 5 years of age stands up, wipes the eyes, goes to the side of the pots and on the move, looking to the side of the mom says: "Oh, what a stunning dress on you today!And it continues... The real man grows.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №58414
 10.01.2012
Terron: I have registered where to slot games?
Makeller [Admin]: Terron is a naked man?
BLAZER: Could you express yourself without a mate, dear administrator?
Makeller [Admin]: OpenѢ mystery, strike, on which you have manifested loveѢwill beaten by writing on my siteѢ in the hicѢstvѢbrѢnno juzѢra, koli imѢetѢprѢdstavlѢniѢ about what sii siteъ - nѢvarѢznкъ?
Terron: What is it?
Blade to blade.

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