One of the few things that cause me to want to KILL is the idiotic New Year’s shows with low-grade primitive humor and “stars” of one kind that get upset.

2014 will be the year of the wooden horse, antivirus companies need to prepare now

thx (12:12:38 31/12/2012)
I took a shower and looked at the bottle.
twelve (12:12:44 31/12/2012)
Dish Gel "Moments of Pleasure"
twelve (12:12:53 31/12/2012)
From there a thick white fluid flowed.
thx (12:12:57 31/12/2012)
Closed and cleaned...

A week before the NH...
We went to a toy store and bought a gift for the little one.
In general, after buying a small designer went to the box office, on the way to which I discovered the "Star of Death" from Star Wars, which I grabbed and started running next to the bats that he would buy it to me.
Already standing at the box office, when I handed over my purchase to the cashier, the folder on my mobile phone sounded....And on the phone (on the folder) for the last 5 years there is a melody of the "Imperial March" from all the famous film...
Generally speaking, the people in the line stumbled, and the cashier somehow bleaked.
by ALEX_D

XXX: In my neighboring courtyard, a salute was launched, more powerful than on the day of the city.
My cat fell down with the taburet!

My cat was in the bathroom for a long time. There is a bomb shelter.)

In the overcrowded bus at the peak hour, the passenger is upset by the weight of life:
Please send me for the trip...
–...
The girl could not pass on the trip!? to
–...
Who am I talking to?! Aaa to! What if the bomb explodes? Are you all in your headphones?! to

At our work (JSC Chusovskiy Metalurgical Plant) there is a system of ordering according to the Japanese method. Asked the guys from another shop for a spade, they brought me to the box where the spades are supposed to lie, the box on the digital lock, the code from the lock in another room, also in the box with the code lock, the code from which on the paper in the boss’s safe.! to

Alisha is! Are you alive? We remember you! With the coming New Year and, in advance, with the 84th anniversary!

December 30, evening... I watch on TV the Italian film of the year 92, there in the main role Chilintano is filmed, funny comedy is like this, I watched it and I think:"there would be a movie about an American who had to spend 30 million"(and this movie I saw last time on TV 10 years ago), switch the channel, and there this movie is going!
In the end: I get stuck with the thought that the New Year wish I have already spent...

Development of self-powered MMORPG.

We need to introduce such a unit - "schizophrenia"

+20 to trick, +30 to invulnerability, immunity to fear, -20 to agility

See also: LOL Then immediately +100 to charisma, +12 to secrecy

Xh: with a 1% probability of self-picking. And another 30% of the time does not respond to the player's orders.

WOW : Why?

XHH: Sitting in depression

When Jobs said in 2000:
“We’ve made the buttons on the screen so nice that you’ll want to lick them.”
He did not even suspect how relevant this is for winter Russia.