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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №58373
 09.01.2012
A friend in the questionnaire on Facebook has people who inspire me: my family, my father, my children, Hannibal Lecter.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №58372
 09.01.2012
The director (D) enters the department and addresses the girl - manager (M):
Q: Can I embrace you?
M: No, I should have used the corporation.
D: So you were there sober, so much to hug you.
M: Everyone who wanted to embrace.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №58371
 09.01.2012
xxx 18:21
Watch the Sherlock Holmes series, based on the books of Arthur Conan Doyle

YYY 18:21
Read the books of Arthur Conan Doyle, Arthur Conan Doyle

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58370
 09.01.2012
I almost dropped a full hot cup of tea on me. If I had died, his last words would have been, “Mom, I went to make tea myself.”

[ + 36 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58369
 09.01.2012
on the subject:

The teacher of physics told.Even when she studied the matter herself was.The fun lecturer <on the lecture, ending to explain the topic, issued:"How many fields no matter quantum, no matter <you will get..."-the audience friendly added: X*Y!! And he with a thoughtful face, lifting up <finger, concluded: field!
<the audience lay.I adore physics =)

Once "Physicist on ASU" issued such a verse

The missile turns to the calculation angle of Teta,
Oh, don’t need to pNo%: that’s the corner of tango!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №58368
 09.01.2012
If drivers stop drinking, they will stop eating.
1st comment: Mistake the diet. ?

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №58367
 09.01.2012
After eating, I wait four hours before going to bed.
Yyy: It’s our way: instead of not eating 4 hours before bed, don’t sleep 4 hours after eating :D

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №58366
 09.01.2012
In the ASK
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Do you need a good guy?
WOW :
Yes, no, I’m hunting for girls more, and for dogs.. but my husband needs to build good strong guys;) or he’s broken all the jammers (((

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №58365
 09.01.2012
More lies of politicians irritate glamorous television stars, who suddenly begin to talk about honor and dignity, continuing to lead a scandalous life.
Joseph of Egypt

[ + 95 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58364
 09.01.2012
I doubted whether it was worth writing, but the story about the boy with the machine machine (best for 07.01.2010) forced.
He was standing before the New Year Santa, giving candy to the children.
A man approaches and swiftly whispers, "Brother, my daughter is coming now, will give you a letter. You are playing.”
I can ask, “Where is the letter then?”
“You will throw!”

Next, all the notes: "Here, daughter, the most real Santa Claus," I give candy, she handed me a letter, says "thank you", they turn and leave.
The letter remains with me. What to do? to open? to throw? Leave as a memory, unopened, in a frame?
What?

On the evening of the same day, a poll was conducted on the Internet, out of 55 respondents, 32 voted for the opening.
On New Year’s Eve, I opened it.
Eleanor of Voronezh asked Santa Claus of Murmansk for skates and a talking doll.
“And I very much want,” Eleanor writes in the biggest letters, “that my mommy may grow out.”

On the rights of Father Christmas I call on you all on Christmas day to wish Mother Eleonora health. The idea, as you know, is material, we must succeed.
07.01.2012 by

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58363
 09.01.2012
SMS to his wife: "The alien kidnapped... they put on me experiments... already poured in perfumes, smeared with lipstick, scratched the whole back, took money... After an hour they promised to release."

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №58362
 09.01.2012
xxx: I came up with a new word: "happy". It’s like "gone", only "gone"
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: The Wicked
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: twiter, facebookbuch, lawtactch - it's a little different (this means write), but hide it, hide it, hide it - find it
YYY: to insert is also to find, but news
I know how these words can be made popular.
YYY: to shut up?
xxx: to fuck

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №58361
 09.01.2012
Loki
Oh, my dear, I’ve come up with how to change your name into an Ace.
smoke
The member?)

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №58360
 09.01.2012
Dialogue between a girl and a reconstructor (boy with a beautiful body)

R: There was an idea. Now I'm getting a little up and taking a photo set. Not historical, for yourself) With weapons (sword shield) and naked by belt, in jeans =)
D: Mmm... And I am at your feet... In your underwear =R
And with a spit in the chest :D

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №58359
 09.01.2012
XXX is
Vitalik, here I read your messages on the wall and came to the conclusion that you believe that the only thing women need is a...
I totally disagree with you...
YYYY
What can they do besides that?
HHHH
They are still cooking.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №58358
 09.01.2012
Call for technical support:
Good morning, I don’t have the word font running, what should I do?
There is only one way to do this: eat these soft French pancakes and drink tea.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №58357
 09.01.2012
quecksilber lampe: and I found a way to get rid of the annoying idiots - I answer them in German

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №58356
 09.01.2012
Dasha: “Only during New Year’s holidays in public transport, drunk people look bare and contemptuously at the sober, not the opposite.”

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №58355
 09.01.2012
Loser 80 lvl, I am the horse!
I opened the door at 3 o’clock at night to a drunk ambal, thinking my mom came from the night shift. He came in and began to dress up.
So my amazed eyes were nothing compared to his when his brother explained to him that he was wrong with the apartment.
I could not sleep after that. from laughter.
My mom was on holiday this weekend.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №58354
 09.01.2012
Discussion of the closure of contact in March 2012

Well, again, except my mom, no one will congratulate me with dr.
HH: Anyway, I will not be anyone.

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