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[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №22618
 17.11.2009
Every time I get up from bed at night, I’m on the same rabbits.
YYY: for the cat?? to
xxx : xd

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №22617
 17.11.2009
X: Do you always talk first and then think?
Y: Yes
Y: No

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №22616
 17.11.2009
Yesterday is :
Joel, take it off the table!
and coffee?
Coffee eats and tears ?

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №22615
 17.11.2009
Did you see G today? This dress was... Woooh!and :)
See also: Aha No words, only an erection.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №22614
 17.11.2009
by shura :
I have a problem!!! to
All the people in the game Red!"!

Mailohoffman :
You have a version of Zyuganov)))))))

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №22613
 17.11.2009
I called to order flight tickets.
The girl politely asked "where", then said "minute", then "oh, another minute", and then "call another couple of minutes, we've got something" and covering the tube with the hand whispering says "Katya,and maybe we'll turn off the game yet,and then they don't load?",after which the same pleasant voice said "you know, let me switch you to another operator?" and turned off...=)

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №22612
 17.11.2009
xxx: snow, cold, -1 but very cold
XXX: What about you?
YYY: We have -20 =)
It’s just frozen for now =)

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №22611
 17.11.2009
Comments on Diet:
"How beautiful the sausage was photographed!!!!!!!and "

[ + 101 - ] Comment quote №22610
 17.11.2009
From the news on the Lente: the court order bitten the inspector GIBDD by the shoulder
So began the battle of the vampires and the reversal. O_O

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №22609
 17.11.2009
My wife is accusing me of “fighting”:
You only have one thought in your mind!
I am :
Why one or two. Only they are the same.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №22608
 17.11.2009
A worker at work tells me. Sitting at home with my husband, both come almost simultaneously SMS: "M(p)am(p)point, this is my new number. Throw 350 rubles, urgently need, then I will explain.” Her mother calls her on an old number and finds out that it’s a hoax. And the father is already sending a SMS "Go to fuck, daughter!"

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №22607
 17.11.2009
iPhone calendar ends in 2038
Apple Cannes Is Better Than Maya

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №22606
 17.11.2009
Okay, you don’t speak Russian. Can you read in Russian?
WOW: No
YYYYYYYYYYY(

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №22605
 17.11.2009
What are the names of girls who don’t like flowers and toys?
Norina – Beneficial in all respects!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №22604
 17.11.2009
A friend needed a guy, so she decided to ask her to pick up someone decent.. In general, everything as usual, my friend's number, the guy's number.. both are dumb, no one wants to write.. she is tired of waiting, she asked me how she better write.. I ask her to wait.. I write to my:

HH: How would it be better to push it up?))
WOW: it is not compulsory to take a member ))

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №22603
 17.11.2009
I bought a crab....named Putin... gladly))

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №22602
 17.11.2009
Kirill
Go to Skype

Malaar
not go. I am Ku. Bo by Po.

Kirill
And the worst thing I know about you...

[ + 119 - ] Comment quote №22601
 17.11.2009
A familiar story happened. Her car broke. In her words: "The curtain where the cardano passes was broken very strongly". She enters the car service and gives out:
Men, I have such a hole.
Men take 5 minutes. She also understands the humor of the situation and laughs. He decides to explain:
I just have a whole hole there... banana...
The men have another 10 minutes. The girl also no longer has the strength to laugh, but the car needs to be repaired, and so the phrase sounds:
Go and see yourself...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №22600
 17.11.2009
Hella: It’s interesting, if a man offers you to sit down and see the whole of Santa Barbara – does that mean he wants to stay with you for the rest of his life?

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №22599
 17.11.2009
My wife and I were drunk in the subway.
Lenka, my legs are shaking.
Wow, I can hear it.

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