A friend who is studying oil:

I fucking fuck you.
Denis: To open the drain valve in a well
Denis: in the pipe of pump-compressor pipes remove a slide
Tagged: automation

The working day is over, we stand with a colleague at the window, waiting for the bus to arrive. Behind the window next to the building - they dig the ground. I am :
- And throw it off, now the excavator will stop, the driver will run out of there and say: "NOEEFT! We found the Nexus!
The colleague:
and AGA. And in half an hour helicopters will fly here with strong guys from Gazprom, who will explain that it is hard to tear other people's pipelines.
The third colleague:
- I will not say on the oil account, but water and electricity can be found.
The revenge of Chubais will be blown up.
At this moment the light goes off. We found electricity, hole...

Signature to the gift in contact, the bear:

by Dmitry Anatolievich!!! thank you!! You often say you’re going to Samara! I painted all the facades of the houses over the course of the day, and my house too!!)) Half the city is fine too!! Thank you very much!!!!))))))))))))))))

In the metro:
If you find suspicious objects, make a suspicious face!

My husband and I lie in bed and the cat lay on the pillow between us. I don’t like this thing, I grabbed him and tried to pull him off the pillow, and he grabbed his nails, I pulled him, well. And here is the dissatisfied voice of the husband: “Did you beaten on Sunday morning with cats on the head?” and I laughed and replied: “Yes, he’s grabbed his nails, and I’m trying to take him away.” What the husband says with an even more dissatisfied voice: "Well, if they tried to pull me off, I would also cling to the nails".

xxx: thanked his wife for the pasta in float
XHH: I was offended
Tagged: carbonara pasta

A conversation between M and native Z about the style of clothing when arranging for work.

Q: Why not cut jeans? I love the clothes! Why are everyone here walking like pidders in narrow-cut pants?
g: fashion fucking, I also don't like narrow jeans, but clothes do not go to work - because a) is not fashionable at all, b) resembles smokers
Better hippies than pudders! any day!
g: but to work take pidders, not hippies)))

I’m on a trolleybus today, I’m holding on my assignment, and my grandfather is sitting next to me in the 70s. We are in a blockade and there is a fight at the stop. Moreover, they pin so that someone's puppy is broken and the puppy flies in all directions. The people around are crowded, they are thirsty for sights, they are not in a hurry. But then someone realized that it would be necessary to stop this show and rushed to start, for which he got a morder from one of the heated drachuns. The man flew away, thought for eight seconds and rushed to the man who gave him a tooth. Instead of muting, he began to mutilate him.

We went further, and then the grandfather said in all hearing:
In Russia, puzzles can be obtained for anything.

IP, I call my bank to find out the balance on the settlement account and order money for tomorrow. I find out that my operating officer is on vacation, I am switched to another. I don’t know how it happened, but after "Hello" I’m saying to her:
- Girl, I would like to do with you the same thing I usually do with my operating officer.
Even on the phone, I feel that at the end of the wire, the pipe was shaken by a whistle. Through the tears:
Well, if you want to do with me the same thing you usually do with your operator, then first name the password to access the account.

When will we finally find out about the relationship?
Begin to
Bu Bu Bu Bu Bu Bu Bu
I do not understand her.
You never understand mine.

XXX: Turn on the TV
YYY: What is there?
XXX is SpongeBob. This is a series where a girl whale cheats!
yyy: ahahahaha)))
XXX: No, they are really hot.
Tagged: killed
XXX: Yes, they are on the fire, butterfly!

Suddenly in Siberia at the end of November came the winter.

Comments under photo of Korean women's football team:

There are no Chinese women!
They are Koreans.
Zzzz: Nothing for the Chinese Koreans!

The woman bought a kalina.
Which Yellow Putin?
WOW: as in

The slogan "suppressing corruption" was recognized as extremist as calling for the violent overthrow of the existing regime.

What do virgins eat for breakfast?
YYY: Yeah... I don’t know))
XXX: I thought so!

Toha wrote:

I live in China, I use a real iPad and I can’t tolerate Chinese counterfeits, even if they invented something of their own. And then the food sticks they have never gone in inventiveness, they all copy and copy!
23.11.2010 06:43:28

The passage writes:

I live in Roissy, I use the Chinese Smart Q7, invented by the Chinese. But in Roissy, other than spraying the bubble from the sale of oil, they could not come up with anything at all, even food sticks.
23.11.2010 08:57:03

Dushan wrote:

I live in Afghanistan, I use an AK-47, invented by the Russians. And in Afghanistan, except to grow opium sour and synthesize from it the fool of the highest test could not come up with anything at all. Even pads for food. Maybe they invented something of their own. Further than the derivatives of opiates, they did not go in inventiveness, all opiates and opiates!
23.11.2010 09:13:22

I write a diploma. In the universe, in the library, he wrote 2 books from the catalogue, 39 and 65. I approach the stand, behind it two young librarians. I showed a leaflet and asked how I got them. The first look at the titles and the year says "This is probably from valuable books"
The second, looking from behind the comp, pronounces with a subterranean voice: "We will give them to you, but take them for a shower! " and with a paffous laugh "HA-HA-HA" hid behind the comp)))

Only in this country the population seems normal when in the morning issue of the news the host with the most serious appearance argues about the uselessness against the ice of adhesion to the heels of patches, dressing on the boots of socks and covering the heels with hair lacquer and says that will help only boots, the heels of which are equipped with a heels.

Spliff: Fuck, I was attacked by the military. I had to sign the agenda.
I need to get sick urgently!
Chugden: Now I understand what people do at the end of November in the same shirt on the street while eating ice cream.