While I was crawling around the site in search of the right Ubuntu, Windy was patient. When I found what I needed and downloaded the torrent file, it still endured... But when I fed that file to the torrent button, the wind immediately went to the rebot. And now, after rebooting, it is already losing from sight the modem for the third time.
I am jealous :D

When on vacancies sites is indicated z/p in Belarusian rubles, Skype recognizes it as a phone and puts a green tube next to it, call, comrades, call.

Believe it or not, but in recent years nothing has scared me so much as the sudden opening of DVD ROM.

Driving a Greek across the river, seeing a Greek in the river cancer, pulling a Greek’s hand into the cancer cancer said quietly.

When I was a stupid child, when my parents were leaving home, I turned on the computer and watched porn... but times are changing. I grew up, founded a family, succeeded in business, and now, remaining alone, I watch my little pony.

Arlequin: What is new?
I bought new shoes. 25% of the salary.
What are these boots?
This is the salary!

Yes, it was time to find out about the bag, I thought when I accidentally discovered that I was carrying 4 furniture locks bought a week ago.

XHH: Tell me, and how to turn off the address hint in the browser. Tired of burning

and Yamal. and 25. The wind. This is a very good post:'(

Beo: In Mexico, for example, one such blogger was killed. And the body was cut off with a knife: "for comments".
Thread: The shit. Why was it cut in Russian?? to

You are talking fools, 11.11. My friend’s son was born. You can’t guess specifically.Good health to the boy and good luck to your family!

Russian transformer Phobos Grunt... No, what would you like to get out of Lada Priora-Optimus Prime?

From the discussion on the hub of the ski mask for extremes with an interactive display that shows the speed, time in the jump, its length and height, the location on the railway and a bunch of different other tricks:
......
XX: Do they show points, combo jumps and a tournament table?
and the number of remaining lives.

xxx: Once myth destroyers tried to connect a couple of kilowatts of speakers to a digital generator, showed how the two-inch speakers chatted in the diaphragms, and the subject stood between them and only hiccalled - hence the conclusion was made that infrasound is a lie.
YYY:...and the subject stood between them, looking at one point and continuously hiccalled...
Zzz: And to this day, Hichika, everybody tells you what an infrasound...

I bought chicken grill and smoked sausages. At dinner, my girlfriend, sympathetically looking at the chicken:

She was running recently.
...pause... * pointing to the sausages*... and they... slipped!

Marriage is based on patience, and each spouse is confident that it is he who suffers.

About the goat and the pig.
Someday in the late autumn I went to work in the morning, I passed by a tree – a rainbow, and suddenly I clearly hear a goat’s whirling, which is communicated from above, I even from surprise reflectingly bended. I felt like a goat was sitting on a tree and was about to fall on my head. Naturally, I shrugged my head and looked at a goat sitting on a tree. Again the bleeding came, and then I saw a frog sitting on a frog and cleverly staring at me, bending her head. My behavior seemed to have her. And she, once again scratching the goat, flew from the branch and flew away, knocking something on my wreath at the end. As you can see, she was ridiculous.

Another curious case about already a wild pig, more precisely a pig. I was once in a village where I was working on the repair of radio equipment. This village was located next to a large pine pine. And then a familiar man shows, laughs and says, "Look, a bunch of dogs runs out, and among them a wild pig." And surely, they run from dozens of different seams - a palace and with them a black-and-white-banded pig runs, it will be three months. The man explained this miracle to me. It turns out that his neighbor, working in the woods, found and took a wild pig with him, he was quite small, fit in a glove. He brought it home, and did not think of anything better than to put it to the dog, which had recently become ill, but that took him and fed him. So the pig turned out to be a dog educator, and he began to imitate the behavior of dogs, but he has not yet learned to laugh. I saw him several times later, it was funny to see this pig with dog habits.

Life has succeeded – it is when on Friday evening you go out of the house for dinner and take a passport for the case.

If you had this opportunity, what question would you ask the founders of Linux, Windows, MAC? Just ask three questions.
Smoking to eat? What if I find? Who is so bold?

Girl with a piercing swimming in the river, caught a judge