and Astis:
Let’s meet at the stop. It will be easy to recognize me: on my shoulder I will have a frame from a highway bike.
Oh, that is great! I will find you. So that you don’t get mistaken: I’ll have Captain America’s iron shield in my hands.

It is necessary to calculate from which iPhones you enter "check" sites for "unacceptable" information. And in case of access from them to give a cute and harmless page %)
And everyone will be pleased. Your website works. Investigators processed the complaint, but found nothing prohibited.

c) Dimantchick

I have hair!and ((
Even a haircut needs to be cut.
Oh no, you are a girl!: *
Let those who don’t like it go to the ass.
Q: I don’t like it!
Go to the village!! to

- What does our man do when he learns that their garages will be demolished? Right, - gives advertisement: "I sell a garage"..

News: "Zenit" may be tightened punishment for penetrating Boyarsky on the tribunes

The comments:

111: and again shattered the shattered seat
222: And the wind hurts the bulouououououu raanu
333: Where did the crash take you to hell... Do you not have peace in your pocket?

Green
You know, I’ll help you, I’ll make sure no one knows about our little secret, but someday, maybe not soon or even never, but I might need your help and then I’ll call you))))))

Ula
Thiaak

Green
It can be a banal request.
You go and buy beer.
or
Hello, help me choose a sweater.
Or maybe also
“Julia, take a spade and come to the cemetery, I need your help urgently!

Beauty-girl: I don’t like chicken, I love fruits and salads
You are not cannibalized.

Sorry I haven’t bought a rack before.
YYY: It’s a pity you didn’t get her out of the school sports hall before.
XXX: in the interface of my life there is no such point of action "delay"...and unfortunately)))
YYY: Fuck, let me reflect, it’s not hard for me.
YYY: So you will be so,
YYY: You did not dare to take the item for a while and forget to return it to the previous owner, given that the previous owner does not know that you took it in temporary use.
XXX: need to pump the skill "self-deception"... useful thing I look at...

After consultation to the upcoming count, everyone approaches the board to ask questions individually. Everything would be nothing, but the question of one of the girls just beat up:
Maybe I’ll give up the bill earlier, or I’ll give birth on that day.

Successfully established personal life is when the poppy in a cage tries to mimic not the banal "casha" or "popka fool", but the screw of the bed.

XHH: I went to the toilet. He walked into the cabin and realized that it was worth taking the paper. And, of course, according to the law of wickedness, not grammy. I raise my eyes up. On the wall separating the cabin, A4 sheets lie. I was delighted: somebody heartbreakingly brought the drawings to everyone for joy. I am already trying to take, but a hand from the neighboring cabin takes them, washes them (pardonte) and leaves. First thought: this is the cattle! And the second: it was probably stuck, and the person along with the documents jumped in need. I guess it would be if I still had time to get a couple of leaflets...

Legalization of prostitution:
And the prostitutes will begin to work officially, on a work book, with an internship, weekends, normalized working nights, salaries and awards. With discharges (I am a prostitute of the fifth grade, and I, the highest category - a multi-factor image)
The money will be taken with cash and plastic cards.
After the provision of services will sign the act of the works carried out and issue an invoice.

I have long wanted Pierce Brosnan to appear in the advertisement of some false and inexpensive tea like “Princess Nouri.” So I imagine, a table in a casino, Pierce sits with an unwavering roar and a clever sting, he is brought a transparent cup of hot tea with a fragrance of smoke, he rushes to the throat and says: Splyunte nahui.

XXX : All right) so and should be, evil always comes back) I will return in 20 minutes) in the shower pulled)

Interesting today dreams...To dream of chicken eggs - you are waiting
acquaintance with a male,
Who will surprise you with the size of his man.
of dignity. If you have seen such a dream,
A man should not be afraid of anything.
Homosexuality: It is possible
What a surprise we just had.
He is waiting for you in a public bathroom.
Or, say to me, an extortionist.

The news:
The Boeing 767-300 flew NO-731 from Havana (Cuba) to Milan (Italy) with 268 passengers and 10 crew members. At the second hour of flight across the Atlantic Ocean, the aircraft fell into a turbulent zone, causing a loss of altitude (about 1000 feet/300 meters) This happened during lunchtime when boarding guards drove food carriages. Unattached a little flew around the cabin, receiving minor injuries. As for lunch... the compot will be washed from the ceiling in Milan)

Commentary :
There was no luck for the one who was on the push.

Justin Bieber receives Medal for Merit to Canada

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I will not be pleased!)

The technology of combating State parasites in China is very simple and borrowed from the Soviet Union in 1937. There is no need to send spies there, it is enough to take advantage of the memories of still living contemporaries of those events.

XXX: There are more than seven billion people on the planet. Not counting the visitors.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: * ROFL* Poneachali
The earth is for the earth! ?
YYY: 146%
XXX: I took you

One day I saw a girl with eyes of different colors. I was so surprised that I decided to share my impressions with a friend.

I: I saw a girl with different eyes at McDonald’s today.
She: O_O
I am ahahahah! Just like that xD