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[ + 107 - ] Comment quote №41212
 05.01.2011
On the ramp the news "Estonia on euro coins included in its composition part of Russia".
One of the comments:
We need to get rid of Alaska.
Let the pins go up.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №41211
 05.01.2011
I stand in a store with discs with music, next to a 10-year-old girl takes a Noize MC disc and goes to the box office.The seller looks surprised at a ten-year-old miracle that listens to such music and asks a natural question:
Isn’t it too early to listen?
The girl answered genially.
No to Nihua!

[ + 45 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41210
 05.01.2011
WOW: A friend of my owner’s grandmother asked my owner to give me, on the pretext that she was allergic to cats. And this despite the fact that I am with the owner 10 years, and she is only 1.5 months. Is it normal, even though I am not a cat, but an enema?

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №41209
 05.01.2011
...I understood how important it was to keep the toilet clean when my hand plunged into it following the phone.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №41208
 05.01.2011
The traitor was not in the usual place when I tried to lie on it.

[ + 79 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41207
 05.01.2011
I have a stupid question to you... how to shave eggs?
WOW: You warm up the wax in the table, you sit there, naked. And waiting in front of the entrance door, as soon as someone starts entering suddenly break into the room, only make sure that the wax has frozen.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №41206
 05.01.2011
xxx: Good horror punk with female vocal, please
YYY: "Square" :)
XXX is fucking =)

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №41205
 05.01.2011
"Shalim" with a girlfriend in bed. I want to give her something pleasant, but somewhere in my brain...
I am: "Mihahaha!"
She: "How do you know my fatherhood?and "

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №41204
 05.01.2011
and self-criticism
What have you achieved? The world is still not captured, and 2012 is not behind the mountains :(

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №41203
 05.01.2011
Zhenya Alexandrov (14:45:55 4/01/2011)
Yippidy yi yi yippity yi yippity yi!!! What do you do
and??? to

TheSlayerAtheos (14:46:05 4/01/2011)
I am

Zhenya Alexandrov (14:50:21 4/01/2011)
You have been doing this all your life!!! to

TheSlayerAtheos (14:51:40 4/01/2011)
I tried to give up... it doesn’t work.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №41202
 05.01.2011
XXX: Finally, she was able to drive out her husband to throw out the garbage.
XXX: Truth for this had to arrange a solar eclipse.

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41201
 05.01.2011
All bad things will not go away, all good things will not come suddenly.
Expectation only steals time, and hope for a miracle fails us.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №41200
 05.01.2011
The real situation. In Moldova, in the parliamentary elections of November 28, 2010 for one of the independent candidates voted exactly 3 (three) voters. The result: the "independent candidate" was beaten by his wife, who suspected that he had a mistress.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №41199
 05.01.2011
If you do not go out and watch the news on the first channel every day, you can accidentally think that everything is just gone.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №41198
 05.01.2011
The status of the girl after ng:
I am very bad...
In half an hour.
Who called the ambulance?? to

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №41197
 05.01.2011
I go into the auditorium for the exam, and behind me the door closes and begins to sing: "How wonderful that we are all gathered today."

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №41196
 05.01.2011
How did you break your leg?
I walked on my hands!! to

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №41195
 05.01.2011
Commentary on the photo where a guy kisses a girl in the ear:
xxx is sweet)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
......
zzz:Ktuhlhu is sucking mozzle oO

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41194
 05.01.2011
xxx: this morning watched the battle of the Titans... the struggle of the symbols of the new year: my cat ate the whiskey "ragu from the rabbit"

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №41193
 05.01.2011
Description of the movie on bit2bit:
Title: The Vaginal Killer
Title: Sexual Parasite: Killer Pussy
Genre: The Horror
Year of issue: 2004
Directed by: Takao Nakano
Starring: Sakurako Kaoru, Masanori Miamoto, Tomohiro Okada, Kangji Tsuchiya, Yumi Yoshiyuki
A group of teenagers come to an abandoned house to arrange a party - drink and make love. One of the girls is instilled in a kind of parasite, after which her vagina grows out of her and she begins to kill them all.

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