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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №58213
 05.01.2012
And why is the ordinary thief planted, and the mint thief is just fired?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №58212
 05.01.2012
Why haven’t you married yet?
He is: No
She: and all my friends are already giving birth in the second round, I am already losing hope probably
She: So let’s meet?

After 20 minutes –

She: Where are you missing? Why not answer?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №58211
 05.01.2012
I guess you ordered a dish for $100 and a cognac for $160, but you need to get a toothbrush, a toothbrush, a dog.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №58210
 05.01.2012
He was so rough that he kept the files transmitted from her via Skype right into the basket (c).

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №58209
 05.01.2012
[xxx 05.01.2012 01:18]
What did I think?
[yyy 05.01.2012 01:19]
I want son.
[xxx 05.01.2012 01:19]
There is no wife

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №58208
 05.01.2012
4 is 01. the At the shop "Five" a man of a grim sight whispers in the phone:
Don’t ask me how I spent the new year. When they tell me, I will tell you too!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №58207
 05.01.2012
Kineas: Again flowers in the tram gave %)
Kineas feels like a pirate who robbed a Spanish gallon
Glem: Galeon with little things?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №58206
 05.01.2012
A friend made me an excuse.
XHH: He says that I have an unwashed hat and thus does not excite men.
I bought a new hat. very good)

Has he never washed it?

Zzz: And what are these men’s clean hats exciting you didn’t ask her?and ;)
Zzzz: I think so:
Zzz: A man sees a clean hat.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №58205
 05.01.2012
In the modern world, dissatisfaction with power is generally caused not by what it steals, but by the fact that it does not allow the dissatisfied themselves to steal.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №58204
 05.01.2012
(From the asshole, the conversation lacks meaning and logic)
Girls, what are you wearing?
We bring light, joy and breasts to this world.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №58203
 05.01.2012
I go to the store and buy cigarettes. Suddenly a woman approaches me and asks, “Is your son okay?” You look somewhat tortured.

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58202
 05.01.2012
Zeka
or smash the finalgons back and forget and go to the bathroom
Vufir
Here are the pizzas.
Vufir
You won
..................

No such stuff. Pipet - it is before anal sex to confuse the gel lubricant in the dark with this same finalgone )))))))

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №58201
 05.01.2012
Comments on Pornography
xxxh: noticed, after 3 scenes, where the posture changes, he has a scarf appears, see shot on another day
She has not changed, she has shaved.

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58200
 05.01.2012
I remember people in different cities offered to meet for the New Year. I wonder how it all went?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №58199
 05.01.2012
It is hard to forgive a man that he is a fool.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №58198
 05.01.2012
I just don’t want to hurt him, he’s so sweet.
As a plush mouse.
He gave me a mutant for the new year and said I look like him.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №58197
 05.01.2012
Ranzaar: Boy, what should I do? Sasha forgot to log out of Skype, and while she was taking a shower, her mother read all of our correspondence, and now invites me to dinner.
It’s so cool, what’s the trap?
Ranzaar: Fuck, you tell me how I’ll look in the eyes of a man whose daughter I’ve repeatedly promised to touch to death.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №58196
 05.01.2012
I’m ready to bet with anyone for a million dollars that the world won’t end in 2012. And if it does, then you still don’t give money to anyone.

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58195
 05.01.2012
I just saw the original brand of vodka in the store - "KINGS"!!! to
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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №58194
 05.01.2012
I’m an angel, honestly... Just on a meth really faster...

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