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[ + 74 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41092
 03.01.2011
Today I saw a man under the closet, so on his hand is written (with a hand, big letters): "On the work of the 10th"

Half a day.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №41091
 03.01.2011
January 2, morning.All is already at zero... Friend (eating the remnants of the cold): It seems I bite the pepper. I: And what did he think of?

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №41090
 03.01.2011
AAAAA as a bomb to deminate!
YYY: in the sense?
xxx: I need to pull out the monic, and the power wires from the monic and compact look the same
XXX is out.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №41089
 03.01.2011
Yesterday, we heard an anecdote about a calf, how a man with one eye, one tooth and a house instead of a hat was brought to the trauma point - he tried to catch the clock with his teeth.
I bet that at least a couple of dozen idiots in the country have rushed to their clock.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №41088
 03.01.2011

Do you understand the phones?
YYYY: Yes
YYY: the screw

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №41087
 03.01.2011
Rehearsals at school for the new year. The teacher explains: Boys sit on their knees, girls walk around them twice! We are doing."
M: "You have already gone to the third round!"
A scream from the room: "...You lead...:)"

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №41086
 03.01.2011
What time are you gathering tomorrow and at what time?
Mashmash: We don't know yet
Mashmash: You have a chance to change our destiny

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №41085
 03.01.2011
I love money so much that I am jealous of them all.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №41084
 03.01.2011
xxx (15:56:09 1/01/2011) Good morning
yyy (16:14:26 1/01/2011) hiya se morning

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №41083
 03.01.2011
We sit, we celebrate the New Year, and then aunt Lena decided to entertain us all, or to encourage us:
And the tree does not burn! What must be done?
I need a trio. - with a harsh expression of the face said Masha and went away to look for the trio, while we quietly rusted over her.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №41082
 03.01.2011
Mom checked the refrigerator, stepped my candy and said, "The house has nothing, we went for guests."

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41081
 03.01.2011
Everyone, however, was probably like this: standing in front of the garbage bowl, you are turning a candy, a candy in the bowl, a paper in your mouth? Yesterday I answered the same on my mobile phone: the phone in my hand, the casket to the ear and gladly so "Alo!!". Blair, you would see the faces of the guests.)

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №41080
 03.01.2011
<xxx> and I went to the venereologist today
<xxx> well, the meaning of the one who looks at the veins
<xxx> Are you here at all? and :(
<yyy> Wait, I’m beaten up and I’ll tell you everything I have about it.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №41079
 03.01.2011
XXX: I am afraid to go to the military. Could a psychic pretend?
YYY: It will not help. For them all people are of two categories: a member is - means fit, no - means a grandmother.

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №41078
 03.01.2011
A young couple on New Year's Eve:

She: You are bringing me!
He: For what?
It’s definitely not an orgasm!!! to

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №41077
 03.01.2011
Maklaud: Listen, what kind of Lenin was he?

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №41076
 03.01.2011
I was a witness to a conversation between a boy (p) and a girl (d)
Q: What will I eat?
P: The Bread
D with water?
Q: You have broken up!

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №41075
 03.01.2011
You are a brother Eblan!
Meaning of Gurman?
Petrovich: In the sense – Eblan!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №41074
 03.01.2011
He broke a glass glass with a plastic glass, opening the beer with his eye.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №41073
 03.01.2011
If this is a horror, then a quiet night baby is much worse.
Good night kids, this is a classic of the genre. Only a pig with a hand in his ass will chase so much chewing.

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