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[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №58173
 04.01.2012
I eat pizza at dinner!
YYY: And we ate yesterday’s dinner.
XXX: What happened yesterday?
YYY: Yesterday’s dinner

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №58172
 04.01.2012
I have dreamed for a few days that I am on a bus, trolley bus or tram.
WOW: for free though?

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58171
 04.01.2012
and.:"SlaSh" :
Sawyer

and.:"SlaSh" :
I am unable to do

and.:"SlaSh" :
I sit down and think to whom the fuck is in the ass.

and.:"SlaSh" :
Here you are online.

and.:"SlaSh" :
This cannot be a coincidence.

Contact is out of the network.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №58170
 04.01.2012
C Rambler news:
Americans began searching for minerals on the moon.

Who talked about democracy on the moon? All of it, kids.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №58169
 04.01.2012
From Rambler: New Year holidays cause stress in labor alcoholics, doctors believe

The need to work drives lazy people into terrible depression!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №58168
 04.01.2012
X: Can you write a movie? I watched live steel, a good movie is enough, there Hugh Jackman plays by the way.
YYY: Oh I understood it! That’s Lipton, right?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №58167
 04.01.2012
Comments to the image of a broken sheet with a failed drawing.
I usually throw myself in the rubbish.
YYY: And I lay out the layer and tick DEL, wishing you death, you woods destroyers! and ARRR!! to

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №58166
 04.01.2012
Max: On Friday I will take the cat from the lombard
Venus: What does he do there?
Max: We were very drunk on the New Year's march... the cat was laid in a lombard... the animal is dear, raised. In general, I found today in my pocket a paper saying that it needs to be purchased before Friday ((

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №58165
 04.01.2012
xxx: When I started running, I trained several exercises in turn to break off the left and right legs from the ground, it took more than a month to put them right on the ground.
As a result, he was able to run a kilometer in three minutes and twenty seconds.
A deadly resultant of some...
ZZZ: On one leg

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №58164
 04.01.2012
I am a programmer. I go, therefore, in autumn and winter in a coat and, I have to say, I have long, strained hair in the tail. I didn't have time to buy the desired hat, and now it's too cold, so I walk in the usual black hat, so I looked like a daddy. So, I’m going home today from training on the bus, I don’t touch anyone, suddenly a man(s) sitting behind me looks closely at me and suddenly there’s a dialogue:
Are you not a priest?
I am : No :)
M: And not an obedient?
I am : No :)
and pause.
M: Do you not cheat?
I : No. I am a programmer ;)
M: Aaa...
No more question is raised. O_O

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №58163
 04.01.2012
HHHH: Hi...
In short, the joke is that I now have unusual dreams.
I dreamed I was lying down and something hurt me and I can’t understand what. And I check every organ or part of the body pingom, fucking

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №58162
 04.01.2012
A post-year spontaneous party in my cousin’s apartment. He brought with him a friend (who lives in a private house) who had not known his sister before, but immediately put his eye on her. The sister, as usual, justifies her poor housing. A dialogue with my friend:
Sister: The little one, of course, is his own. Oh, and what would I give to live in a private house, without any neighbors, with flowers under the windows...
Boy: What is it, right? Are you serious? Give it all?
Sister, looking back at "Choroma": What, do I have something you need? (I think she is very naive.)
I will take everything up.
Who knows, maybe we’ll meet him soon ?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №58161
 04.01.2012
We sit with the younger - look at Shrek 1.

The end. A dragon enters the church. My brother betrayed.
Skyrim some.
and escapes.

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58160
 04.01.2012
The largest dish in the world is a roasted camel. It is filled with lambs, which in turn are filled with chickens, which are filled with fish, and it is filled with eggs. This simple dish is prepared at a Bedouin wedding.
O_0

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №58159
 04.01.2012
Jamie
"Prince Harry returns to Afghanistan"
Volan de Monte killed and all, he thinks can go home?! to

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №58158
 04.01.2012
We have a beauty salon in the city "Trojan"
Address: Konev Street

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №58157
 04.01.2012
XXX: Shatunov can morally defeat the dragon
YYY: shedding his psyche with white roses
YYY: Dragon: FUS RO DAH!
Tagged: white roses

The dragon dies.

[ + 36 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58156
 04.01.2012
I sat in the cafe today. I read a book on my iPhone, listened to music, and didn’t touch anyone.
Decided to look at real life - pulled out of his ears plagiarism and extinguished the screen of the phone.
Behind the table in front of me - a kind of maneuverable grandmother, a cigarette with a mouthpiece, eyes not loaded with intelligence - all things.
On the left is a bunch of classic hipster girls. The two in the hands of some beef mirrors, photographing themselves (yes! to myself! With extended hands!Girlfriends, desserts, blowing, fucking, the whole restaurant - I don't know how all the waiters have not yet blinded.
He turned his headphones back and turned on the phone. I didn’t like the real world.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №58155
 04.01.2012
Hello, I learned how to photograph fireworks!
YYY is class! What are you doing!
xxx - I have a mode "firework" on the camera.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №58154
 04.01.2012
I’m sitting in guests, enthusiastically reading "Metro 2033". There is an episode in which the main character is chased by mutants, and behind it is a whisper of an automatic air refresher.
Now I can celebrate the Day of the Builder.


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