I downloaded porn in HDTV quality. It turned on a 42 inch telephone!
Even in real life the picture is worse.

Emanuel is such a terrible book, I read it as a child, so then at night I was afraid to stretch my legs, scary(((

Balagur: I wandered around the shops, looking for fat. I found - I go to the sample, I open the curtain so sharply, there is a grandmother some 30 years old in the same lift, is going to measure the blouse. I am so surprised: "Joke..." and I am delayed. I hear in my back with an insult in my voice: "Do not fool! A naked woman!" O_o

The Doll
Say something sweet.
DarkMaster
I am an old man and I don't know the words of love.

I’m writing a lecture, don’t bother.
Write to someone, run.
I am a lecturer (:

30046 (saved 2008-10-20 at 19:20)
As for girls.

Is it normal? She breaks up with a guy, all so upset... knows that you are experiencing her... You are comforting her a week... She gets easier. She tells me she’s ready to try. And suddenly one evening with a joyful mine says:"Hello! Thank you for the help. I decided to take my boyfriend back. Will we continue to be friends?and "
And they seriously think they will get the answer "Yes". And their surprise has no boundaries when they are sent.

Men, do you agree with me?? to

And you feel "the same friend-gay" (c)TheBigBangTheory
I hate it. =

The December. by Novosib. Usbek at the stop, moving from foot to foot and breathing on his arms, matches:
The Siberian Yobani! Two puppets like two mothers.

c) the one

Zlock_AoW: We had an unnoticed girl in our office, a modest, quiet, grey mouse. One day, she argued something to someone and put her mouth without a hand on a small umbrella.
Now in respect, the beer to drink is called... Odmin asks her :)

This is what must have black humor to call a kindergarten for mentally retarded children "Dubok"?! to

XXX: Imagine the world in reverse.
YYY: How is it? O_O
Well, for example, everyone breathes carbon dioxide, but they breathe out oxygen, fish fly, and dogs swim, during the day they sleep, and at night they work.
WOW: Ah, and on the fence the word "MEL" is written with huge letters.

Parxomich: All that, I go out to visit you, electric go down and wash or I'll come fucking out!! to
Emm, I don’t understand... Should I wash or not?

How to survive a day without a comp!? to
Why without a combo?
X: Do you have a ch? Has the light been shut off for 24 hours?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Hera with him. I have five spare batteries for the notebook.
xxx from where? Naughty?
YYY: well... now I know Nahuya... and where is this long history from?
XXX: Where is it from?? to
yyy:I needed one - a spare, I asked for the home, he said nihuya, I asked the director - he also didn't fuck, then in the online stores wrote. As a result, the first bought from the hands of the newspaper, and the next day I was drawn to the akuma and the headquarters, and the director.
2 Where are the others from?
yyy: well... I got drunk, went out, there was a letter from the store - said we got these batteries, how many batteries would you like to have? Not to buy, but to have. I was drunk, I wrote 5. In the morning I called them, they said that two have already been expelled, and three more will be expelled from the new party, I barely refused three more, this is how it came out.
xxx = =)))

The lexicon:

The incident occurred in the tunnel between Chertanovskaya and Southern:
The peak hour, people to fige, the train stands in the tunnel. A 5-6 year old boy asks his father: “Dad, what are we standing for?” Father: Wait, the next location is loading

Flirting with a woman is like experimenting with electricity.

Someone is killing, and who is Faraday!

I go to a friend one day. The garden is beautiful - closed, with one

side arc exit, on the other side road exit. I walk down the road and see:

a huge dog, systems "elefants" (whether a black terrier or

She carries a small child in her teeth. What to do?

When I am dying, I am preparing to whisper not with my voice, but the dog quietly puts it.

a child in a sandbox, where two others are crushed, and they are placed

A face on the legs, like a sleeper. The second child, looking at

the dog, comes out of the sandbox and slides to the arch - there is also so interesting:

People, cars, a bustling street... A dog from underneath his tainted eyebrows is watching.

When there are 5 baby steps to the arch, the dog stands up in 2 steps.

catches "the offender", takes the cap, puts it in the sandbox,

The border on the castle!! to

My mom wanted a boy and my dad wanted a girl. So they met...

On the third day, a programmer tries to configure Russian letters in asky on a mobile phone. On the third day he changes clients and writes to me in asking for something Russian. On the third day, in response to these requests, I copy his hieroglyphs from some Japanese website.

Since American medicine has failed to cope with the nation’s obesity,
The American economy came to help.

a rubbish bowl with a pedal for lifting the lid is a good tester for determining people for the presence of a car!)) Only the driver can open it accurately and to the desired size. And if a person does this not only with the right, but also with the left leg - then he has mechanics)))))))))))))))))))))

xxx: I've always been surprised by the stunts sitting on Linux, BSD, etc and so on
YYY: Have you ever seen a real unicef, what would you say, shit he or not?
XXX is fucking. If a man fuels useless shit all day long, he is by definition a shit.
YYYY: HYYYYYYY is useless. Have you ever seen this live freebsd?
XXX: I have your linux and bzdi. There will be an ambulance under Lyux, maybe I will try it. I need him, I need him.
and lineage? Have you played it for a long time?
xxx: and six months probably, Persia to 34 Level has already kicked.
YYY: Well listen, we are both students of the evening department. Apparently, most of the day you spend on an ambulance, and you are fed by mom and dad. I have been working full-time for 8 months, I got a job thanks to the ability to work with frees, I get 40,000 and will increase. And who of us is a shit, you think. Think well. If you are sure I am, go ahead.